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BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

 
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broccoli

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Two things I eat most often, broccoli in a stir fry and raspberries and cream. I’ve never had covid, and I’m unvaxxed.

Nice try!! lol
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Two things I eat most often, broccoli in a stir fry and raspberries and cream. I’ve never had covid, and I’m unvaxxed.

Nice try!! lol
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we've got a white domestic terrorist on our hands.

check under the bed for broccoli stashes and search the freezer and fridge for traces of raspberries.

Trudeau is sending an assualt team soon

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They're declaring war to natural remedies
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You think broccoli and raspberries cure Covid?


Lmao Lmao Lmao

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A chemical in broccoli may help in the fight against COVID-19

WASHINGTON — Eat your greens: it’s likely advice you’ve heard before. Now broccoli is making headlines as a possible ingredient in the fight against COVID-19. Tt’s too soon to say for certain — but it doesn’t hurt to add some leafy greens to your diet. 50%<

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broccoli

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Well I have been riding the NYC subway UNVACCINATED biting my nails and eating food on the train.

I never wash my hands and always bite my nails


I still haven't caught COVID


Maybe everyone needs to bite their nails...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36755781


I wouldn't be so sure of that. Your nails harbor some of the worst bacteria around. You wipe and don't wash well enough....poop fingernails. Touch your keyboards and mouse, sink faucet, toilet flusher, door handles. All bacteria infested areas.

You must wash up well.
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I think you have been wiping your ass wrong......
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Well I have been riding the NYC subway UNVACCINATED biting my nails and eating food on the train.

I never wash my hands and always bite my nails


I still haven't caught COVID


Maybe everyone needs to bite their nails...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36755781


I wouldn't be so sure of that. Your nails harbor some of the worst bacteria around. You wipe and don't wash well enough....poop fingernails. Touch your keyboards and mouse, sink faucet, toilet flusher, door handles. All bacteria infested areas.

You must wash up well.
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I think you have been wiping your ass wrong......
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Always back to front....that way my balls get wiped at the same time. Lol

Have you ever seen how many people don't wash their hands afterwards? I'd say a good 50% of people don't. Just an observation.
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Well I have been riding the NYC subway UNVACCINATED biting my nails and eating food on the train.

I never wash my hands and always bite my nails


I still haven't caught COVID


Maybe everyone needs to bite their nails...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36755781


I wouldn't be so sure of that. Your nails harbor some of the worst bacteria around. You wipe and don't wash well enough....poop fingernails. Touch your keyboards and mouse, sink faucet, toilet flusher, door handles. All bacteria infested areas.

You must wash up well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76035942


I think you have been wiping your ass wrong......
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but covid-19 is a 'virus' not bacteria. do you even medicine bro...

and agreed stop using your lee press on nails to scoop the shit out and learn some hygiene

lmao
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a little off topic for toilet hygiene. it really does help if you have 8 giant legs to help you with your wiping ...makes it much easier.

rumor only. not confirmed

lmao
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why don't turnips or radishes don't give me covid-19?

thanks for the tip OP..

im double masking when at the grocery store and social distancing from broccoli and rapsberries whenever i spot them

lmao
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I know you get some weird diseases from giant cherries.

fact
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WHICH MEANS YOU SHOULD TAKE THESE THINGS IN ORDER TO BE HEALTHY AND HAVE A HEALTHY IMMUNE SYSTEM

ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU

IF THEY SAY JUMP, DUCK AND VICE - VERSA

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hesright
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Maybe if a cockroach took a dump on it

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I knew it ...
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I knew it ...
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Well I have been riding the NYC subway UNVACCINATED biting my nails and eating food on the train.

I never wash my hands and always bite my nails


I still haven't caught COVID


Maybe everyone needs to bite their nails...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36755781


I wouldn't be so sure of that. Your nails harbor some of the worst bacteria around. You wipe and don't wash well enough....poop fingernails. Touch your keyboards and mouse, sink faucet, toilet flusher, door handles. All bacteria infested areas.

You must wash up well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76035942


I think you have been wiping your ass wrong......
 Quoting: CharlieFoxtrot11


Always back to front....that way my balls get wiped at the same time. Lol

Have you ever seen how many people don't wash their hands afterwards? I'd say a good 50% of people don't. Just an observation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76035942


maybe, dirty disgusting pigs, all of them
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Basically if the media is telling you to avoid broccoli & raspberries...I immediately know they are very very good for you.


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or maybe that they put it in the fruits and vegetables and tobacco

that’s a fact right there look it up on wire.com

keywords, vegetables, tobacco vaccine
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or maybe that they put it in the fruits and vegetables and tobacco

that’s a fact right there look it up on wire.com

keywords, vegetables, tobacco vaccine
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sorry, it’s [link to www.wired.com (secure)]
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Rinse and clean before eating?

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WHICH MEANS YOU SHOULD TAKE THESE THINGS IN ORDER TO BE HEALTHY AND HAVE A HEALTHY IMMUNE SYSTEM

ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU

IF THEY SAY JUMP, DUCK AND VICE - VERSA

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84289708


Then the opposite is to not eat fruit, vegetables, grains, or fiber. I went strict carnivore years ago and everything got better. Never sick, not nutritionally deficient in anything, perfect heart and artery health, current risk of heart disease, cardiovascular disease, stroke, and heart attack is zero (after tests and labs) regardless of my cholesterol level.
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I know you get some weird diseases from giant cherries.

fact
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Funny they can make such statement when they actually never isolated the so called virus.
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LAZY FUCKING JOURNALISM from the daily fail
that is from 2020 too

LAZY
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You know it’s bullshit when they talk about how long a virus lives. Viruses are not alive. They are just a tiny piece of genetic material. Article looses credibility before finishing the headline
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Not alive. Buy yourself a microscope and learn something. Your own “genetic material” is alive dude.
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It’s people like you that give glp a bad name. You come on here and attack me with your boastful ignorance thinking because you say it so surely it must be true. The truth is viruses are not alive. Stop thinking like a sheep and do some of your own research before replying “dude”.

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So fucking stupid..
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I'm surprised they didn't say meat and eggs. NYT will just sayv to avoid eating altogether.
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They're declaring war to natural remedies
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You think broccoli and raspberries cure Covid? Lmao
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The stupid is strong with this one...

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HORSE APPLES!!!!!!!

Viruses are not alive (EVER!!!)
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You know it’s bullshit when they talk about how long a virus lives. Viruses are not alive. They are just a tiny piece of genetic material. Article looses credibility before finishing the headline
 Quoting: Greata Thunderclap 83946001


Not alive. Buy yourself a microscope and learn something. Your own “genetic material” is alive dude.
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It’s people like you that give glp a bad name. You come on here and attack me with your boastful ignorance thinking because you say it so surely it must be true. The truth is viruses are not alive. Stop thinking like a sheep and do some of your own research before replying “dude”.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84043877


From your own link, dude. I’m the ac btw

“When the virion comes into contact with the appropriate host, it becomes active and is then referred to as a virus. It now displays properties typified by living organisms”

So yes, as virion it is in a dormant non-lifelike state. As it makes contact it because active and show lifelike traits.

Good job dude, you discredited yourself with your own link.
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