BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

Brocoli farts and raspberries too expensive

Try freeze dried broccoli powder. That will give you some serious gas.

so this thread piqued my interest today. so i went to the grocery story and bought some raspberries and broccoli.

it's been 5 hours since i ate them and am already coming down with a fever and can barely breathe.

I hope it's not too late to start getting my series of covid-19 vaccinations.

i'm scared GLP.

Update I'm now 9 hours in. I don't know what to say. I only had 10 raspberries and two pieces of broccoli.

this is like nothing ive ever experienced. I thoroughly washed them before consuming too

I might go to the emergency room and demand redmesivir, intubation and multiple pfizer covid-19 vaccinations.

I was wrong to ever doubt.

this is getting scary.

I'm man enough to admit i was wrong about this whole broccoli and raspberries thing

Oops, forgot I put raspberry leaves in my rice today.

gonna get that dangerous covid-19...buckle up partner and get walgreen pharmacy department on speed dial

mRNA pfizer juice is the only thing you should be sprinkling on your corn flakes!



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Update to add: I'm feeling better after getting covid-19 from eating the broccoli which is dangerous.

I went down to CVS and got 7 shots of Pfizer boosted bivalent dirty toilet water Pfizer vaccines and I'm on the mend

Thank you all who private messaged me about my health.

I will never eat raspberries or broccoli again

I'm a 'trust the science' guy from here on out.

thanks again for the kind words

Human botnet is the most accurate term I have coined so far, sir.

fresh out of the covid womb

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“First molecular detection of SARS-CoV-2 virus in cockroaches“


Survives in their guts

Update: My Long Covid-19 that i contracted from broccoli and raspberries seems to be on the wane.

I never made it to CVS to get Pfizer covid-19 vaccinated.

But i did find that eating lots of Vitamin D3, peanuts and other remedies have seemed to help.

From here on out. Im going with peer-reviewed science studies that warn me on the dangers of raspberries and broccoli.

I will believe in my government and big pharma studies from here on out

They know best, and they have my best interests in mind! and they are smart to boot too.

i'm man enough to admit when im wrong .

I'd also like to apologize to all the people i tried to push broccoli and rapsberry mandates on.

I was even for the broccoli and raspberry mandates where people would lose their jobs if they didn't eat it.

im ashamed of myself. I hope its not too late to backpedal.

I guess I can't eat any berries from my raspberry bush anymore.

FINALLY!

Big pharma has it's pretext and cover story as to why they need to start jabbing all fruits and vegetables.

We can have a Covid pandemic threatening our food supply!

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Lmfaooooo

Nice one vegan NWO slave

This site is full of idiots who think that turmeric is good for you and that vegetables have nutrition

You motherfuckers haven’t learned a damn thing

How about garlic?

It is all about sorcery!

The discussion on this thread has heated up. I am curious to the ones who called us who eat vegetables vegan slaves of the NWO why they insist upon that. I eat broccoli and meat both in tandem

but right now im not sure if eating broccoli really is spreading covid-19 or not.

I don't know. Im going to trust the experts because MSM said so.

and so far they have a perfect track record.

but i do like open honest dialogue .

thanks everyone.

this is old skool GLP.

good honest dialogue without name calling or shilling

they are contaminating organic food, vitamins products, sheeple doing nothing

FIFY

FIFY

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I had some broccoli outside of the fridge.
A cockroach must have trespassed my kitchen, took a bite.
I closed the window, it had already left.

The wind spread the Nasty Evol Lethal Attacking virus over the whole globe!

i went to the grocery store and saw some raspberries for sale. i got a knot in my stomach as i realized i would never eat them again as they spread the super deadly covid-19.

im doing a deep dive to see if blackberries spread the covid-19 as well.

these are dark times. when will this covid-19 pandemic ever stop?