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User ID: 85003305 United States 02/22/2023 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | update..had some blueberries. not feeling sick like i did from the raspberries and broccoli.. i think i might have beat this thing! Covid-19 is such a bitch and so very scary still might go to CVS to get triple boosted though just to flatten the curve you know And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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(OP) User ID: 46223469 Australia 02/22/2023 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | update hour 87: Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0) still getting over the raspberry covid i got. just did some deep diving and it seems blackberries might be safe to eat so i don't get the dreaded covid-19 & keep us updated! Good work!!! I'm a J & proud zio. OrangeManBad NFTs: [link to opensea.io (secure)] FE Challenge: Provide a formula which calculates the exact distance between 2 GPS coordinates that does not use the Earth's radius of 6,371 km in it's assumptions JADR+ |
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User ID: 85003305 United States 02/23/2023 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: Ate some marinated artichoke hearts. Feeling lots better after the whole Covid-19 raspberry debacle. Been reading that boysenberries might be safe. I would warn all those broccoli and raspberry eaters to proceed with caution. These scientific studies might just save lives. And this is why we can't have nice things. |
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
User ID: 85003305 United States 02/23/2023 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found some canned vegetables in the cupboard. Didn't read the ingredients. There was broccoli in there. Might have Covid-19 again. At least the long holiday weekend is over and maybe i can make a trip to CVS or walgreens and get injected with untested unknown chemicals. People ..please stay away from broccoli and raspberries. And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
User ID: 85003305 United States 02/24/2023 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there a broccoli vax and a raspberry vax?! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85337259 My neighbour is planting those Lethal Things! it seems nature took its course..im feeling better Trust me you don't want to get Long Broccoli Covid! it sucks! #NoBroccoliEver Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/24/2023 12:52 AM And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85054826 United States 02/24/2023 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update I'm now 9 hours in. I don't know what to say. I only had 10 raspberries and two pieces of broccoli. Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0) this is like nothing ive ever experienced. I thoroughly washed them before consuming too I might go to the emergency room and demand redmesivir, intubation and multiple pfizer covid-19 vaccinations. I was wrong to ever doubt. this is getting scary. Hang in there buddy |
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
User ID: 85003305 United States 02/24/2023 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update I'm now 9 hours in. I don't know what to say. I only had 10 raspberries and two pieces of broccoli. Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0) this is like nothing ive ever experienced. I thoroughly washed them before consuming too I might go to the emergency room and demand redmesivir, intubation and multiple pfizer covid-19 vaccinations. I was wrong to ever doubt. this is getting scary. Hang in there buddy I will thanks for all the support..I was thinking about eating some onions and chives...but i can't find any scientific journals that say either way whether chives cause Long Covid, or anything. quite frustrating.! And this is why we can't have nice things. |
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
User ID: 85003305 United States 02/25/2023 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: The Broccoli Raspberry Covid-19 I contracted is fully gone. I just got a specialized PCR test and some bloodwork done to prove it so. Doctor says I don't have Long Raspberry Covid and I am free to eat berries for now. This is a big relief. Seems no long term effects. But the Doctor said 'do be careful next time you eat them' and proceed with caution. And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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User ID: 84202206 United States 02/26/2023 06:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: Still feeling good. The boysenberries seem safe! That covid-19 was some scary stuff. I can understand why people got injected with unknown untested chemicals. It's no joke! Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/26/2023 06:23 AM And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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User ID: 84202206 United States 02/27/2023 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: Tried some cauliflower last night. I don't think it causes Covid-19 like broccoli does. Not as tasty as broccoli, but i think i can live with the broccoli replacement. Covid-19 is super deadly and im glad the scientists figured out that broccoli and raspberries were causing it. double mask up in the Produce section people! This is serious stuff! No Joke Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/27/2023 10:39 AM And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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User ID: 85003305 United States 02/28/2023 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: Had some mushroom soup. Still no covid-19. I think it's safe to say mushroom soup doesn't cause covid-19 like broccoli and raspberries do. I will keep experimenting with different foods and keep you all updated on which foods do NOT cause covid-19 And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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User ID: 85003305 United States 02/28/2023 07:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Update: I plan on making eggs in about 5 hours. I think it was about 5 months ago they were saying how bad they are for you and might spread covid-19 and cause heart attachs. I'm going to go ahead and let you know. Ill report back later today to let everyone know if eggs are safe to eat. And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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User ID: 85003305 United States 02/28/2023 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just ate some eggs. will let you know if they cause covid-19 later. I think the scientists were right. it's broccoli and raspberries primarily. I still haven't tried pancakes and see if they cause covid. will make some later for dinner and see if i get the deadly deadly covid-19 And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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