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BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

 
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I know you get some weird diseases from giant cherries.

:fact:
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I know you get some weird diseases from giant cherries.

fact
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it's true. it was published in a journal that berries and cherries can spread and shed covid-19
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
The good news is just found out that blueberries don't cause covid but raspberries and broccoli still do.

ill have to adjust my diet
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
update..had some blueberries. not feeling sick like i did from the raspberries and broccoli..

i think i might have beat this thing!

Covid-19 is such a bitch and so very scary

still might go to CVS to get triple boosted though just to flatten the curve you know
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update hour 72: the covid i got from broccoli and raspberries is gone.

i feel much better

that was a close call though.
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
update hour 87:

still getting over the raspberry covid i got.

just did some deep diving and it seems blackberries might be safe to eat so i don't get the dreaded covid-19
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update hour 87:

still getting over the raspberry covid i got.

just did some deep diving and it seems blackberries might be safe to eat so i don't get the dreaded covid-19
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Update: Ate some marinated artichoke hearts. Feeling lots better after the whole Covid-19 raspberry debacle. Been reading that boysenberries might be safe.

I would warn all those broccoli and raspberry eaters to proceed with caution.

These scientific studies might just save lives.
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02/23/2023 05:42 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Found some canned vegetables in the cupboard. Didn't read the ingredients. There was broccoli in there.


Might have Covid-19 again.

At least the long holiday weekend is over and maybe i can make a trip to CVS or walgreens and get injected with untested unknown chemicals.

People ..please stay away from broccoli and raspberries.
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02/23/2023 06:00 AM
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Is there a broccoli vax and a raspberry vax?!
My neighbour is planting those Lethal Things!
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Found some canned vegetables in the cupboard. Didn't read the ingredients. There was broccoli in there.


Might have Covid-19 again.


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Oh_my_Gawd!
All that stress you won't be knowing it before two weeks!
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Your supposed to wash your produce anyways aasholes.



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Is there a broccoli vax and a raspberry vax?!
My neighbour is planting those Lethal Things!
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it seems nature took its course..im feeling better


Trust me you don't want to get Long Broccoli Covid!

it sucks!

truestory

#NoBroccoliEver

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/24/2023 12:52 AM
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Update: Just ate some chicken soup. with lots of cayenne pepper

seems the broccoli and raspberry covid-19 i caught has been beat!

Warning: Do not eat broccoli or raspberries


Trust the science
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Whenever they tell you stuff like this, assume they have a drug ready to sell, and brocoli or whatever is a direct competitor to that drug. They need to tarnish the reputation of cheap, natural cures so everyone thinks pharma drugs are the only solution.
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update I'm now 9 hours in. I don't know what to say. I only had 10 raspberries and two pieces of broccoli.

this is like nothing ive ever experienced. I thoroughly washed them before consuming too

I might go to the emergency room and demand redmesivir, intubation and multiple pfizer covid-19 vaccinations.

I was wrong to ever doubt.

broccoli this is getting scary.
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Hang in there buddy chuckle
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Update I'm now 9 hours in. I don't know what to say. I only had 10 raspberries and two pieces of broccoli.

this is like nothing ive ever experienced. I thoroughly washed them before consuming too

I might go to the emergency room and demand redmesivir, intubation and multiple pfizer covid-19 vaccinations.

I was wrong to ever doubt.

broccoli this is getting scary.
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Hang in there buddy chuckle
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I will thanks for all the support..I was thinking about eating some onions and chives...but i can't find any scientific journals that say either way whether chives cause Long Covid, or anything. quite frustrating.!
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Update: The Broccoli Raspberry Covid-19 I contracted is fully gone.

I just got a specialized PCR test and some bloodwork done to prove it so.

Doctor says I don't have Long Raspberry Covid and I am free to eat berries for now.

This is a big relief. Seems no long term effects. But the Doctor said 'do be careful next time you eat them' and proceed with caution.
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bump for those seeking help from the deadly broccoli covid-19
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Update: Still feeling good. The boysenberries seem safe!

That covid-19 was some scary stuff. I can understand why people got injected with unknown untested chemicals. It's no joke!

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/26/2023 06:23 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Ate some blueberries. Feeling better. They seem to be safe
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update: Tried some cauliflower last night. I don't think it causes Covid-19 like broccoli does.

Not as tasty as broccoli, but i think i can live with the broccoli replacement.

Covid-19 is super deadly and im glad the scientists figured out that broccoli and raspberries were causing it.

double mask up in the Produce section people!

This is serious stuff!

No Jokehiding

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 02/27/2023 10:39 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update. Had some asparagus. No Covid-19 yet.

I think it's safe to say that apsaragus does NOT cause covid 19 like broccoli and raspberries
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update: Had some mushroom soup. Still no covid-19.

I think it's safe to say mushroom soup doesn't cause covid-19 like broccoli and raspberries do.

I will keep experimenting with different foods and keep you all updated on which foods do NOT cause covid-19
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02/28/2023 03:53 AM
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WHEN THEY TELL YOU NOT TO EAT THE BROCCOLI AND RASPBERRIES

ITS TIME TO EAT THE BROCCOLI AND RASPBERRIES
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Update: I plan on making eggs in about 5 hours. I think it was about 5 months ago they were saying how bad they are for you and might spread covid-19 and cause heart attachs.

I'm going to go ahead and let you know. Ill report back later today to let everyone know if eggs are safe to eat.
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02/28/2023 07:05 AM
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
OP is clickbait moron.

NOT caused by, just carried by the fruit.

Asshole.
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OP never corrected title and morons are still falling for the clickbait,

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And some loser keeps it pinned.

What the fuck is wrong with people here?
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
just ate some eggs.

will let you know if they cause covid-19 later.

I think the scientists were right.

it's broccoli and raspberries primarily.

I still haven't tried pancakes and see if they cause covid.

will make some later for dinner and see if i get the deadly deadly covid-19

pancake
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Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
It’s all part of the big plan - revealing some of the culling.. false media, etc. Woody H.. all of it.





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