Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,053 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 519,995
Pageviews Today: 894,382Threads Today: 392Posts Today: 6,155
11:21 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

 
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/09/2023 08:35 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
ate some canned gravy i had and a couple of old saltines.

just to get rid of them.

still no deadly covid-19.

safe to say you can scratch those off the list.

broccoli and raspberries remain a mystery.

might go to store later and buy some just to tempt fate
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/09/2023 03:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update: went ahead and had some raspberries and blackberries for lunch.

will keep updated if i get the dreaded covid-19 or maybe even long covid

still get the shakes around broccoli at the store
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/10/2023 05:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
thinking of going a bit ghetto. have a few old boxes of mac and cheese i need to use up.

it will be interesting because i think they are a few years old. might have bought at the start of the covid-19 apocalypse with toilet paper

wonder if they still have covid-19 on them?

will find out.

this will be a good test to see if bleaching all my clothes and washing my grocery bags bag at the beginning of this deadly deadly pandemic was wise or not.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Papa Rooster

User ID: 76126418
United States
03/10/2023 06:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
WHEN THEY TELL YOU NOT TO EAT THE BROCCOLI AND RASPBERRIES

ITS TIME TO EAT THE BROCCOLI AND RASPBERRIES
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84991776


He’s got a point
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/11/2023 12:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Update: I kept my fry pan on for 30 minutes but i didn't put anything in it.

Later on, after it cooled down, i feasted on what could be probably called a nothingburger.

Not sure if nothingburgers cause covid-19 or not. will keep updated
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/12/2023 12:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Ate some clam chowder about 3 hours ago. it was a couple years old but the can looked intact and no bulging. except for the bulging in my stomach.

Sprayed it with bleach and wore a mask.

I socially distanced from it while cooking just to be safe.

Will keep you all updated if it causes Covid-19.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/13/2023 08:27 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Haven't eaten anything since the clam chowder. Safe to say no long Covid.

had a few beers yesterday evening. not sure if that causes Covid-19 but i guess ill find out.

I have a can of mixed vegetables that is kind of old.

Might try that today and see if get covid-19 or long covid.

All out of masks and bleach, so i'm going to have to do it pre-Covid-19 precautions.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/14/2023 11:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Didn't eat the mixed vegetables.

Decide to go with some Canned Chili today

might have some Hot Tamales later on.

Still no Covid-19 or Extra Long Covid-19
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/15/2023 07:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Had some rice today with lots of cayenne pepper.

still no sign of long covid-19

did wash the box with hydrogen peroxide beforehand

went to CVS and got boostered again to make sure. just to be safe.

you can never be too safe.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/16/2023 12:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Still got some rice leftovers.

not much new to report.

might book an appointment to get boostered with the new rice vaccine just to be safe..
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/16/2023 05:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
i've got some sauerkraut bottles that are a bit old. haven't had them in a long time

ill let you know if i get long covid or standard issue Covid-19.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/17/2023 11:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
safe to say sauerkraut is safe from covid-19 and Long Covid.

we are narrowing the list of safe foods from getting covid-19

this is exciting science.

haven't eaten anything yet today. but will let you know what causes long covid or covid-19.

might start doing Bird Flu experiments soon too.

these are very very deadly food pandemics waiting to happen!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/17/2023 05:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
was thinking of getting the corned beef vaccine before i ate dinner today

i hear it's free at walgreens and makes sure you don't get long covid too!

some sort of bivalent corned beef/covid-19 vaccine.

technology is miraculous and neato!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/17/2023 07:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
corned beef mattress foam is almost done!

the place smells like a mixture of polyurethrane, pepper, and other odd scents!

i might market this! Not sure if it causes covid-19 and/or bird flu yet

report back later
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/18/2023 12:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
decided not too eat tonight as i don't normally eat much.

not sure if mattress foam will be done until tomorrow.

it doesn't matter what day we celebrated corned beef mattresses anyway

as long we don't get the legendary and mythical long covid-19.

right?

will report back tomorrow
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/18/2023 06:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Already had some potatoes. Don't think they cause Long Covid-19 or classical Covid-19.

One of the potatoes before cooking looked like Joe Biden. Not sure if it was him. But still made sure I showered with it beforehand to make sure.

Safe to say the potato didn't molest in the shower, so pretty sure it wasn't him.

I did think it whispered to me in the shower, but that could just be me
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/18/2023 09:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Had some yogurt and did some Yoga. no stretch pants were involved.

not sure if yogurt causes long covid-19 or classical covid-19.

but read its good for gut biome.

will let you know later.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 84202206
United States
03/19/2023 03:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
update. had some popcorn

so for no popcorn lung or long covid-19
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 84202206
United States
03/19/2023 06:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
not sure what to eat today. i was wondering if sphagetti causes Long Covid-19.

I don't eat many carbs as a rule, but i have several packs of sphagetti to go through.

Wondering if they cause Long Covid-19.

Probably will cook them in a few hours.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 82518448
United States
03/20/2023 02:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
decided to wait on making sphagetti. kept it light with some vanilla and raspberry yogurt instead.

not sure if the raspberries in yogurt causes Covid-19 or Long Covid-19

Guess I will find out in the next 24 hours.

let's hope the yogurt keeps the raspberry Covid-19 at bay.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20175242
United States
03/20/2023 03:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
So no fucking raspberry blondes or broccoli brunettes
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/20/2023 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
got some leftovers to finish up. not sure if leftovers cause covid-19 or long covid-19.

not sure how you mRNA vaccinate against 'leftovers' either as they are a mixture of rice, beans, vegetables with some chicken meat

is there a PCR test for leftovers?

these are interesting experiments
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/21/2023 12:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
The leftover chicken i ate last night didn't give me the dreaded bird flu.

might make some sort of stir fry later today to see if i get the dreaded fungus death is going around.

i like to tempt fate.

probably throw broccoli, mushrooms, and chicken in there to see if i get

covid-19, H5N1 (bird flu) and the fungal death.

it will be a triple trifecta stir fry.

And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/22/2023 03:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Had the stir fry, with mushrooms, chicken, and broccoli

no deadly fungal disease, bird flu, or covid-19 yet.


they might have canceled themselves out cooking all three together.

still early on

might by asymptomatic.

social distanced from the skillet while cooking though.

will find out later
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/22/2023 04:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
havent eaten in 16 hours. going to make some chili later today though.

not sure if ill get bird flu, fungal death, covid-19, or the dreaded long covid-19.

not sure if chili causes ebola either.

will keep updated
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/23/2023 02:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
decided to go with rice last night. chicken got burnt.

dont' know if i have bird flu yet or something else the CDC will announce later today.

will report back later

scary times we live in.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/23/2023 04:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
olives dont' seem to cause covid-19 according to my limited research..waiting for self-proclaimed molecular biologist to weigh in.

will wait for later research. sent some olives in for further results and data

these are exciting times we live in!

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 03/23/2023 04:29 PM
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/24/2023 03:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
went ahead and ate some raspberries.

no covid-19 or long-covid-19 yet.

will keep posted.

they were on sale. and i like them.

if raspberries are going to kill me then so be it.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

User ID: 85003305
United States
03/25/2023 01:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
Ate some mushroom soup. no, not that kind.

still not sure if i got the dreaded 60% death rate fungal disease yet

might eat some chicken soon and see if i get the dreaded bird flu too.

wish me luck
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 84895444
United States
03/25/2023 01:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries
too funny





GLP