I'm Thinking About Becoming a Walmart Greeter. Any Tips?

Um, that wouldn't be good customer service, sir.

I'm going to be totally pleasant. And I've heard that you can get good intel being a Walmart Greeter. I will share with the class.

The good news for you is that when Walmart turns you down because you lack enough qualifications to be a “greeter,” the TSA will immediately hire you to grope passengers at TSA checkpoints.

Do you have to be boostered?

Eww, I don't want to grope people's junk!

By the way, I had a six figure career before covid. Pretty sure somebody will hire me.

Last Edited by Ginseng on 03/13/2023 10:43 AM

Here's an interesting thing about corporations in general...they will require their high paid professionals to get the death jab...but not the minimum wage workers.

They figured out that the min wage workers wouldn't put up with that. But the executives would...

So no. Walmart "clerks" of floor people or whatever are not required to get the jab. The executives ARE required to get the jab. And they do it, because they have more to lose.

But that's what would make you a standout employee! Everyone just expects you to be nice, so flip the script.

There was a restaurant, I forget where..."Dick's" something? Anyway, their business model was being rude and they did great. I think they even threw bread rolls at people and told them to fuck off, LOL

Yeah, drink a pint of whiskey before you start work, and before you quit work!


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I Doubt you will get many tips.

Don’t do it......ever don’t ever sell yourself for 15 bucks an hour unless you really love what your doing it is a soul crushing dead end, the flip side is this, with mindless work comes great power as you enter the realization that ten buck an hour jobs are everywhere and your employer realizes he is only worth 10 bucks an hour to you ,

ahhh it all makes sense...racist, death jab, alcoholic..

make sure you never have kids

She punched you!???

Opie sounds like an ungrateful, woke cunt.

Are you really going to let them have you for 15 an hour?
People treat you how you allow them to treat you

that's crazy...... how many exec's have bottles stashed in their desk drawers?

That sounds like a dream job!

don't forget...


say "welcome to Walmart" "fuck around and find out"

She could get the tip from me, and if she's up to it, she could get the whole shaft.

Great idea!

See, that's a top notch line right there.

Pure gold, I smiled AND laughed.

Thank you

You can do it, OP!

You can absolutely be a greeter.

Don't take no for an answer.

Heck, don't even ask for an answer.

Just skip the interview and hiring process altogether.

Go there and stand in the doorway.

Say "howdy" to everyone that comes in the door.

Say "y'all come back now!" to everyone leaving.

And, check about every 10th shopper's bag and receipt.

"Can I take a quick look at your receipt?"

"Can you show me what's in the bag?"

Of course, you won't get a paycheck.

But, if you consider the pay if you really were an employee...

You really wouldn't see much of a difference either way.

Start your own business instead.
You can flip riding lawnmowers if you learn small engine repair which any brainlet can learn.

While making money with that, join a painting crew. After 6 months of learning, quit and start your own business




Epoxy flooring is pretty lucrative as well, so I've heard.

Fuck, anything other than a job. You need a business in this shitty economy not a job. Even if it's waxing fat asses, or walking dogs.

Do you really want to live in poverty though?

Your job is really just to make sure the cashier got the stuff that's under the cart (which will be nothing in a lot of cases).

And to hand out those motorized scooters which you also plug in when they're returned. You can get away with just doing this part.

There are actual cops in Walmart. If anyone is going to do anything about shoplifting, it's them.

"Welcome to Cosco. I love you."
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"actual cops"... walmart cops... robocops... eh.

Sell weed to customers while you're greetin.....'mo munny!