Hi there GLP.
We, morans, also have both lives, and brians. Non-morans think that morans do not think, but as a matter of fact we think, albeit moranically. I might have written "a day in the life" but as a moran decided to moranize the title.
We, the morans, also have a lot to do, it is not just non-morans that have things on their daily agenda. We, the morans, also have plenty of fun while moranizing our daily life.
Being a moran is actually a very complicated process, because the world is just as if built for and by non-morans, so we sometimes struggle a lot figuring it all out, but as of an end result we somehow make it.
Surprizingly enough, the life and the day of a moran starts usually the very same way as it starts for any that considers themselves from the higher caste of non-morans. But somewhere around the 720th second our moran power kicks in and this is where the similarities end. From then on, it's moran time, all of the time. Until the end, where in the last about 720 seconds of the day, we, morans, act just like we aren't morans. It is like some of the fancy graphs of functions that have matching ends. I've seen them on YouTube, you should also watch some science videos. They are nice, they have a lot of pictures and graphs. And you learn things from them, because as a moran you can't focus on reading and learning.
Sometimes we watch also lulcatz and nekkid girls, scratching their itchiness, because watching science videos is way too tiring, for way too long.
We go on about our moran day in full retard mode, full-blown moran power; and even though as stated there are lot of obstacles, we make it through. We, the morans, are stubbornly persistant.
Being a moran is not an easy game to play !
"Have a vision of life that inspires you, then try every day to grow closer to the fulfillment of that vision."
Deepak Chopra
Cetrified Moran on a Divine Mission !