YEAH...LET'S ALL ENCOURAGE JIZZ TO RETURN TO MALENESS AND RESEEK HAPINESS BY PLUNGING THAT HOT STRAINED STALK OF FREEDOM DEEPLY INTO A YOUNG HOT WET EMOTIVE SOROIT .....UH....ER...OH!!! WAIT! UH RETURN TO MALENESS YADA YADA YADA....UMMMMMOH! NEVER MIND,,,JIZZBALL...YOU ARE F**KED...SERIOUSLY AND FAT AND NOBODY EVEN WANTS TO POP YOUR "YOUNG LITTLE KNOW IT ALL" SELF IN THE DOOTY HOLE.

MOM APPARENTLY WANTED TO BE SOME KIND OF NIGHTMARE SEXUAL STATE OF PERPETUITY RECEPTACLE BUT CHOSE YOU AS HER PROXY INSTEAD...LESS STITCHES AND SWELLING AND SCRATCHING HEALING PEELING....FOR HER OLD TOO YOUNG TO BE/HAVE BEN A HIPPIE ASS SOOO...I THINK I REMEMBERED HER IN A PORN FLICK WITH JOHN LESLIE AND VANESSA DEL RIO AND RHONDA JO PETTY...S'PLAINS A LOT...

FACE IT...YOU'D BE LUCKY TO EVEN GET PEGGED BY JOY BEHAR.....CONTACT THE VATICAN....THEY HAVE A COVENT PLAN FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT AND YOUR SORE KNEES WILL FEEL BETTER AFTER THOSE ERLY MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL JOGS HELP YOU LOSE 100 POUNDS AND THE GREATPART IS...YOU WON'T HAVE SAGGY FLACCID TITTIES LOOKING LIKE GOLF BALLS IN A SOCK EITHER!!! OH...WAIT.....YOU WON'T HAVE TITTIEES AT ALL....CHEERS!!