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March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.

 
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It is coming soon on march 25 2023.
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You know, that is the 'Alpha and the Omega' of the Catholic Church (the days Christ both was conceived and also when he was crucified-

It is both the day that Adam and Eve were created and also the date they 'defected'

It is the date Lucifer fell from heaven and the day the Israelite people crossed the Red Sea.

Seriously:

"Tradition says this day was the date not only of Jesus' death, but of countless other biblical events."

"March 25 was thought to be both the day of the creation of Adam and Eve as well as the day of their disobedience in the Garden. It was also counted as the day when Lucifer fell from Heaven and when the Israelite people passed through the Red Sea to begin their journey to the promised land.

Not surprisingly, tradition claims that it was also the day when Isaac was to be offered as a sacrifice by his father Abraham.

It doesn’t stop there...."

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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Yep this asteroid really is an ELE event.
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I am having a very hard time finding any info on this anywhere on the web.
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I have not seen this posted on twitter or tictok therefore it cannot be true.
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I have not seen this posted on twitter or tictok therefore it cannot be true.
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I have not seen this posted on twitter or tictok therefore it cannot be true.
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But its been posted here on GLP!
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
It is coming soon on march 25 2023.
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You know, that is the 'Alpha and the Omega' of the Catholic Church (the days Christ both was conceived and also when he was crucified-

It is both the day that Adam and Eve were created and also the date they 'defected'

It is the date Lucifer fell from heaven and the day the Israelite people crossed the Red Sea.

Seriously:

"Tradition says this day was the date not only of Jesus' death, but of countless other biblical events."

"March 25 was thought to be both the day of the creation of Adam and Eve as well as the day of their disobedience in the Garden. It was also counted as the day when Lucifer fell from Heaven and when the Israelite people passed through the Red Sea to begin their journey to the promised land.

Not surprisingly, tradition claims that it was also the day when Isaac was to be offered as a sacrifice by his father Abraham.

It doesn’t stop there...."

[link to aleteia.org (secure)]
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March 25th was also the date Bruno the Brontosaurus finally nailed Betty the Brontosaurus which, we all know, was the conceiving of Blotto the Great, King of all the Brontosaurus
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It will be nothing but a wasteland right after the giant asteroid collide the earth on march 25 2023.
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how about you have to never come back to glp if you’re wrong
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The data is all over the place. Odds changing faster than Vegas
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On March 25 2023 giant asteroid that will hit the earth causing an ELE event so be ready.
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full of bullshit post.
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The data is all over the place. Odds changing faster than Vegas
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Getting closer too-

Was 0.50 LD now, it's 0.45 LD

If anyone remembers, that one in Russia happened the same day a bigger asteroid came close- of course the 'experts' said it was unrelated, but really?

It is my understanding that bigger ones always have buddies- they like to travel together.
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
It has a diameter of 220 feet and a velocity of 18,000 miles per hour.

If it were to strike 25 March at the predicted time of 6:32 a.m Eastern time, the impact would be somewhere on the hemisphere of the Earth defined by the nation of Ecuador in the East and the nation of the Maldives in the West (an island chain in the Central Indian Ocean). Both of those countries are located on the equator.

At this time, a possible point of impact cannot be precisely located. If it does take place, an impact would be somewhere on that hemisphere.

At this time, the density of the object is not known. The rock that makes up it's mass could hopefully have the consistency of pumice, a stone so light it floats in water.
If that were the case, a possible impact would be comparable to the Tunguska event; bad enough to wreck a region as large as the state of Rhode Island.

If the density is at the other extreme for cosmic objects like asteroids, then it could be a solid piece of nickel and iron, the fragment of the core of a destroyed planet. (The early solar system had more planets than today. Some were shattered by collisions with each other. Other, like the Proto-Earth and Thea, merged ). If it's a shard of nickel and iron, then a possible impact could wreck a region as large as France.

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sorry to break it to you, but "ELE event" is redundant
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
It has a diameter of 220 feet and a velocity of 18,000 miles per hour.

If it were to strike 25 March at the predicted time of 6:32 a.m Eastern time, the impact would be somewhere on the hemisphere of the Earth defined by the nation of Ecuador in the East and the nation of the Maldives in the West (an island chain in the Central Indian Ocean). Both of those countries are located on the equator.

At this time, a possible point of impact cannot be precisely located. If it does take place, an impact would be somewhere on that hemisphere.

At this time, the density of the object is not known. The rock that makes up it's mass could hopefully have the consistency of pumice, a stone so light it floats in water.
If that were the case, a possible impact would be comparable to the Tunguska event; bad enough to wreck a region as large as the state of Rhode Island.

If the density is at the other extreme for cosmic objects like asteroids, then it could be a solid piece of nickel and iron, the fragment of the core of a destroyed planet. (The early solar system had more planets than today. Some were shattered by collisions with each other. Other, like the Proto-Earth and Thea, merged ). If it's a shard of nickel and iron, then a possible impact could wreck a region as large as France.
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The data is all over the place. Odds changing faster than Vegas
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Getting closer too-

Was 0.50 LD now, it's 0.45 LD

If anyone remembers, that one in Russia happened the same day a bigger asteroid came close- of course the 'experts' said it was unrelated, but really?
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Yes, really. The Chelyabinsk impactor had a very different trajectory and was totally unrelated. 2012 DA14 approached from below earth; had it hit instead, it could not have even impacted in the Ural mountains region. The hill sphere of an asteroid like 2012 DA14 is very small; any moons have to be within a tight radius of the parent body. Didymos and Dimorphos are a perfect example of that.
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Hopefully it lands on the city that joe is in that day
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
On March 25 2023 giant asteroid that will hit the earth causing an ELE event so be ready.
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So it's an extinction level event event? Lol
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Where will it land close to, Central America, South America, Asia Europe, Enkand Wales, Africa or Manhattan
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
I got this answer from ChatGPT4:

QUESTION:
the following are the orbital element of the incoming asteroid 2023DZ2. Would you analyze the trajectory in terms of the danger of earth? e 0.5389100223293924 3.0103E-5
a 2.155492181181458 .00014014 au
q 0.9938758416901274 4.2581E-7 au
i 0.08143095339267263 5.9019E-6 deg
node 187.9141849749623 .0008229 deg
peri 5.959327511529014 .00081454 deg
M 348.673601262945 .0010894 deg
tp 2460036.866997811488
2023-Apr-02.36699781 7.6035E-5 TDB
period 1155.894253422687
3.164665991574776 .11272
3.0861e-4 d
y
n 0.3114471751494687 3.0372E-5 deg/d
Q 3.317108520672788 .00021566 au


ANSWER:
As an AI language model, I'm not capable of directly processing orbital elements and calculating trajectories. However, I can provide some guidance on how to interpret the provided orbital elements:

e: Eccentricity (0.5389100223293924) - This value represents the shape of the asteroid's orbit, where 0 is a perfect circle and values closer to 1 indicate more elongated orbits. In this case, the orbit is moderately elliptical.

a: Semi-major axis (2.155492181181458 AU) - This value represents the average distance between the asteroid and the Sun. 1 Astronomical Unit (AU) is the average distance between the Earth and the Sun, so the asteroid has an average distance of approximately 2.15 times the Earth-Sun distance.

q: Perihelion distance (0.9938758416901274 AU) - This is the closest point of the asteroid's orbit to the Sun. In this case, it's very close to 1 AU, which means the asteroid will come close to the Earth's orbit.

i: Inclination (0.08143095339267263 degrees) - This value represents the angle between the asteroid's orbital plane and the Earth's orbital plane (ecliptic). A small value like this indicates that the asteroid's orbit is nearly in the same plane as the Earth's orbit.

node, peri, M, tp, period: These parameters define other aspects of the orbit such as the longitude of the ascending node, argument of perihelion, mean anomaly, time of perihelion passage, and orbital period.

The provided orbital elements indicate that the asteroid 2023DZ2 has a moderately elliptical orbit, and its perihelion distance is very close to the Earth's orbit. The small inclination also suggests that the asteroid's orbit is nearly in the same plane as Earth's orbit. These factors could potentially increase the risk of a close approach or impact. However, to accurately determine the danger level, you would need specialized software to perform numerical integration of the asteroid's orbit and calculate its trajectory concerning Earth.

For a more detailed analysis and risk assessment, I would recommend consulting resources from organizations like NASA's Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS) or the European Space Agency's (ESA) Near-Earth Object Coordination Centre. They have access to the latest data, specialized tools, and expertise to assess the danger level of incoming asteroids accurately.




QUESTION:
the following are the details of the incoming asteroid 2023DZ2. can you evaluate the danger level of the asteroid against the earth?
solution date 2023-Mar-22 07:11:12
# obs. used (total) 246
data-arc span 67 days
first obs. used 2023-01-14
last obs. used 2023-03-22
planetary ephem. DE441
SB-pert. ephem. SB441-N16
condition code 5
norm. resid. RMS .31595
source JPL
producer Otto Matic
Earth MOID 4.77664E-5 au
Jupiter MOID 1.63647 au
T_jup 3.498

ANSWER:
Based on the information provided, there are a few parameters that can help us evaluate the danger level of the asteroid 2023DZ2 against Earth:

Earth MOID (Minimum Orbit Intersection Distance): 4.77664E-5 AU. This value represents the minimum distance between the asteroid's orbit and Earth's orbit. A smaller MOID indicates a higher chance of close approach or potential impact. In this case, the MOID is very small, which means there's a possibility of a close approach.

Condition code: 5. The condition code is an uncertainty parameter that ranges from 0 (high certainty) to 9 (low certainty). A value of 5 suggests a moderate level of uncertainty in the asteroid's orbit.

Data-arc span: 67 days. This value represents the time span of the observations used to determine the asteroid's orbit. A longer data-arc span typically results in a more accurate orbit determination. In this case, the data-arc span is relatively short, which may contribute to the moderate uncertainty in the orbit.

Considering these parameters, there is a possibility of a close approach to Earth due to the small Earth MOID. However, given the moderate uncertainty in the asteroid's orbit (condition code 5), it's difficult to accurately predict the exact trajectory and potential danger level without further observations and analysis.

For an authoritative assessment of the danger level, I recommend checking with organizations like NASA's Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS) or the European Space Agency's (ESA) Near-Earth Object Coordination Centre, as they have the most up-to-date information and tools to evaluate the risk posed by near-Earth objects like asteroid 2023DZ2.
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.45LD is long long ways off; we’ve at asteroids as close as .1 and they have missed earth atmosphere completely, so this one miss us by far and will be going nowhere. Don’t go on a credit card spending spree just yet!
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
On March 25 2023 giant asteroid that will hit the earth causing an ELE event so be ready.
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No it isn't.. Its projected to safely pass by at a distance of half the distance of the moon.
Not even close.

Even if it did hit, its only a city killer at best.
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On March 25 2023 giant asteroid that will hit the earth causing an ELE event so be ready.
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No it isn't.. Its projected to safely pass by at a distance of half the distance of the moon.
Not even close.

Even if it did hit, its only a city killer at best.
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Actually, space nerds with tell you this is as close as the nose on your face
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Wanna bet 20$ nothing happens OP?? Quit your fear porn. Just looking for some attention? How about a good ol fu c k ewe!
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
its only 200-250 feet across confirmed by hundreds of amateur telescopes. it cant extinct shit at that size. they may be lying saying its going to miss, but they cant hide its size to regular people with telescopes. extinction doom off but we can hope it hits washington dc or london at least
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
look to effects it will have on the sun and the release of a huge solar flare. It will fly by right about the time the sun spot that released a x 78 solar flare on the far side of the sun. This would destroy the electrical grids on most of the planet.

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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Could you please say the date again of the ELE?
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I sent it to Mecca…
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Tomorrow is the day you guys that's when huge asteroid hit earth.
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Re: March 25 2023 asteroid is an ELE event.
Exactly 1 day after the dow crashes. The asteroid AKA rod of god will cause sudden destruction. But Gold and Silver tards we ride.





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