How smart are you?

Me are extremely smart. I use my brain real good

Poorly. Usually ending in near worst case scenario for all involved.

I am not even smart enough to recognize smart threads from other threads...

Well I was born to a whore literally from another whore probably a long long line of whores… then I was injured, adopted, neglected, abused, drugged, chased, psy-opted, then I lived under a bridge for three years while I plotted my plan to take over the world.


Now I have executed my play perfectly and without a flaw and I am enjoying the ensuing peace.

I’d say that’s pretty damn intelligent.