Can I jump in my kayak to survive the pole shift floods?

Pole shift could cause earth matter to be hurled out into space
the final frontier

Fresh water or it's hopeless.

Seems pretty unsafe. I’d rather have something like a floatable hamster ball.

I like to think you might have enough time to fire up a hot air balloon and see it all from above, but that might be pretty sketchy too, as nobody mentions air
Currents in their approximation of what happens during a pole shift.

Maybe Elon and Bezos building rockets isn’t a bad idea…sit
It out in orbit, and plan a splash down when it all settles?

I’m just going to pray to God, and either I will survive or not.

Well if Atlantis couldn't survive with their advance technology, a Kayak would be inadequate. Just saying. Better chance in a helium filled balloon with an enclosed basket/pod large enough for supplies to last a few months. Just cruise with the trade winds at around 8000 ft until the chaos ends.

The Tsunami wont be higher than 2000 feet

you will be fine

im at sea level, i have a scuba kit and a self inflatable raft. going to use the raft like a underwater mary poppins.

Imagine the current speed of all that water retreating back to the lower elevations.

Imagine the size and the numbers of whirlpools!

So I'll have ocean front property?