LARP Thread

Too little too late

The whiter the girl and the blonder her hair the more she is cursed.

We have fun.

Every employee of my uncle who takes part in his schemes is cursed with death and so is their family.

No you don't.

But that's ok those girls will have fun tomorrow when I effigy their brains smooth

Mother Nature's several thousand years process will always beat 15 years process of humans.

Cindy Larper!!

Speaking of years I'm sure those girls appreciate the years being drained off of their lives because you don't want to end this.

And speaking of girls the curses on the red head are doubled for what I think you were trying to do tonight.

And everytime that I catch you trying to do something there will be similar consequences.

I usually give back to people what I get from them.

If a woman is beaming at me playing with her hair my first instinct is to acknowledge that.

When you make people behave unnaturally you may get unnatural reactions.

As for why I have a delayed reaction in general maybe because I'm high all the time but at this point you're aware of it regardless if they choose to take advantage of that it's on them and not me.

I have some kind of PTSD and the way to get rid of it has been to act the opposite of it.

Ultimately this thing is snowballing into something that's going to take care of itself regardless of anything else.

All I can do is speed things along.

And the curses on the bar are doubled for causing me not to go back there last night

And for moving my drink to the wrong seat you fucking Mexican f4ggots.

There aren't effigies right now because my ribs still hurt I have to focus on healing

I've said this before.

The energy can come along with an imaginary version of myself I'm not consciously aware of everyone or even anyone at once although I probably eventually will be.

Who've I've actually spoken to if anyone and what I've said is my prerogative.

Uncle f4ggot friend Joe is specifically cursed for his role in this and any members of his family who have helped.

Anyway

Did I mention I threw out a guy who was trying to take a shit in the middle of the park two nights ago?

I had a thought while I was eating dinner last night "what if 'this' is real, wouldn't that be crazy?"

If it was real:

1. The people who have kept it from me are insane for doing so and responsible completely for whatever problems it's caused.

2. I would be surprised it could even be kept from me for so long and also out of the news.

3. It wouldn't change much there are things we would want from each other and you have to provide me with what I want first.

I'm convinced there is an affect that's real I was mainly referring to it having grown beyond my control.

And it would be crazy because it would mean the end of the world as we know it, whether you can see that yet or not.

Stand by

Ignore what the government says, things are going to go the way I've told you

After some careful consideration, the sooner aliens are involved may be better for me

Maybe just some aliens, not all the aliens.