I can't be drafted to war. Complete bicep tear in my rotator cuff. My arm is useless. What's your excuse? You'll need one soon.

My penis is too large. Gets in the way

Too old. Two metal hips. Bad shoulder, bad back. Unvaxxed.

I identify as a woman.

I'm 60 and I've tried to vote against idiotic, murderous US foreign policy my whole life.

I think I'll take a page out of uncle Ped.. ahem, Ted Nugent's playbook and just shit my pants.

I shit myself .. u wAnna give me a change?

Go to war or go to jail.

When I was in nursing, I wanted to join the reserves a few years back. I was training and getting ready during submitting my application.

I had a few health issues, nowt major. But they said because I tried to do myself in twenty years prior, they couldn't let me have a gun

Lol...every cloud...

Fuck off. You'll have a war if you try to make me do anything.

Wealthy enough to leave the country. Never will I serve this Piece of Shit United States.

You do realise that if there IS a war..anyone who cant or wont fight...wont eat either.

Public free money will dry up real fast.

At least if you fight you get fed.

And if you cant fight they will give you some factory work..even if its scrubbing toilets with one hand.

And if you are to retarded to do that...

You just get turned into food slabs.

Maybe for city folk.

Not going to work.

At first.

But they eventually branch out.

The country is their "reserve" and they save them for last.

You do realize you cannot fight nuke war ?

Looks like 40+ years of 'voting' has done you a lot of good uh?



What a waste of time and money ....

It wont be a nuke war.

It will be regular boom.and bang and splat war as usual.

You are one dumb eurotrash, aren't you?

My knees, hip, and spine are all buggered from the last war they sent me to, so I get a pass on this one.

I consider the US government to be a greater enemy of the US and its people than any other government or country on earth. I cannot and will not serve them.

I identify as a retard.

Play call of duty

You will go to OCS

DRAFT HIM ANYWAY!
HAHAHA

I’m too old . But I would refuse to go to war for traitors and bankers wars! And wouldn’t risk being left behind like our troops in Afghanistan handover

What's the difference?

I don't need an excuse. I'm just not fighting in their pointless war that has nothing to do with me. I won't die to make rich people more money and if it means I have to abandon my home I will.

I’ll die a happy man knowing that every pink haired lgbtqwsdds nutjob millennial and zoomer is in a foxhole drafted to fight for what they voted for. Good luck.

orange suit man used heel spurs as an excuse, worked for him lol

Last Edited by Catseye on 04/25/2023 06:53 AM