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When Jesus Returns

 
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Besides I've raised a woman from the dead in Jesus Holy name we don't do it God The Father answers our prayers in Jesus name.
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No you didn't.
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No you won't.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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R U concerned that I am a liar?
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You missed the part about omniscience.

Go back to the beginning and read your thread again, stupid.

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No you didn't.


Besides I've raised a woman from the dead in Jesus Holy name we don't do it God The Father answers our prayers in Jesus name.
 Quoting: SaintVron


No you didn't.
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Yes I was the one who prayed while working in a hospital a woman with around 8 attendance and a doctor were frantic giving care and finally the doctor said I'm going to call it and they covered her face But while I was watching I heard her two little boys and husband were in the waiting room and my heart broke with tears I asked him to send her back so she could finish her job and raise her boys in Jesus Holy name Amen when I opened my eyes to see her, she had a hand that wasn't covered hanging down and she stretched out her fingers and that is when I yelled she moved her hand and all of them ran back over to her the doctor checked her eyes and said she's back and she recovered, Later as the doctor did her chart I said something and he said Im in big trouble you don't make that kind of mistake, it was a miracle.

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No you didn't.
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Besides I've raised a woman from the dead in Jesus Holy name we don't do it God The Father answers our prayers in Jesus name.
 Quoting: SaintVron


No you didn't.
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Bullshit.
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Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his 39 lashes and Crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD. God-incarnate was entombed in the [link to JesusFamilyTomb.com] and see YouTube. The Messiah/Christ taught the Oral Torah/Kaballa including reincarnation.

Google: Seven Seals revealed as Beyond Einstein Theories. And search GLP. Only the Returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'.
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The Antichrist will be on the Seat of Great Power.
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Donald(6 letters) Johann(6) President Trump, the greatest President in United States history(6) is his German(6) name.
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The Antichrist will be on the Seat of Great Power.
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Donald(6 letters) Johann(6) Drumph(6) is his German(6) name.

I forgot about the funny algorithm GLP has in place for Drump_.
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When Jesus returns we will shoot him in the face and that is all.
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Anonymous (not to GOD): 5/12/23 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: God-awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 474,747 years with 10,666 years incommutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


- B rad Wattson, MyamI - Christ II
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Only muslims will survive the Tail of The Red Dragon on February 20th 2027 everyone else will be killed by the Fire. The remnant virgins described in Isaiah 4:1 and their husbands they will be our foster fathers and foster mothers. We are the first resurrection living in the Father's House of Many Mansions with the King of kings. He is Jesus in his Glorified body. Right now Jesus is still in the body of his humiliation, as a normal human. The body of his Glorification is notably different,beyond Angelic, normal man would be moved to fall on his face and worship him. Our foster parents know that we are God's children just by looking at us.
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The Red Dragon is the End Game, it brought Noah's Flood and it will bring The New Heaven and the New Earth.
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See what happens when you try to have a Man to Man conversation around here?


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See what happens when you try to have a Man to Man conversation around here?


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Anyway, keep waiting.

In the mean time, I will be in my office.

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Op..you have programmed mental illness
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That sounds bad as a qualified psychotherapist what do you suggest I do.
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A lobotomy...
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The Antichrist will be on the Seat of Great Power.

This thread is about what the world will be like when Jesus returns please post about that.
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keep waiting.......................
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A treasure map in the bible X marks the spot exact location is given there is no question it is the location of an underground city with 5 story Mansions that lay empty waiting for the day when YOU GUESSED IT WHEN JESUS RETURNS YAY what a day we hope for and dred at the same time here is the scriptures that reveal the Father's House of Many Mansions


Zechariah 14:1-5 (KJV) Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.
For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.
Then shall the LORD go forth, and fight against those nations, as when he fought in the day of battle.
And his feet shall stand in that day upon the mount of Olives, which is before Jerusalem on the east, and the mount of Olives shall cleave in the midst thereof toward the east and toward the west, and there shall be a very great valley; and half of the mountain shall remove toward the north, and half of it toward the south.
And ye shall flee to the valley of the mountains; for the valley of the mountains shall reach unto Azal: yea, ye shall flee, like as ye fled from before the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah: and the LORD my God shall come, and all the saints with thee.

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All the Saints including Matthew, Mark, Luke and maybe John because John the Revelator is Enoch and Moses he will be taken straight to Heaven and will watch it all from There.
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All the Saints including Matthew, Mark, Luke and maybe John because John the Revelator is Enoch and Moses he will be taken straight to Heaven and will watch it all from There.
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this is bullshit and where is the vast heaven will they watch? John was not enoch or Moses.
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All the Saints including Matthew, Mark, Luke and maybe John because John the Revelator is Enoch and Moses he will be taken straight to Heaven and will watch it all from There.
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this is bullshit and where is the vast heaven will they watch? John was not enoch or Moses.
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We Christians believe that Moses is one of the Two Witnesses some of us believe that Enoch is One we unanimously believe that Elijah is the other some of us think they will return in their original bodies some believe that they will have different bodies born in this lifetime but I believe that they never die, being given a fresh body before the current one dies to keep them alive til the end of the age and then some they may even be Angels in human bodies but whatever we believe is going to be wrong in your eyes the fact that we are the Holy Ones is true of all Christians you can't be HOLY WITHOUT JESUS people and Temple are part of Jesus to be Holy. YOU ARE NOT HOLY you can't be without Jesus.
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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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This scripture comforts me but you should be ashamed and afraid.
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I feel like I got drunk and started wandering around the mansion where a house party was hosted and entered a room in the west wing where there was a furry orgy going on
Let’s make it 110.
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I feel like I got drunk and started wandering around the mansion where a house party was hosted and entered a room in the west wing where there was a furry orgy going on
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You are not one of the two Witnesses if you got drunk or went to an orgy.

I hope you will be doing the Father's bidding on the last day.

I'm glad you visited.

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All the Saints including Matthew, Mark, Luke and maybe John because John the Revelator is Enoch and Moses he will be taken straight to Heaven and will watch it all from There.
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this is bullshit and where is the vast heaven will they watch? John was not enoch or Moses.
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When Jesus went to the mount of transfiguration with two of his disciples he told them that John the Baptist was Elijah do you think Moses missed the party not on your life he was John the Revelator and Jesus said that he would remain till his return. So he is also one of the Two Witnesses...

Enoch single handedly wrote the Old And New Testament. In his different bodies down through the ages without even knowing it, but with God's guidance. The Tyndale Bible started the 70 weeks of years on February 20th"1526. William Tyndale is Enoch is William Tyndale.

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All the Saints including Matthew, Mark, Luke and maybe John because John the Revelator is Enoch and Moses he will be taken straight to Heaven and will watch it all from There.
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this is bullshit and where is the vast heaven will they watch? John was not enoch or Moses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85810766


When Jesus went to the mount of transfiguration with two of his disciples he told them that John the Baptist was Elijah do you think Moses missed the party not on your life he was John the Revelator and Jesus said that he would remain till his return. So he is also one of the Two Witnesses...

Enoch single handedly wrote the Old And New Testament. In his different bodies down through the ages without even knowing it, but with God's guidance. The Tyndale Bible started the 70 weeks of years on February 20th"1526. William Tyndale is Enoch is William Tyndale.
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Thread: I Am Jesus, Bring Me Your Scriptures That Say Otherwise, Let Me Put This To Rest (Page 9)
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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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 Quoting: SaintVron


This scripture comforts me but you should be ashamed and afraid.


Thread: I Am Jesus, Bring Me Your Scriptures That Say Otherwise, Let Me Put This To Rest (Page 7)





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