Unconscious man rescued with 9 rings ‘strangling’ penis, scrotum: ‘Rare case’

Unconscious man rescued with 9 rings ‘strangling’ penis, scrotum: ‘Rare case’

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What a ring-a-ling.

An Australian man had to be hospitalized after passing out with nine metal bands constricting his scrotum following a botched attempt to improve his performance in the boudoir.

Doctors detailed the case study’s “rare case of penile strangulation” — complete with his rescue by firefighters — in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.

The 44-year-old patient was rushed to the emergency room with “nine heavy duty industrial stainless-steel rings stuck around the base of the penis and scrotum” for a whopping 12 hours, according to the study authors.

The unfortunately soul, who was reportedly intoxicated at the time, had reportedly utilized his bizarre bedding bands in a half-baked attempt to maintain an erection during sexual intercourse.

He reportedly passed out following the hanky-panky session, after which he awoke three hours later in “significant pain.”

Following his failed game of ring toss, the sexperimenter reported the hospital in distress and agony.

A subsequent examination revealed that his groin was swollen, tender and bruised, whereupon doctors administered the patient intravenous anesthetics to alleviate his pain from his slinky-esque affliction.

Surgeons then attempted to removed the industrial-strength rings — which measured just 0.4 inches in diameter — using bolt cutters but to no avail.

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