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Worst Girlfriend Nicknames

 
Anonymous Coward
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Chocolate Headache
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Mulva?
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bump stock
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Also "Tubbs" even if true.


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Miracle Blowers was her real name but pronounced Blouers
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Do not EVER call your girlfriend any of there terrible nicknames or you'll be in serious trouble with a capital T!


Yeasty Beasty

Flappy Bird

Jello Buns

Snatchadoches

Pretty Slitty

Cow Girl

Muffin Top Mama

Lil A-cup Bae

Cellulite Sweety

Sizzle Gape
 Quoting: WeAreNotTheFirst


i do UH COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT MY HIPPY-CHICK GF NAMED ...WAIT 4
IT....'FART~MUFFIN'. UH,CAPMAN
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THIS UH
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Roast Beef
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SANDPAPER PUSS
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Do not EVER call your girlfriend any of these terrible nicknames or you'll be in serious trouble with a capital T!


Yeasty Beasty

Flappy Bird

Jello Buns

Snatchadoches

Pretty Slitty

Cow Girl

Muffin Top Mama

Lil A-cup Bae

Cellulite Sweety

Sizzle Gape
 Quoting: WeAreNotTheFirst


Language model is obvious
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Yea, I wouldn't be cool with any of those lol
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Poo Poo Bear
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Pat



elsie
 Quoting: Acid Cat Redux


Yes, My Sexy Cow Pat is terrible!
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Thick blimp.
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Definitely dangerous if she looks like this and you call her that.

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Bush pig.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84387679


Cuntface
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The cock socket
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72561643


Clitler
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48694510


Cuntney
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Yep, these will get you in trouble. No doubt about it.

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Rachel Rotten Crotch.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Conchita, Chepita, Chochita…
 Quoting: LittleMe


ohdamn
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Might have to take cow girl off the list..


Just been looking at some sexy cow girl costumes anon
"demented circus monkey'
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girlfried... sounds kinda delicious
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Good catch. I fixed the thread title. Posting to GLP from my phone = typos.
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Might have to take cow girl off the list..


Just been looking at some sexy cow girl costumes anon
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With udders?
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Stankmuffin
 Quoting: Wingnut1234


My saucy little club foot gal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74170884


Potato Neck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74707292


Sugar Tits? 1dunno1
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Thunder bumps
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Thunder Thighs

Cuntsuelo

Rosebud
 Quoting: Pickle Lake


theyreright

Absolutely awful nicknames for a girlfriend.

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Might have to take cow girl off the list..


Just been looking at some sexy cow girl costumes anon
 Quoting: Acid Cat Redux


With udders?
 Quoting: WeAreNotTheFirst


That too. anon
"demented circus monkey'
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"my fiance"
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The guy costumes with udders are disturbing.

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"demented circus monkey'
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Jackie the gas pirate. (My HS sweetheart)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74707292


fart
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Re: Worst Girlfriend Nicknames
Here are some French ones

Barbie en vie

Overdose d'amour

Fille en chaleur (girl in heat)

Mon parc d'amusement

Ma sortie d'urgence (emergency exit)


 Quoting: Pickle Lake


You don't even have to eat snails to understand the danger of calling your girlfriend one of those horrible nicknames.
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Kanyon Kunt.
 Quoting: Westwood_1


Tupperware Titties
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little pan face
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Thot waffle
jizz nugget
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750886


Pooky bum
Chicken head
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85882475


bump stock
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nononono
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Hell with it I'm going there.





"demented circus monkey'
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Mrs. Whalebags Von RottenCooze
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glp
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cippa lippa ???
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yeah. americans perfectly know conte mascetti. back to your 50-something-year old facebook feed, boomer.
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Hair lip





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