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Worst Girlfriend Nicknames

 
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Do not EVER call your girlfriend any of these terrible nicknames or you'll be in serious trouble with a capital T!


Yeasty Beasty

Flappy Bird

Jello Buns

Snatchadoches

Pretty Slitty

Cow Girl

Muffin Top Mama

Lil A-cup Bae

Cellulite Sweety

Sizzle Gape

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Thick blimp.
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Yeasty Beasty

Flappy Bird

Jello Buns

Snatchadoches

Pretty Slitty

Cow Girl

Muffin Top Mama

Lil A-cup Bae

Cellulite Sweety

Sizzle Gape
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Stinky. If she is, all the better.
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Bush pig.
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Or any of these!


Hairy Toes Rose

Wide Load Honey

Snagglepuss

Barrel Hips Baby

Beer Gut Beauty

Sugar Snapper

Fuzzy Buns

Chunky Monkey

Lumpy Dumplin

Lil Sauce Pot

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Pat



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cockbreath

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Freakheart


Freakcheeks
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Bushy snatch.
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Freakmouth


Freakhole


Freakhoe
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girlfried... sounds kinda delicious
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I got myself in trouble once for referring to my honey as "Snookums". I didn't address her directly as Snookums; I was talking with someone who'd never met her, and I'd mentioned her name, but it seemed that referring to "Snookums" worked better. My lady friend, whom you don't know, and I don't know if you remember that her actual name is Kathleen.

Well, naturally, it somehow made its way back to her, and she didn't take it well. She thought there was something disparaging about it. Not catastrophically belittling, but a slur nonetheless. We managed to get past it, at least for awhile.

I don't think Mr. Howell meant anything negative when he referred to Lovey as Snookums. I'm not 100% sure he ever used the word, but I kinda think he did.
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Landing Strip.

Bald Eagle.
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wiener girl
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Rachel Rotten Crotch.
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girlfried... sounds kinda delicious
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lol
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Do not EVER call your girlfriend any of there terrible nicknames or you'll be in serious trouble with a capital T!


Yeasty Beasty

Flappy Bird

Jello Buns

Snatchadoches

Pretty Slitty

Cow Girl

Muffin Top Mama

Lil A-cup Bae

Cellulite Sweety

Sizzle Gape
 Quoting: WeAreNotTheFirst


i do UH COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT MY HIPPY-CHICK GF NAMED ...WAIT 4
IT....'FART~MUFFIN'. UH,CAPMAN
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cippa lippa ???
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Some GPT-generated using Bing Compose, prompted "cute and funny nicknames you should never call your girlfriend":

- Snorlax: Unless you want to imply that she sleeps all day and blocks your way.
- Chewbacca: Unless you want to imply that she is hairy and makes weird noises.
- Godzilla: Even if she likes to destroy things, this is not a cute and funny nickname for your girlfriend.
- Jabba the Hutt: Unless you want to imply that she is large and slimy and likes to enslave people.
- Gollum: She might love her precious ring, but she's not a creepy, bald, cave-dwelling creature. And don't call her "my precious" either.

For reference, here is a stereotypical Snorlax:

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Conchita, Chepita, Chochita…
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Forgot to mention that it produced the explanations too. (I didn't write those.)

Some GPT-generated using Bing Compose, prompted "cute and funny nicknames you should never call your girlfriend":

- Snorlax: Unless you want to imply that she sleeps all day and blocks your way.
- Chewbacca: Unless you want to imply that she is hairy and makes weird noises.
- Godzilla: Even if she likes to destroy things, this is not a cute and funny nickname for your girlfriend.
- Jabba the Hutt: Unless you want to imply that she is large and slimy and likes to enslave people.
- Gollum: She might love her precious ring, but she's not a creepy, bald, cave-dwelling creature. And don't call her "my precious" either.

For reference, here is a stereotypical Snorlax:


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