And also offers you a stack of 5K? I would be 'I swear to God I walked on the moon " and -yoink (donate it to the unfortunate orphan fund or whatever the fuck if yer too big a person to stick it in your pocket) - the only reason NONE of them did it is that they all believe in God (a prerequisite to be a fraternal brother of the Masonic order I might add).

THINK: if someone walked up to you with a stack of 5 large and said "I want you to swear on this bible that you work as a brick-layer (or accountant, etc. -your job here-) or that you enjoy eating a spaghetti dinner or whatever the fuck, you wouldn't take that 5k in a heartbeat-

This guy designed a trap that was tailor made for these guys- he caught 'em dead to rights.

Nice work and big balls- is dude still alive?

Edgar Mitchel and son threaten to have them 'waxed' (in all the wrong places maybe?)