At least we are past having people tell you to wash your hands. Motherfucker, when I was a cook I had to be educated about hand washing several times a year. Even had to take courses in PPE, sanitation and WHIMIS. You think I didn't know how filthy your store was, Mrs Walmart Greeter, until you reminded me to wash my hands?

I snapped on a few of them. I kept telling the people handing out tests that I was going to test them on papayas and motor oil.