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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85889538 United States 05/25/2023 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Massive site infections, encephalitis and seizures. There will be a need for wireless connectivity with incredible bandwidth and molecular circuits. I would give it another 30 years if we don't blow ourselves up or greedy control freaks at the WEF don't crash the economic system with climate change carbon hoax and carbon taxes while everyone chokes on insect chitan. The WEF wants that meth mouth smile and emaciated look to be fashionable while the perverts run around sodomizing everybody. How can we have ground breaking technologies when we are all carbon zombies with laser dildos up our rectums? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85886545 Colombia 05/25/2023 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! seen al the starlink satellites ? im sure they are to connect with this :) [link to satellitemap.space (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71064178 United States 05/25/2023 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Confirmed by Elon [link to twitter.com (secure)] Quoting: CJGAussie he should go first let him get an implant let him get on one of his rockets |
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truth seeks out the wise & the righteous User ID: 73712933 United States 05/25/2023 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! only on the vaccinated? Cayce and Jesus - the Kingdom is within us all 2046 Vogt's Sun Nova those who know, do not speak, there is more wisdom in the silence heaven won't accept impurity the heartbroken are the most wicked lead me back to heaven |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83871166 United States 05/25/2023 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Confirmed by Elon [link to twitter.com (secure)] Quoting: CJGAussie he should go first let him get an implant let him get on one of his rockets I'd sooner get on a Starship than get a Neurolink. At least I'd get a thrill and a sudden death instead of a lingering painful festering existence. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85278123 United States 05/25/2023 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Implantable chips? Seriously, that is soooo 20th century. They have everyone so loaded up with hydrogels and quantum dots, using implantable chips would be like replacing a formula 1 car with a wooden cart. |
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White heteropatriarchal supremacist chemophob User ID: 85881498 United States 05/25/2023 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Yup. Elon can buy government just as easily as Fauci or Xi can. Last Edited by BrainGuy: Q* on 05/25/2023 09:50 PM --------------- Don't care. Still voting Trump! ---------- |
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White heteropatriarchal supremacist chemophob User ID: 85881498 United States 05/25/2023 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! Implantable chips? Seriously, that is soooo 20th century. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85278123 They have everyone so loaded up with hydrogels and quantum dots, using implantable chips would be like replacing a formula 1 car with a wooden cart. I'd be interested in investing in your applied science company. What's it listed as on the NASDAQ? --------------- Don't care. Still voting Trump! ---------- |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33477051 United States 05/25/2023 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: The FDA has approved Neuralink launching its first human clinical study. What could possibly go wrong?! I read this decades ago. Sad to see the world slowly moving to fulfill what was said. "...The renewed threat of war will break out and last for about 40 years, but first, about six years earlier, humans will be reconstructed into machines or robots by connecting their nerve tracts with the finest electronic-biological apparatuses and machines and thereby controlling them, which will lead to great problems about 85 years later, when, as in the earliest times before, the powerful scientists will begin to play 'God' and create new genetic breeds between humans and animals, who will then declare their solidarity with the robot humans as 'half-humans'...." "...Also with regard to scientists, nothing can be predicted in this respect that would be good, because at this time they will carry out the first human-animal genetic manipulations and create beings that will develop as so-called 'half-humans' from human-pig crossbreeding, which will then be trained as fighting machines in order to wage wars and carry out all kinds of work in space. In the long run, however, this will not go well, because they will begin to oppose their creators as well as the robot humans, whose arms and legs will be amputated in order to be able to connect the nerve tracts with fine-electronic-biological apparatuses, whereby these humans will become living control organs for spaceships and weapons of all kinds as well as for machines and all kinds of Earth vehicles, etc...." "...At the same time, the robot humans become a dangerous problem for the normal humans, because now also these begin to multiply and bear many descendants, who, genetically-manipulated, are born without arms and legs, but already with exposed nerve endings, so that they can be connected to the apparatuses and machines, etc. without operative interventions. Robot humans will become a real danger for normal people, because they will have undreamt-of powers of consciousness, which they will develop in the course of time and as a result of the supernormal use of consciousness, whereby the brain will be supplied to its function from outside with special energies through a very specially devised energy generator, whereby the powers of consciousness can be brought to maximum performance...." [link to www.futureofmankind.co.uk (secure)] |
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