I'm Vin Diesel. I lurk here. You guys are....

Yeah sure you are.

BTW you suck harder in acting than Keanu.

i'm vin diesel, damnit.

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I've looked at most of the threads here tonight, ready to go do something else. But this is entertaining enough so far to stick around for a bit.

What's the freakist shit you've seen?

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It’s Vin Diesel!!!

love people like you. it's why i do what i do.

Only a dildoheaded woman would sit there and worship one of these hollywood killer people eaters. Get a fucking clue dumbass woman

You seem aight to Bro.

Keanu has really bad body odor, worse than brad pitt. i don't sweat, i'm vin diesel. so, i have no body odor.

I like your movies as wel but you use your power for the dark side. If you know what really happens and you gonalong with it you are just as compromised and deserving of whats happening in hollywood. You seen those ospreys over bel air Devils all going to be exposed including you. Nobody gets as famous as you without dark
Devil deeds.

That's a low blow, even for this place.

i saw joe rogan tongue piers morgan in Vegas 6 years ago. I'm still scarred by what i saw.

lol

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I heard that you and the Rock are between a Rock and a hard place if you know what i mean. somewhere between the devil and deep blue sea.

and jason stathman told me you ride the carousel in your trailer after sets.

rumor only. not confirmed

i could use more people like you on the set as extras.
who knows, you might have what it takes.

somewhat true.

While you're at it; Find Me Guilty...

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And I'm Gumby, dambit!

when does the hazing start?

he stole that from me.

we do not have here.

Who is vin diesel?

b.s. is a creepy little dude. kinda like chucky.

Who lost the bet?

lol

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