I walk my dogs late at night and often get into strange encounters. For example:

- A guy once walked across the street directly towards me, only to mumble something at the last second and walk away quickly.

- One time a guy was hiding behind a tree and then acted like it was my fault when he got scared, started rambling about "what if I was an old woman and had a heart attack?" Then he started complimenting me on my strength. Wtf?

- There's a little retirement home near my house. One night I walked past and out of nowhere a woman said "want to come inside and help me clean?" I was so taken aback that I could only utter "heh...no thanks..." I assume she was either extremely horny or a murderer.