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Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?

 
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Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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05/28/2023 10:51 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
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05/28/2023 10:51 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
When the battery blows I hope you aren't in it.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
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05/28/2023 10:58 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
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05/28/2023 10:59 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
When the battery blows I hope you aren't in it.
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It won’t blow retard, higher chance your Toyota gas pedal sticks and you crash into a wall
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05/28/2023 11:01 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
These retards wet dreams driving around during society collapse lmao
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488

He's referring to your tesla will have to be hooked to the internet to give it permission to go somewhere.
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05/28/2023 11:02 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Report back after:

100k miles

Or

After a fender Bender. You'll be waiting a few months for replacement parts.

As a mechanic, one of the first things I consider when buying a car is the availability of parts. Another thing to consider is how long a particular company has been making their product. Don't ever buy the first generation of anything.

Opie is a sucker who really took the Tesla salesman bait.
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05/28/2023 11:04 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488

He's referring to your tesla will have to be hooked to the internet to give it permission to go somewhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85141065


Tesla fanboys aren’t too bright.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488



Your gonna be real surprised when you realise the actual truth about the batteries.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
what happens when your gov bans charging becuase, climate change, or grid overload?

whatcha gonna do then, musk licker?

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05/28/2023 11:07 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
When the battery blows I hope you aren't in it.
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It won’t blow retard, higher chance your Toyota gas pedal sticks and you crash into a wall
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488


Well, you were warned.
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05/28/2023 11:08 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Better get a portable generator and a gas can op.

The cost to replace that battery will be more than it's worth.

Most people that buy an electric car don't buy another one.

You're going to find out why.
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05/28/2023 11:09 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Yes, teslas, smart cars, all EV's,(except cheep bicycles) are pure garbage that only really stupid people buy. It's like the masks. You can see them coming. LOL!
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05/28/2023 11:09 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
How did your parents take it when you told them you were ghey?
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05/28/2023 11:11 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
OP I don’t give a shit what you choose to drive, and you shouldn’t care what I choose to drive/ride.

THAT is freedom, and our govt should have zero say on what car we can buy.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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05/28/2023 11:11 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
I hope you don't live in California...
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Yeah but how is the back seat? You know when you pick up your tw1nk tricks?
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05/28/2023 11:13 AM

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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
How much was your tax credit?
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05/28/2023 11:13 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
hybrids are the best of both worlds.
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05/28/2023 11:14 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
How much does Elon pay you? Lots of issues with electric cars and not everyone wants a small sedan.
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05/28/2023 11:15 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
They never made a slow Tesla. Base model will duke it out with 392 Chargers easily. We've had quite a few get traded in and they are fun to drive.
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05/28/2023 11:15 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Report back after:

100k miles

Or

After a fender Bender. You'll be waiting a few months for replacement parts.

As a mechanic, one of the first things I consider when buying a car is the availability of parts. Another thing to consider is how long a particular company has been making their product. Don't ever buy the first generation of anything.

Opie is a sucker who really took the Tesla salesman bait.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13445286


I by cars used and pick popular models so I can find the parts in the boneyard currently have a Tahoe and an Accord.
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05/28/2023 11:16 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
OP arguing with himself I see. Go ahead spend your money how you want.
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05/28/2023 11:17 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Tesla is working on a $25k model that has less rare earth metals. At one time in my life I was an early adopter, that is a cause for overspending.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
how do you go about getting tax incentives.
two of my friends have teslas and they love them....
don't think they ever complained of issues, but didn't know you could get a tax incentive
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05/28/2023 11:18 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
They never made a slow Tesla. Base model will duke it out with 392 Chargers easily. We've had quite a few get traded in and they are fun to drive.
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:rere23:
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05/28/2023 11:19 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488


O.K. Bitch, thanks for that.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Biden’s new emissions laws are impossible to make in a combustible engine.

They will be illegal to drive soon.





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