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Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?

 
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Sounds so awesome I’ve been wanting one for years hf
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Biden’s new emissions laws are impossible to make in a combustible engine.

They will be illegal to drive soon.
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A combustible engine? I've had a few of them and they're no fun - especially in a van.

I don't give a shit about biden or his rules. The only part of him that still works is his asshole.

When I can get a good, functioning electric car for less than $1k, I'll think about it. Meantime, I can still get 40mpg on a 400k mile ICE.
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Yeah let’s add up all your maintenance costs for 400K miles, what car are you buying for under $1K you can’t even buy anything for under $1K in 3rd world countries

End of life ICE cars are like $3K
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My last few ICE cars were free, and they ran OK. I put nothing but oil, brakes, tires,and a couple of cheap parts from the pickapart junkyard. 200k miles later, everything works better than when I got them. My van cost 1k and I'm still driving it five years later. I'll be driving these for the next 10 years at least unless I get a nearly free EV to play with. EVs need tires and brakes, and I barely touch the brakes when driving. It's all in how you drive the car and how you drive mentally as to how long the car lasts.

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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Elon, stop clowning dude!
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Sounds so awesome I’ve been wanting one for years hf
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I've been wanting a vagina for years and every once in a while I get to get personal with one. hf
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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Elon, stop clowning dude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80420480


Until we get to level V autodriving where I can sleep and the car drives itself, and I'm not responsible for crashing, I'm not interested, unless a minimalist version exists for dirt cheap that I can buy used and hack. The real benefit of EVs is being able to sleep while the car is driving itself.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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When the battery blows I hope you aren't in it.
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..
$30,000 - $50,000 battery?? In California Governor asked everyone to STOP charging their cars due to a heatwave… Sure, no problem, employers surely would understand!

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Sounds so awesome I’ve been wanting one for years hf
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Bring an EMF meter into a Tesla & see how you can “Cook” & drive at the same time.

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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Sounds so awesome I’ve been wanting one for years hf
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Bring an EMF meter into a Tesla & see how you can “Cook” & drive at the same time.

.
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Do that in any modern car idiot Tesla is actually lower
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Tell us you love dick without telling us you love dick...
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You sound gay
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Go watch the countless videos it’s lower than most modern ice cars. You think a 2023 any car doesn’t have a million sensors Wi-Fi Bluetooth CarPlay. If you’re worried about EMF don’t drive any car with electronics.

Get your daily dose of 5G walking outside
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All my cars are pre 2000.
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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Do humanity and cis Men a favor....cut ur dick off.
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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Do humanity and cis Men a favor....cut ur dick off.
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You lost me at eating Tacos when charging...
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Take your tesla and drive it up your ass
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Lol electric will disappear as soon a hydrogen is released. Zero emissions and almost no refuel time.
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Every seen hydrogen explode? *BOOM*
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cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
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What are you going to do when electricity is a thousand dollars a watt? You tards think you are escaping the globalists clutches.

They can't even make enough electricity now, what happens when everyone needs to charge their car genius. Oh yeah electricity is going through the roof. Enjoy your short ride into the fifteen minute cities aka prison blocks, dumbass.

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Take your tesla and drive it up your ass
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Y u so mad diesel fren
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cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488


What are you going to do when electricity is a thousand dollars a watt? You tards think you are escaping the globalists clutches.

They can't even make enough electricity now, what happens when everyone needs to charge their car genius. Oh yeah electricity is going through the roof. Enjoy your short ride into the fifteen minute cities aka prison blocks, dumbass.

epiclol
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And you’ll escape the same fate how? Low IQ retard…. Or do you get a I fill my car up with gas?

You can at least charge off grid, while you jerk off on. $1009000 gallon oil.

When the globalists come I won’t be driving dumb fuck I’ll be in the woods somewhere but I’m sure you’ll be driving around 15 min cities without limits because you drive a gasser

Lmfao

Fucking retards i swear
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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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Do humanity and cis Men a favor....cut ur dick off.
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Can tell this guy is a homo knows all the pronouns by heart like a real gay lmao
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Tree fell on my cousins Tesla.

Almost killed him. NO airbags went off.

The car is totaled and worth ZERO now.

He got a Prius.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74861002


Uncle fought in the Donbas tanks got stuck he got a Corolla now. Concerning your cousin sucks that the roof airbags didn’t go off.

Seriously are you fucking retarded? What would front air bags do to help you from your roof caving in? Airbags deploy from front side back hits not someone jumps on your roof.

They would most likely kill you if they deployed swear people are retarded lmao
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This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read it’s hilarious. Ongggeed tree fell on car it’s totaled like any other car would be totaled lmfao
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Except you can't get replacement parts for Tesla. What kind of sucker buys a car when you have to wait six months for a fender?
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cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488


What are you going to do when electricity is a thousand dollars a watt? You tards think you are escaping the globalists clutches.

They can't even make enough electricity now, what happens when everyone needs to charge their car genius. Oh yeah electricity is going through the roof. Enjoy your short ride into the fifteen minute cities aka prison blocks, dumbass.

epiclol
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Exactly. This is like how they'll get us on CBDC; debt jubilee! All you have to do is give up dollars/gas engines. Its a tarp.
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Tree fell on my cousins Tesla.

Almost killed him. NO airbags went off.

The car is totaled and worth ZERO now.

He got a Prius.
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Uncle fought in the Donbas tanks got stuck he got a Corolla now. Concerning your cousin sucks that the roof airbags didn’t go off.

Seriously are you fucking retarded? What would front air bags do to help you from your roof caving in? Airbags deploy from front side back hits not someone jumps on your roof.

They would most likely kill you if they deployed swear people are retarded lmao
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This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read it’s hilarious. Ongggeed tree fell on car it’s totaled like any other car would be totaled lmfao
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Except you can't get replacement parts for Tesla. What kind of sucker buys a car when you have to wait six months for a fender?
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Except you don’t have to wait 6 months think you’re thinking of every shit ice where a simple part takes a year fucking idiot.

Nor do I get in car accidents where I have to wait for a fender dumb cunt, while you’re visiting auto zone for your shit can every week lmao.
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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
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Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
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What are you going to do when electricity is a thousand dollars a watt? You tards think you are escaping the globalists clutches.

They can't even make enough electricity now, what happens when everyone needs to charge their car genius. Oh yeah electricity is going through the roof. Enjoy your short ride into the fifteen minute cities aka prison blocks, dumbass.

epiclol
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Exactly. This is like how they'll get us on CBDC; debt jubilee! All you have to do is give up dollars/gas engines. Its a tarp.
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What does gas engine have to do with anything? They can ban them at will, make oil $100000/barrel, stop producing tires, or are gas cars the weapons during Civil war collapse?

We have a tough guy here I bet he’s withdrawing pallets of cash from his bank everyday fighting the system. It’s this broke loser withdrawing his SSI disability check that’s causing the globalists to think twice about CBDCs lmaoooo
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$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you
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You lost me when you literally used the word literally wrong. Shows your lack of intelligence. So no advice needed from you.
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wrong wrong wrong
Angry much?

You'll never come out ahead with an EV.
Here is why:

- Larger upfront cost
- $20k+ battery replacement at 100-150k miles
- You still pay to charge at a rate of 1/3 of an equivalent 30mph ICE vehicle.
- At that rate you only are saving ~$1k a year in 'fuel' for 12k mi/yr.
- Parts are harder to come by for lower production models
- Most don't come with a charger.

EV's are for self-appointed climate specialists who don't do enough research
to realize the lithium refinement process does more damage to the environment than fossil fule refinement.
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They are extremely uncomfortable to ride in. The seats have all the comfort of a folding metal chair.
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And a $30K battery replacement.

SMH

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Lol electric will disappear as soon a hydrogen is released. Zero emissions and almost no refuel time.
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Every seen hydrogen explode? *BOOM*
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Bob Lazar invented a metal hydride storage system but it can't be sold. Something about materials also used in nuclear weapons.





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