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Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2023 01:59 PM
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Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
Tangy

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06/02/2023 02:39 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Don't answer the door. But if you want to fuck with them, tell them you paint yourself blue and worship tree frogs.
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06/02/2023 02:40 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...buh, I'm dead..LMAO
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06/02/2023 02:41 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...bruh, I'm dead..LMAO
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06/02/2023 02:42 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


Haven't seen one in years.Get letters from them once a year.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...buh, I'm dead..LMAO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85348874


I still remember one of their hymns...

"We're Pedovah's witnesses
We molest in fearleasness
Going door to door day by day"

Used to live next door to a pedo hall back in the 70's.
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06/02/2023 02:51 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...buh, I'm dead..LMAO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85348874


The name seems like it was meant to be all along.

And it does desceibe that cult well too.
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06/02/2023 02:54 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


Mention the Blessed Virgin Mary they think she is the devil.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/02/2023 03:10 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


Mention the Blessed Virgin Mary they think she is the devil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16745605


They think everything is the devil except them.
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)

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06/02/2023 03:23 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
when i was in my 20's. me and my girlfriend at the time had some knock on our door. early fucking morning too. we were all hungover and had been partying in my wilder days. saturday or sunday i don't know. she answered the door in bra and panties and invited them in.

they got on their bicycles and rode off really quickly.

we had a good laugh about that later on.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


the truth.
present them facts, and not some printed out pamplhet they are allowed to share.
drown them in truth and they will leave.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


the truth.
present them facts, and not some printed out pamplhet they are allowed to share.
drown them in truth and they will leave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85097951


Wish it was that easy dealing with the rapture tards.

Another pedo cult.
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2023 06:48 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just flop me dick out n start pissing on em.
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2023 11:34 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Answer the door naked with a platic bag on ya dick also makes them never return.
Anonymous Coward
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06/03/2023 10:07 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Answer the door with a cucumber stuck up ya bum.

They never come back.

Worked for Brief.
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06/04/2023 02:53 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...buh, I'm dead..LMAO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85348874


The name seems like it was meant to be all along.

And it does describe that cult well too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


That it does.
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2023 09:06 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Lol

Pedovahs...
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 12:25 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
After repeatedly asking them not to return, my son gave up and answered the door naked, inviting them in.

They never returned

Works for mormans too
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 12:30 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Invite them in for a blow job
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 12:32 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
If you know what the Bible says-
( “study to show yourself approved of God”)

They will NOT GOME BACK!
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 12:32 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
If I leave beer cans, bullet shells and cigarette butts in plain sight, they don't even knock on the door.
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06/17/2023 01:41 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Hand them reports on their cult is protecting and covering up child abuse.

[link to jwfacts.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 02:31 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Tell them before we talk, let's pray that God will guide our conversation...Start your prayer "In the name of Jesus..."

They RUN and NEVER COME BACK! It is shockingly true...they WON'T pray with you, and they HATE the name of Jesus Christ as they are not his children.

Obey Acts 2:38 or else...
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06/17/2023 02:35 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
An old moldy response is: I am sorry I can't be a Witness because I didn't see the accident.
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06/17/2023 02:36 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
way back when. my girlfriend answered the door answered the door in her bra and such and invited them in.

college days.

they ran away and rode their bikes away.

we had been partying all night.

the look on their faces was priceless.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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06/17/2023 02:23 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
For some reason this vid makes me very VERY horny.

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I usually punch em out.
ChefElvis

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06/17/2023 02:37 PM

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I told them I would help them get out since they came to me.
A legend in my own mind
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06/17/2023 02:43 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Tell them you will listen to them, but they have to listen to you as well after, then when they come in, Shut the door real fast and lock the door, and turn an smile like a deviant to her.

Then grab her hand and escort her to the couch and sit her down. Continue smiling like you want to eat her and sexually devour her.

Let her know that you want to be her savior and ask her if she will let you save her so she can join you in sexual bliss as an offering to the gods.
Hobgoblin238

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06/17/2023 02:45 PM
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to the above posters....liberalism is a mental disease...
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2023 02:47 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Tell them you will listen to them, but they have to listen to you as well after, then when they come in, Shut the door real fast and lock the door, and turn an smile like a deviant to her.

Then grab her hand and escort her to the couch and sit her down. Continue smiling like you want to eat her and sexually devour her.

Let her know that you want to be her savior and ask her if she will let you save her so she can join you in sexual bliss as an offering to the gods.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10578886


Why not?

It worked for Brief.
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06/17/2023 02:58 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


Ask them if they are the Religion that allows several wives.
When they answer that thats a different religion.
Then you say, well then, I’m not interested!





GLP