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Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?

 
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Rebuke satan on them by just telling them that you rebuked Satan in Jesus name Lord Saviour the other day on so an so.
. They get edgy and leave. True story cos I did it . Never saw them leave so fast.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Rebuke satan on them by just telling them that you rebuked Satan in Jesus name Lord Saviour the other day on so an so.
. They get edgy and leave. True story cos I did it . Never saw them leave so fast.
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The only thing that makes them leave faster is if you tell them you were in the pedo cult as a child and waa constantly diddled by the elders.

Watch em FLEEE
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Rebuke satan on them by just telling them that you rebuked Satan in Jesus name Lord Saviour the other day on so an so.
. They get edgy and leave. True story cos I did it . Never saw them leave so fast.
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The only thing that makes them leave faster is if you tell them you were in the pedo cult as a child and waa constantly diddled by the elders.

Watch em FLEEE
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Yep. Jehova on the run
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Rebuke satan on them by just telling them that you rebuked Satan in Jesus name Lord Saviour the other day on so an so.
. They get edgy and leave. True story cos I did it . Never saw them leave so fast.
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The only thing that makes them leave faster is if you tell them you were in the pedo cult as a child and waa constantly diddled by the elders.

Watch em FLEEE
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And one would not need to lie.
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07/03/2023 05:04 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Find where they parked.

Wait till they are well away.

Break into car...take a huge shit...leave.

Re lock door.

Watch from up the road.

Good lulz.

Me and some mates did this a few times 30 years ago.

It never got old.
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We used to like turning their car upside down if it was a small one.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Wait till they leave their car then pour paint all over it.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Permanent marker.

Write..

"WE ARE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSES...WE LOVE KIDDIE DICK".

ALL OVER THEIR CAR.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Next time I'm going to invite them in to discuss my religion, which is filled with racism and sexism.
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Next time I'm going to invite them in to discuss my religion, which is filled with racism and sexism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80742992


So you are a rapture tard then...
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
pedovah...buh, I'm dead..LMAO
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I still remember one of their hymns...

"We're Pedovah's witnesses
We molest in fearleasness
Going door to door day by day"

Used to live next door to a pedo hall back in the 70's.
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There is a pedo hall down the street from me.

Strange people.
………… For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.…..
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I don't hate them - I actually like the idea of a "new earth" and their website is great 4 scriptural "research" - don't really follow their beliefs - but they seem authentic (in that they really "believe" in Jehovah). I learned about the name "Jehovah" from Reggae Music.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Good idea.^^^^

Starting batch of goop today.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I just talk to them. They never come back.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
How is that cult still operating?
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Ive always wanted to grab one and shove a peice of catshit into their mouth.

Just for the lulz.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Turn on my sprinkler system.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Turn on my sprinkler system.
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I still think a bucket of shit and vomit all over them is more satisfying.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
ask them why you should speak about something so deeply personal with a perfect stranger? why wouldn't you take your spiritual needs to a family member or a beloved lifetime friend? then smile and kindly wish them a good day.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
A pedovahs witness..

For some reason this vid makes me very VERY horny.

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Not surprised
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
they are some of the nicest people on earth. the devil's shills mock them so you know
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Rebuke satan on them by just telling them that you rebuked Satan in Jesus name Lord Saviour the other day on so an so.
. They get edgy and leave. True story cos I did it . Never saw them leave so fast.
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They probably ran as soon as they saw you. You can't fault them for that.
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Give them a New Jerusalem Calendar. Many have not seen the truth before.
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they are some of the nicest people on earth. the devil's shills mock them so you know
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77977775


Thats the thing though.

Pedos always come across as the nicest people.

How ELSE do you think they get chidlren to trust them?
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07/06/2023 04:37 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Make some goop.

Leave several drops aeound the frond door of kingdom halls.

Goop recipe.

4 eggs...allow to rot for one month in the sun.

1 fresh catshit

1 fresh dogshit.

1 dried dogshit.

1 peice of human shit...post curry is best

1 tin of sardines

1 cup fine chopped cabbage.

1 small tin of tuna.

Add all liquids too.

Put all ingredients into a blender you are willing to kill..

And blend for 15 mins.

Pour mixture into sealed container and let rot for another week.

Take contents of container and put into blender and add..

1 cup of old sump oil.

(Note..the sump oil makes it impossible to wash off)

1 cup honey

(Note..the honey makes it super sticky)

Small bottle of cheap perfume.

(Note...the perfume gives it a really nauseating sickly sweet twist..makes it linger for weeks.)


Blend for 5 minutes.

Heat till very runny...

Strain through paper towel three times.


Then simmer liquid down till you have a reasonably drippy mix.

Put into eye dropper bottles.

ONE DROP....JUST ONE...WILL CLEAR A RESTAURANT..CINEMA..ANYWHERE.

ONE DROP..

Its the ESSENCE OF PURE EVIL STENCH.

ONE BATCH WILL GIVE YOU ENOUGH FOR 5000 DROPS.

Keep the luquid drops for other uses...

Toss the strained out goop on some poor cunts front door that you cant stand..

It NEVER washes off...

And the SMELLL....

Like skunk...but 100 times worse.

Goop testimonial time.

The year

1988..

The place

Brisbane

The reason

Bored and in need of some lulz.

My friend and I whipped up a batch of goop.

Except ours also had a few rotten prawn heads(shrimp) blended in for that queensland touch.

We went into town and the bustation was below mcdonalds.

Good a place as any for a beta test.

So we went in...eyedroppers in hand...and did two drops each.

But one drop would havd been enough.

So...a bit of overkill but..its a bets test so what the hell.

We held our breath as we walked out and sat opposite on some foodcourt seats to watch the fun unfold.

All the people inside started lookin round at eachother..with various shades of green..wondering who the rotten arsed bastard let THAT one rip.

But the smell grew worse...and thicker...we could smell it outside..a sickly sweet rank smell of pure stench..

Think of the worst foulest smell you have ever smelt...and times it by 100.

People began leaving their seats...some vomited as they left..

The place was empty in under a minute.

Staff included.

It was lunch rush hour too...

Or it was.

The stench just kept wafting out into the rest of the foodcourt..

And within ten mins....

Crickets...

And the various multicoloured piles of vomit here and there just added to the overall ambience.

So...it worked.

Time to hit the cinemas.

We watched a movie and left a drop under the seat..

No one went back in.

The entire cinema stayed empty all day.

People would buy their ticket...go in...vomit...leave...demand money back.

Fuck it was funny.

Oh well..use your imagination.

Go and have some fun.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Y'all complicate things. If you don't want to talk then, then don't.
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Y'all complicate things. If you don't want to talk then, then don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82547407


Yep.

Actions are louder than words anyways.

When they come just stand there and say nothing...

As you flop out ypur cock and begin pissing on them.

It never gets old.

And they never come back.
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07/10/2023 09:27 PM
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Why are you all so afraid of them? They won't hurt you.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I had a friend who used to throw old mop water at them when they came to the door.
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Why are you all so afraid of them? They won't hurt you.
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They are all pedos.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
just say Jesus is Lord

and gently close your door.





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