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Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?

 
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07/15/2023 04:01 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
just say Jesus is Lord

and gently close your door.
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After flopping out your cock and pissing on them.
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07/15/2023 04:11 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come around that often but each time they have we have shared good conversation about God, kindness and community. Never had a problem with them, they are nice gentle people following their version of God.
Why would you want to attack a person trying to share their Faith? I can't imagine what it must be like to be filled with so much love for something and feel compelled to go out and share with everyone. Reminds me of that clip of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa when he fell in love with his wife. Weird but inspires awe to be that motivated!
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07/15/2023 04:19 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come around that often but each time they have we have shared good conversation about God, kindness and community. Never had a problem with them, they are nice gentle people following their version of God.
Why would you want to attack a person trying to share their Faith? I can't imagine what it must be like to be filled with so much love for something and feel compelled to go out and share with everyone. Reminds me of that clip of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa when he fell in love with his wife. Weird but inspires awe to be that motivated!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86060815


They do not share out of love.

They share out of TERROR..

Pure fear.

If they dont do their allotted time of door to door shit...they get disfellowshipped and cut off from family and friends in the cult.

They are always under severe pressure and stress.

I know...I was one of them once At the worst time to BE one...as a child..

They are all PURE FUCKING EVIL AS A CULT.

I got molested so many times as a 5 year old by their so called elders that I lost count.

Me and every child was always on the recieving end of their pure satanic fucking EVIL.


And yet...they PRACTICE their smiles and friendliness in group sessions to perfect their act when they turn up at your door.

SO STOP BEING SO TOTALLY FUCKING NAIVE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

.THEY ARE AN EVIL PEDO CULT.
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07/16/2023 10:44 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
This^^^^

I know lots of ex jehoes who got molested for years in that sicko fucking cult of diddle.
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07/16/2023 10:57 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
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the truth.
present them facts, and not some printed out pamplhet they are allowed to share.
drown them in truth and they will leave.
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Extremely bad and stupid advice. Never engage (waste your energy) with known manipulators/abusers. IGNORE.
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07/16/2023 10:59 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Breaking their noses is a solid and underrated option.
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07/16/2023 11:03 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
My friend Vince just got out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around him, he opened the door and said come in. As they were talking to him he intentionally loosened up the towel and it fell off him a few minutes later. He kept smiling and listening pretending he didn’t even notice the towel fell off. They left in a hurry and never came back.
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07/17/2023 04:54 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
My friend Vince just got out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around him, he opened the door and said come in. As they were talking to him he intentionally loosened up the towel and it fell off him a few minutes later. He kept smiling and listening pretending he didn’t even notice the towel fell off. They left in a hurry and never came back.
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Had your friend been 6 years old they would have stayed for a good diddle.
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07/17/2023 05:18 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I just told them "thanks but I'm not interested" and shut the door on their faces without waiting for a response. That was perhaps fifteen years ago, and I haven't seen them since.
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07/23/2023 06:44 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come around that often but each time they have we have shared good conversation about God, kindness and community. Never had a problem with them, they are nice gentle people following their version of God.
Why would you want to attack a person trying to share their Faith? I can't imagine what it must be like to be filled with so much love for something and feel compelled to go out and share with everyone. Reminds me of that clip of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa when he fell in love with his wife. Weird but inspires awe to be that motivated!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86060815


They do not share out of love.

They share out of TERROR..

Pure fear.

If they dont do their allotted time of door to door shit...they get disfellowshipped and cut off from family and friends in the cult.

They are always under severe pressure and stress.

I know...I was one of them once At the worst time to BE one...as a child..

They are all PURE FUCKING EVIL AS A CULT.

I got molested so many times as a 5 year old by their so called elders that I lost count.

Me and every child was always on the recieving end of their pure satanic fucking EVIL.


And yet...they PRACTICE their smiles and friendliness in group sessions to perfect their act when they turn up at your door.

SO STOP BEING SO TOTALLY FUCKING NAIVE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

.THEY ARE AN EVIL PEDO CULT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86079403


This.

Sickest cult of all.
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07/23/2023 07:11 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Tell them you're not interested and to have a nice day. Done.
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07/23/2023 07:12 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Knuckle sandwich is a good way.
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08/07/2023 04:56 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Knuckle sandwich is a good way.
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With a brass filling...
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08/07/2023 04:57 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Beat them with a bat?
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08/07/2023 11:56 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come around that often but each time they have we have shared good conversation about God, kindness and community. Never had a problem with them, they are nice gentle people following their version of God.
Why would you want to attack a person trying to share their Faith? I can't imagine what it must be like to be filled with so much love for something and feel compelled to go out and share with everyone. Reminds me of that clip of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa when he fell in love with his wife. Weird but inspires awe to be that motivated!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86060815


They do not share out of love.

They share out of TERROR..

Pure fear.

If they dont do their allotted time of door to door shit...they get disfellowshipped and cut off from family and friends in the cult.

They are always under severe pressure and stress.

I know...I was one of them once At the worst time to BE one...as a child..

They are all PURE FUCKING EVIL AS A CULT.

I got molested so many times as a 5 year old by their so called elders that I lost count.

Me and every child was always on the recieving end of their pure satanic fucking EVIL.


And yet...they PRACTICE their smiles and friendliness in group sessions to perfect their act when they turn up at your door.

SO STOP BEING SO TOTALLY FUCKING NAIVE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

.THEY ARE AN EVIL PEDO CULT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86079403


This
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08/08/2023 01:21 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Tell them you're a demon. That will get them running!
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08/08/2023 01:27 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Instead of making a huge ass of yourself say this:

I'm not interested and shut the door!

No one really has to be an asshole. (so simple and they can't get it?)
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08/08/2023 01:29 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
My friend Vince just got out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around him, he opened the door and said come in. As they were talking to him he intentionally loosened up the towel and it fell off him a few minutes later. He kept smiling and listening pretending he didn’t even notice the towel fell off. They left in a hurry and never came back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86075285


They probably didn't want to embarrass Vince due to his tiny wee wee!
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08/08/2023 01:31 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
My friend Vince just got out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around him, he opened the door and said come in. As they were talking to him he intentionally loosened up the towel and it fell off him a few minutes later. He kept smiling and listening pretending he didn’t even notice the towel fell off. They left in a hurry and never came back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86075285


They probably didn't want to embarrass Vince due to his tiny wee wee!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85291738


Nah...

It was his tiny pene that made em horny.

No doubt they rushed back to the kingdom hall for a quick diddle.
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08/08/2023 10:17 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Lol this^^^^
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08/08/2023 10:19 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Throat punch is quite effective.
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08/10/2023 12:18 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Throat punch is quite effective.
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I like to pin em down and shit into their mouth.

At first it was fun..

Until they began masturbating every time I did it.
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08/10/2023 12:20 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85920016


the truth.
present them facts, and not some printed out pamplhet they are allowed to share.
drown them in truth and they will leave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85097951


You're not gonna phase them.

Better to tell them to fuk off and go away.
M. Guinefort

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08/10/2023 12:24 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They would usually come to the door when I felt at my darkest.

But they were usually Mormon, and still call. Nowadays they text too.

It’s fine. I listen.
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08/10/2023 04:45 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Invite them in...

Put on some swing...

And start stripping.
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08/16/2023 12:10 AM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Throat punch is quite effective.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86168364


I like to pin em down and shit into their mouth.

At first it was fun..

Until they began masturbating every time I did it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81072427


Brief said that too.

Weird.
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08/17/2023 07:37 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Whatever you do, first tell your kids to run for it.
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08/17/2023 07:52 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I invite them in to watch Midget P orn and Smoke Crack while I praise Satan wearing a just a Space Helmet and French Tickler.

Jee Hovs run away.

Mormons stick around though...
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08/17/2023 08:03 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come to my house anymore. I try to convert them. Once I had the female ready to hear more the male couldn't leave fast enough. That was 10 years ago.


What I can't stop are the the spectrum guys. I already turned down two years free. They have nothing to offer me. Shouldn't have claimed 200meg connections when best they had was 40. I get 250 up and down 24/7. And they should have never allowed charter to buy them.

Sorry, those guys really piss me off.
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08/17/2023 08:05 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Whatever you do, first tell your kids to run for it.
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True.

If you have any kids under five and they are at the door with you they will slowly start rubbing themselves.





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