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Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?

 
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10/27/2023 02:55 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
That will hurt them dead center.
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10/27/2023 03:15 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I always tell them I’m in the middle of some satanic ritual
I ask if they wanna see the sacrifice
Haven’t had any takers
They usually high tail it back to their car
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10/27/2023 03:21 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
tell them Christ was not burned at the stake
tell them that is Blasphemy
tell them to have a good day

when a Good Christian knows the bad fruits and points them out,,,

well they usually leave stunnned
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10/27/2023 03:31 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just answer the door with my cock out and piss on them.

Oddly enough many of them begin masturbating when I do this.
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10/30/2023 03:00 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just answer the door with my cock out and piss on them.

Oddly enough many of them begin masturbating when I do this.
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Never answer the door with children next to you.

The same thing happens.
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10/30/2023 04:58 PM

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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
That's God giving you his undivided attention. Invite them in. Study, pray, eat, drink, and worship with them. It's the best life.
Let the facts fall wherever, whenever, and however they may.

INTP - The Logician. 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.' - Albert Einstein.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
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Mention the Blessed Virgin Mary they think she is the devil.
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They think everything is the devil except them.
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This
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just answer the door with my cock out and piss on them.

Oddly enough many of them begin masturbating when I do this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64497641


Never answer the door with children next to you.

The same thing happens.
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This is true.

I saw it hapoen
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2023 10:38 PM
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That's the true God giving you yet another chance. I'd listen and learn while there's still time, if I were you.
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11/21/2023 10:39 PM
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That's the true God giving you yet another chance. I'd listen and learn while there's still time, if I were you.
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Are.you saying that cult is the true religion?
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I like sticking my finger down my throat and vomoting all over them.

Never gets old
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12/17/2023 06:29 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
They don't come to my house anymore. They show up I give them a story. A better fiction than they have. They used to send couples out here. I had the female dying to know more. Wanted my phone number. The male was pretty upset. They never came back. Tried the same speal on a male couple that showed up and nearly the same result. They quit showing up. Like 10 years ago.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just answer the door with my cock out and piss on them.

Oddly enough many of them begin masturbating when I do this.
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Bwahahahahaaa
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Call Glenn Beck and he may help you with religious cults.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I like sticking my finger down my throat and vomoting all over them.

Never gets old
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I tried it a few days ago.

Worked wonders on that womans dress.
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04/02/2024 09:59 PM
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
Throwing a cupfull of stagnant cat piss on them usually does the trick.
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Re: Whays the best way to deal with THE PEDOVAH'S WITNESSESS cult when they come to your door?
I usually just pretend im not home.
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Tell them about the worlds 16 crucified saviors. That will get them to not come back.





GLP