Shark Eats guy in Egypt

I am constantly on the lookout here in alaska after I got chased by a moose.
Bears are out too and are stealthier so I’m not hiking certain trails.

Always be aware of your surroundings!

Poor guy, I couldn’t watch with the volume on. Silent was bad enough!

I did catch a salmon shark once. Tasted like pork!

Wow.

Could that boat move in any slower? Damn.

That poor guy, yelling for Papa, broke my heart.

His gf was witness to the attack as well and escaped the water.

I agree.

Shark was being a shark.

They are waterborne eating machines.

My hottub is nice.
No sharks, no brain eaters, no HIV, no nothin.
Just mucho agua y mas tequila.

Sharks clean the ocean of the weak and stupid.
Good on 'em.

Why were they just screaming at each other lol?

The 'music to be eaten by a shark to' soundtrack was equally annoying.

Very much like Scorsese

It was this. Lol.

You never experienced Russians on vacation did you? They're not respecting wildlife, not coral reefs or else sea creature stuff.constantly stepping on things you shouldn't step on because it dies.
Been there, seen that, poor shark would've died anyway from too much vodka in its snack. So I would really appreciate it if Russians became afraid of sea and stay home.
But Egyptians would kill all sharks for rubel.

Apparently, the guy being eaten was the lady's god.

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I'm amazed how inhumane you people are.

You chose to click play you dumb pussy

Why do people get in the ocean? Dumbasses!

Zoom the video you can see the guy being turned and rolled. Foot in the air and everything. But what’s a Russian doing in the middle of nowhere in Egypt. Being eaten by a shark? 100% Final destination.

Last Edited by nonperson on 06/08/2023 04:40 PM

It sounded like an instrumental of "Stand by Me."

So tired of all these liberal bleeding heart experts who say “sharks only attack humans by mistake. They don’t even like the taste.” Riiiiight. Freakin morons.

Nope. Listen to it again. Timestamped
It was this

Night-f**king-mare.

The teeth def aren't for smiling...

Fuggin Stand by Me

He was salty like a sardine.

Son, life is going to fuck you in the ass, and then give you the opportunity to kill yourself.

You aren't fit for GLP.

and the GLP virtue signaler strikes again!!!!


it's the internet buddy...you don't need to virtue signal

This.