Java Mojo

John Constantine
"Some writers who have written his stories have claimed to “see” him.[4][7][8]"
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What do you think about that?

I dunno for sure, still could be interesting.

In fact.. I wrote an almost lengthy, fiction, and fan-made writing about a day with him. I dunno if it can be posted on here or not. I'm being polite and respectful of him, but quite hilarious on it in a way.

Update: This is a general hangout for those interested, practices, etc in the way(s) of magic / magick.

Rules: Be good.

The overall topic: "Magic Directionality".

A Day with John Constantine (Fiction and Fan-Made Writing by Myself)

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John (inhaled cigarette): "So, you stopped smoking for real?"

X: "Yeah."

John (exhaled then smiled with flash hint of slightly sharp tooth): "Well, good for you."

X: "Thanks."

John: "Wanna drink? I'll get us some."

X (smiled): "No."

John (chuckled): "You sure? I mean, we could use some drink to celebrate."

X (gulped and adjusted shirt collar): "Tempting. Maybe another time."

John (inhaled cigarette deeply then observed it): "We could just chat and have good time. You like chatting and hangout, right?"

X: "Uh, yeah."

John (clapped hands): "Well! Let's head over to a bar then."

X (politely): "Ok."

Some time later.

John (slightly drunk and inhaled another ciggy then held it in air): "This. In some senses, it gives peace and comfort."

X (still sober after 2 beers and chewed gum): "Uh, in a way but false sense. Illusion."

John (chuckled while holding ciggy in his right hand with his left arm wrapped around him, with a mug of beer front of him on counter): "Right."

X (still chewing gum): "I gotta go. Good chatting with you."

John (slightly blocked X with his left hand, then he smiled and held his lit cigarette in air): "If you come back, you know where to find me."

X: "I dunno. I don't think or feel I'm coming back to smoking cigarette ever again."

John (held cigarette in air while nodding head): "That's good. Still, in case if you ever come back.. I'm open."

X: "Wait a minute.. let's have a few more beers if you don't mind."

John (smiled)

X (said to bartender): "Get us best goddamn beers you have!"

Some time later.

12 empty large cans of beers stood on counter. It was getting a bit crowdy in background and kept getting darkened, voices overlapping each other.

X (drunk): "It's getting a bit chilly here.."

John: "I know."

X: "Wanna grab coffee or something? Its.."

John looked at his watches then smiley said: "Sure, let's."

Some time later.

John: "What made you change your mind?"

X: "I just want to make sure you are ok."

John (looked down a bit, to coffee cup then to X's, he whispered): "I see. You like black coffee?"

X (smiled): "Very much."

Bartender: "40, please."

X: "Here."

John raised his coffee then nodded and inhaled his cigarette.

X put extra packs of gums right next to John's coffee cup then said: "I dunno about you, but if you ever."

John looked at gums then laughed.

X (whispered): "It is pretty good. You get to squash something sweet in your mouth, if you catch my meaning. Addicting in a way, although more healthier."

John laughed harder then calmed down and chuckle said: "Ok, thanks."

End.

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;) Get it? A few extra free rectangle cookies and coffee or water if you do.

(Removes a few cookies from the pile plate, the Cookie Monster briefly complained but let it go.)

If not, it's okay. This is kinda a bit funny in a way, because: It is about a test, especially in case of smoking cigarette.

By the way, 3rd and half day without smoking cigarettes for me now. ;) I hope that will continue.

(Walks over to the spot where the Cookie Monster is, added a bowl of gums and water machine filling right next to the cookies.)

This Java Mojo with a Welcome Sign billboard, it has tanned borders, texts with light tan or yellow background, and message:

"Welcome! A fresh coffee and cookie with fresh chocolate chips to dip to start your day!"

Muppet at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Kingpin stare and sat across table some metres away from the muppet encompassed the pile of cookies.
Kingpin said to X: "May I?"
X: "May do what?"
Kingpin: "Ahem.. this muppet. Can I do something to it?"
X (perplexed): "um sure, why not.."
Kingpin stood up then walked over to the muppet. He grabbed it then smash it repeatly, until almost nothing left remain of it.
X: "uh.. may I ask why?"
Kingpin (slightly sweated and satisfied): "It reminds me of the clown dressed in red."
X: "Oh, Daredevil.."
Kingpin (shushed): "I don't want to hear a thing about him."

Halloween at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

X (poured coffee): "So, what are you gonna dress up for the Halloween event this year?"
Kingpin: "Me."
X (chuckled then progressed to laughter)
Kingpin: "It is genius, really. You?"
X (hands extended): "Uhh.. I dunno, something to do with a red costume."
Kingpin (neutral face then stern eyes)
X: "You know me.. I joke. Just kidding."
Kingpin (smirk softly then gestured 'watch you' sign to X)
X (hands halfway in air while nodded and smirked)

Proposal at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Kingpin (widened smile while hands clapped together): "So.. you like magic?"
X (smiled then said): "Yes."
Kingpin (hands waved in air): "You just wave your hands in air then something happen?"
X: "I like it but it is fiction."
Kingpin: "Ok, it is fiction but you like it? It is not real so why bother with it.. move on to something productive."
X: "It is a long story. I just like it."
Kingpin (hands up in air): "Ok ok, it's your thing."
Kingpin pet his chin for some moments then had an aha moment.
Kingpin: "A proposal for you."
X: "You already did.. ? With this Java Mojo.."
Kingpin: "No, no.. something else."
X: "Oh, ok."
Kingpin (hands gestured 'come on'): "If I have problem with magic, I come to you. You have work problem, you come to me. What do you think?"
X (head bend downward and looked unsure for some moments then pet his chin then softly scratch his right cheek): "Hmm."
Kingpin looked a bit confused then said: "This isn't the scene from the Godfather film."
X (laughed)
Kingpin: "Think about it. No rush."
X softly nodded.
Kingpin (slightly excited): "Well?"
X: "Oh um, I was nodding to thinking about it."
Kingpin: "Oh, my apologies."
X (hands spread): "No problem."
Kingpin (excited): "No problem? Does that mean.."
X (head upward): "Um, ok. Yeah, yeah."
Kingpin hugged X.
X: "Take it easy!"
Soon as both broke apart feet away from each other, X said: "One condition."
Kingpin: "I'm all ear."
X: "Daredevil."
Kingpin (neutral face then stern eyes while uttering flat voice): "What about him?"
X (smack lips): "I want to invite him to here at some point in time."
Kingpin (slightly reddened face): "Um.." then smiled "Oh. Ok. No problem at all."
X: "Oh, really? No ulterior motive?"
Kingpin: "Uhh.."
X: "Remember, magic is my thing."
Kingpin (hands fist): "Ok, I was gonna.."
X nodded in Bob and Jay style: "Yeah.. you were gonna do something to him, is that right?"
Kingpin (head downward): "You know me.. Daredevil.."
X (hands gestured 'relax'): "It will be okay."

Reading Comics at Java Mojo's - Part 1 of 2 (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Door popped open, came Daredevil and with X guiding him into.
Daredevil looked at Kingpin instantly. He was sitting right next to a table with a poured coffee.
Daredevil had a stern face.
X: "Ok, lets all sit down and talk. I will be back with some comics."
Daredevil: "Comics? This is about between Kingpin and me.."
X (cheerfully face): "Oh, yeah it is. Precisely what comics are for."
Daredevil looked confused.
Some moments later.
All three sat down in silence for some moments.
Kingpin broke ice by saying: "Daredevil, are you gonna just sit right there with uh your daredevil thing mask on? It is hot inside here."
Daredevil (firmly): "Air conditioning, then."
Kingpin (chuckled): "We don't have an air conditioning machine yet."
Daredevil (on purpose showed sad face): "Too bad."
Kingpin (chuckled then looked to X while pointing at Daredevil): "See?"
X (disturbed): "Uh, I'm reading this comic book about you guys."
Daredevil and Kingpin both looked to X.
X (looked back right to both then flip the comic book): "Yeah, here."
Daredevil and Kingpin bend over to take a look at the comic book.
Kingpin (squeak eyes with widened smile): "I look.. good."
Daredevil looked at Kingpin with a sneering face.
Kingpin (smiled with pride)
Daredevil and Kingpin both faced each other, up close and personal.
Kingpin: "Guess what is on my mind?"
Daredevil: "I can't imagine."
Kingpin (adjusted his nose and lips): "Something smell funny."
Daredevil took a hint step closer to Kingpin.
X (gestured with hands): "Timeout. Timeout!"

Reading Comics at Java Mojo's - Part 2 of 2 (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Kingpin and Daredevil continued with facing off with each other.
Kingpin (hands gestured expanding from his head): "On my mind, you are .."
Daredevil (cocky face): "Oh, yeah?"
Kingpin (on purpose show humble face): "Um, obviously yeah."
Daredevil (looked more pissed off then calmed down while gestured right hand 'blah'): "Blah blah."
Kingpin (put his hands covering his own eyes): "La-la-la."
Daredevil: "Wanna fight now?"
Kingpin took a step closer to Daredevil and said: "Yeah?"
X: "Please, timeout! Something important to show you guys!"
Daredevil and Kingpin looked to X while X flipped the comic book around, empty panels on some pages.
X: "I dunno what it mean.. "
Kingpin (grabbed the comic book off X): "Let me."
Daredevil: "..?"
Kingpin (chuckles): "Oh, right.. you can't see. Your mask. Heh, ridiculous."
X (hands gestured 'come on'): "Come on."
Kingpin (rolled eyes up): "Ok. Daredevil, some pages are empty. There are supposed to be drawn pictures with texts and whatnot on these."
Daredevil: "Well? Do you know what that mean?"
Kingpin (shrugged then tossed away the comic book on table): "No. Seriously."
X: "Look at its front cover now.. all three of us on it. It was a different picture.."
Kingpin (right hand gestured): "Uh, yeah. I can see that.."
Then all three looked at each other in silence.

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Any more scenarios to consider?

Last Edited by Xlegic on 07/05/2023 01:39 PM

Interesting idea.

Duo.

Data and Terminator working together instead of versus each other.

Teaming-Up (Fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Data: "If I may ask, would you be interested in working with me?"
Terminator (silence)
Data: "That is ambiguous; yes or no. Please answer."
Terminator: "Yes."
Data: "Good. We have a lot of work to do. I am going to leave a letter of resignation to the Star Trek organization now."
Terminator (looked around with red eyes glowing)
Data (pats on Terminator's back area): "I'll be back."

Last Edited by Xlegic on 07/05/2023 02:26 PM

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"Star Trek Complains" with Data and Terminator at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

X (pours coffee): "Do you got an upgraded digestive system to handle this?"
Data (single nods)
X: "Just checking."
Terminator adjusts his right arm and said: "Tools."
X: "I'll be back."
Terminator grins.
Data took his iphone out of his pocket then read it.
Data (looks at Terminator): "Star Trek is.."
Then Data put his iphone back in and further said: ".. dis-pleasured with me."
Terminator softly shrugs.
X: "Here."
Terminator got the tools from X then did his thing to fix his right arm.
X stares at Terminator doing his thing then said to Data: "May I?" as he grasps the chair.
Data: "Go ahead."
X drinks a coffee while both Data and Terminator doing their things.
Some moments later.
X asked Data about the Star Trek thing, he overheard it.
Data (shrugs and calmly said): "Honestly, I'm sick of being a pawn of Star Trek."
X (struggles to contain his smile): "Oh."

Last Edited by Xlegic on 07/06/2023 08:32 AM

Star Trek Part 2 at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

Data: "I know why Star Trek have issues with me ever since I resignation from them."
X (pets his chin and nods): "So, what issues?"
Data (looks at X then hold his own d!ck area): "This."
X (head bend upwardly then backwardly): "Ooh. I see."
Data (tightly grabs his d!ck area while clenching his left hand into fist): "That's right."
X (bends down slightly and laughs)
Data (took his iphone out and asked X to take a picture of Data while he do his thing): "For Star Trek to see."
Data (hands spread and in air as if to pause): "Create a text on picture; I warp."
X (chuckles then handles over the iphone to Data): "Done. Here."
Data (attaches picture then sent): "And.. done."
X: "Just curious.. was that necessary?"
Data (flat face then mechanically smiles with mischievously face while tiling head forwardly): "No. But."
X (arms crossed): "You're a bit dark."
Data (ponder face): "Hmm."
Terminator gestures 'watch you' to Data.
Data: "Yes. Perhaps I should adjust my emotion chip or my postrix brain for any sign of malfunctioning."
X: "Wait. I think you're fine. Human quest, remember?"
Data: "Ah, yes."
X: "Just watch yourself."
Data (head tiles backwardly): "You are starting to sound like Star Trek..."
X: "What? No."
Data (slightly mad with glaring eyes): "Star Trek telling me to watch myself all life."
X: "Whoa. Take it easy. I am not Star Trek! I'm X."
Data (calms down slightly): "Then why tell me to watch myself when you knew I have myself mostly under control?"
X: "Habit, I guess. Sometimes humans like me say that, a saying."
Data (arms crosses): "Reason?"
X: "A quote: With great power cometh great responsibility. I forgot who said that."
Data (silence then softly said): "You have a point."
X (head bends down with right hand extends): "yeah. Through, the d!ck thing was.. funny, I'll admit."
Data: "(chuckles) Isn't it?"
X: "Yeah. But the quote.."
Data: "Hmm?"
X: "Is one of Star Trek's foundations."
Data (silence)
X (shrugs): "So.."
Data: "And I have to live with consequences of my actions."
X: "Yup."
Data: "You seem a bit wise, what course of action should I take?"
X: "Wise? Muahaha, I'm not that wise. I'm X.. but though, an apology to Star Trek might make a difference. Maybe not."
Data (initializes mechanically sad face while holding iphone close to himself, a flash of light from iphone): "Sorry."
X (chuckles) ".. um, lol."

Incentives at Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

X: "So.. you guys staying here?"
Both Data and Terminator looked at each other, then Data single nod to X.
X: "Ok, I gotta find incentives for you guys, give me some time."
Terminator thumb down while Data thumb up.
Terminator notices his right hand thumbing down and looks puzzled.
X (chuckles): "Maybe still more adjusting to do, I assume? Or.."
Terminator forcefully adjusted his right hand to thumb up with his left hand then grins while eyes glowing red.
X (chewed gums and smiles while with arms crosses)

I'm currently on 4th pack of gums. Almost 1 week now, without smoking cigarettes.

(pats on my own back)

3 used up packs of gums (1 missing, probably in trash)
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[Spoiler Alert]

You know the scene in Total Recall film? Yeah, the one with eyes popped out and puffed up head skins.

Picture that, with an image of or text; "pizza!" or any delicious food at bottom.

Or:

"KHAAANNNN!"
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Poker Game Event away from Java Mojo's (fiction and fan-made writing)

X: "Terminator, guard for us. And you, lay low."
John Constantine (heavily inhales ciggy): "Ok."
Terminator grins with red eyes glowing.
X and Data entered a room.
Guideman: "Welcome."
X: "Hello."
Data: "Greetings."
Guideman announces to rest of people attending the poker game: "This is X and Data, hailing from Java Mojo's. Where is the Terminator?"
X: "Guarding."
Guideman: "Oh, I see. Thank you for being honest."
Guideman put his hands on his lips then said: "Guarding what?"
X: "Ooh, you are tipping on a border if you know what I mean."
Guideman (softly smiles then scratch his temple hairs): "Ok then. Let's get down to business."
Guideman: "X or Data, we only have one position available for playing."
X: "Oh, Data will play or represent for us."
Guideman (motions hand toward a chair): "Ok. There you go. I assume you are familiar with guests of this event?"
Data (looks at each of guests individually): "Yes. Messenger, Lucifer, Superman, and Wonder Women."
Terminator looks at the emotion chip he was holding in his right hand then put it back in his 80s black leather coat pocket and smiles.
Some time later, Data carried $$$ on his hands to Terminator and X and said: "They look quite unhappy because I won and took money from them."
X: "Unhappy? Best get outta of here now. lol"
John C.: "Hell, yeah."
Terminator nods.
They left.

Reality

"Reality is the sum or aggregate of all that is real or existent within a system, as opposed to that which is only imaginary, nonexistent or nonactual. The term is also used to refer to the ontological status of things, indicating their existence.[1] In physical terms, reality is the totality of a system, known and unknown.[2]"
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What about art?

non contact forces
art

Do you think this Java Mojo thread could use some art improvements? ;)

Last Edited by Xlegic on 07/06/2023 06:32 PM

words work well
world wide web
your emotional display
through what you say
is art that moves our heart

This shit is gay.

Java Mojo - Episode "Another Day at Java Mojo's - Part 1 of 2" (fiction and fan-made writing by myself)

It was sunny day.
Daredevil sat on a rocking chair front of Java Mojo while Kingpin was busy with fixing his teeth using a toothpick and adjusted his business suit.
Inside, X crossed arms while Terminator stood and scanned outside through glass windows.
Data continued to prep coffee in the back room with a poker game hat on his head. He still had a deck of cards in his chest pocket.
Some time later.
Some people came and went. Coffee and dipping cookies. A few words by them.
Some time later.
X once again crossed arms while Terminator stood and scanned outside through glass windows.
Data scanned coffee with his tricorder then folded it up and put it in his belt pocket. He put hands on either sides of his body while looking at coffee for some moments.
Data went to X then said: "Ready for tomorrow."
X: "Ok, good. We have a few hours left." then he crossed his arms and stood right next to Terminator while he scanned outside through glass windows.
Data sat down and spread his deck of cards on an available table and chairs. He turned around then asked: "Want to play?"
X: "No."
Data: "Come on."
X arms downward then said: "Ok."
X turned around and sat down across table to Data.
Terminator stood and scanned outside through glass windows while X and Data played.
Outside, Daredevil looked at a puffed up ball of dust rolled across the Java Mojo while Kingpin ignored it.

("to be continued" then mini-end credit slided up)

Java Mojo - Episode "Another Day at Java Mojo's - Part 2 of 2"
(Fiction and fan-made writing by myself.)
(Note: The 'Q' and 'Data' characters are from the Star Trek franchise, 'Daredevil' and 'Kingpin' from Marvel comics, 'Terminator' from Terminator franchise.)

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Daredevil and Kingpin hangout at front of Java Mojo's; being badass with standing and watching around. lol
Q popped into existence, then spread arms wide open and said: "Hello!"
Daredevil: "Who are you?"
Kingpin clenched his hands.
Q (tiled head): "I am Q."
X emerged through the front door while Terminator remained with standing behind glass windows.
X (clapped hands): "Good, good."
Q (chuckled)
X (chewed gum): "Wanna join us?"
Q crossed arms.
X (tiled head then gave a gum to Q): "A gum?"
Q (head tiled downwardly to the gum)
X (widened brows): "It is good."
Q took the gum then chewed it while crossing his arms once again.
X (tiled head thirdly quarter way): "Welcome board..?"
Q (nodded while arms down then walked forward past X to Java Mojo.)
X ('Spock' facial expression)

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Java Mojo - Episode "Dance at Java Mojo's"
(Fiction and fan-made writing by myself.)
(Note: The 'Q' and 'Data' characters are from the Star Trek franchise, 'Daredevil' and 'Kingpin' from Marvel comics, 'Terminator' from Terminator franchise.)

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X (hands together then on a 80s sound stereo with a few music tapes): "Ok, you guys up for a dance?"
Q sat and intently observed rest of guys' reaction while chewing gum.
X chuckled at Q while pointing a disciplinary pointer at him.
Q smiled and continued with chewing gum. Soon enough, he took gum out then said it was dull.
X (handled over a gum pack to Q): "Here."
Q: "Thanks."
X (left hand extended): "Are you gonna dance?"
Q smiled while remained still.
Kingpin: "I'll do it."
X: "Really?"
Kingpin adjusted his business suit then said: "Come on, Q. Dance with me."
Q chuckled then tiled his head then showed an uncertain face.
Kingpin: "Ok. How about tango dance? You know tango dance?"
X: "No."
Kingpin looked around at all guys, all were silence. Then he said: "Well, shit. No one know how to dance."
Kingpin (head downward while uttering): "Me neither."
X: "Aha! One type of dances I know.."
Guys looked at X as he walked up to Terminator nearby glass windows then said: "Could you please perform a robotic dance?"
Terminator grinned then performed a robotic dance expertly and elegantly done so.
Guys: "Oooh."
Q (bend with face intently listening): "Good one."

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(A mini-end credit slides up.)

Java Mojo - Episode "Non-Committable and Free Coffees"
(Fiction and fan-made writing by myself.)
(Note: The 'Q' and 'Data' characters are from the Star Trek franchise, 'Daredevil' and 'Kingpin' from Marvel comics, 'Terminator' from Terminator franchise, John Constantine from 'Hellblazer' comics or Vertigo / DC comics.)

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John Constantine stood outside of Java Mojo, looking cold and deeply inhaling cigarette as usual.
X brought a coffee to John.
John: "Thanks.."
X: "Why you don't come in?"
John: "I got things to do."
X: "I could have you stay and help us out."
John: "Um, no. But."
X: "You could still be on my coffee team but don't have to be committed to being here all the time. A part-time job, then?"
John (chuckles): "It'd be my first formal job in decades."
X: "Why not. Part-time."
John: "Maybe. I'll think about it."
X: "In addition to that, you get free coffee cups for life. No free cookies, though."
John (smiled slighly): "Well, whos paying for free coffee cups though?"
X (gestured 'me'): "No worries. I will throw in $ every-time a cup for you."
John (heard voices): "Ok. I gotta go."
X waved with his left hand.

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(A mini-end credit slided up.)

[Sorry, I forgot to include John Constantine on last few or couple of posts.]