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Breaking: That Bitch Becky Ate My Freaking Yoghurt! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 393957  Canada05/10/2008 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 132975  United Kingdom05/10/2008 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 393957 Canada05/10/2008 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Becky is a slut! Quoting: Sinanju 430914Oh she's not just a slut Becky's a fricking MEGAslut. She's been with two different guys in the last month and let me tell you I did not see a ring on ANY of those fingers. Things keep going this way I think Becky's going to have a little "problem" if you know what I mean? As to the guy above you, for the reasons listed above I wouldn't touch that with a strap-on 8" rubber pole! Becky's probably got ALL KINDS of nasty diseases from her promiscuous lifestyle. Plus, she snores. I HATE YOU SO MUCH BECKY YOU BITCH |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 366726 United States05/10/2008 03:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man, I can only dream of the days that someone eating my yogurt and leaving the tv on would be able to upset me. Actually, I don't think even when I was in roomate mode that would happen, but anyway, It would be great if that was the worst shit I had to deal with. I am truly envious of your life AC. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 393957 Canada05/10/2008 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man, I can only dream of the days that someone eating my yogurt and leaving the tv on would be able to upset me. Actually, I don't think even when I was in roomate mode that would happen, but anyway, It would be great if that was the worst shit I had to deal with. I am truly envious of your life AC. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 366726We all have problems but if it makes you feel better you can blame them on Becky, she's probably partially responsible anyway (I don't know how, maybe by just being a huge bitch or something) 9/11? Becky was behind it. The mastermind. She's kinda dumb so we'll say it was a lucky shot. Chemtrails? Becky's the one flying those planes because she's such a BITCH. That cyclone in Burma? Not HAARP - BECKY! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 431044 United States05/10/2008 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Becky User ID: 425636 United States05/10/2008 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 426392 United States05/10/2008 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since you are being such a jerk about the yogurt, I might as well tell you about the other day. Remember when you ate my pussy? Well, an hour before I got fucked by two different dudes. How did their cum taste? Quoting: Becky 425636Oh my God, that was classic! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 374414 United States05/10/2008 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 393957 Canada05/10/2008 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love these Becky threads/ They really make me laugh till I have tears streaming down my face. Is this for real???? Quoting: spiritual_mistress 426396I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things, The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is BECKY, I'M A GIANT BITCH: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 374414 United States05/10/2008 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since you are being such a jerk about the yogurt, I might as well tell you about the other day. Remember when you ate my pussy? Well, an hour before I got fucked by two different dudes. How did their cum taste? Quoting: Becky 425636Meow! sounds like someone here could be suffering from a touch of mange. Cough up any fur balls lately? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 393957 Canada05/11/2008 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Spank Becky's ASS!!! User ID: 132975 United Kingdom05/11/2008 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Flied Lice User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 04:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 132975 United Kingdom05/11/2008 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That fucking bitch Becky bought up all the rice too Quoting: Anonymous Coward 132975I hear she's a big-time oil speculator, too! Oooooooooooooooooooooh, that little MINX!!! I want to spank her naughty young ass!    She forecasts earthquakes too, she can sense them when she gets wet |
| Darlene & DJ Connor User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 132975 United Kingdom05/11/2008 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everything you said about Becky is SPOT ON Quoting: Darlene & DJ Connor 431258Why, this appalling young lady, this ... this.. HOT YOUNG SLUT, seems to be capable of any enormity! She needs the kiss of leather on her bare bottom! Yes, she needs to be CORRECTED! |
| Aunt Jackie User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everything you said about Becky is SPOT ON Quoting: Anonymous Coward 132975Why, this appalling young lady, this ... this.. HOT YOUNG SLUT, seems to be capable of any enormity! She needs the kiss of leather on her bare bottom! Yes, she needs to be CORRECTED! I'm pretty sure the little bitch opened a wormhole with those scientist guys she's been fucking at CERN and figured out how to reverse engineer The I Hate George Noory thread. She was sleeping over that night, I heard the whole thing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 132975 United Kingdom05/11/2008 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everything you said about Becky is SPOT ON Quoting: Aunt Jackie 431258Why, this appalling young lady, this ... this.. HOT YOUNG SLUT, seems to be capable of any enormity! She needs the kiss of leather on her bare bottom! Yes, she needs to be CORRECTED! I'm pretty sure the little bitch opened a wormhole with those scientist guys she's been fucking at CERN and figured out how to reverse engineer The I Hate George Noory thread. She was sleeping over that night, I heard the whole thing. You're probably right, Aunt Jackie. I'm not one for rumour-mongering, but I heard on the best of authority that the minx is "putting out" (as Americans say) for Billy-Joe Jim-Bob Klintoon! Yes, she sucks on that bent little knob hard enough to draw a golfball through a garden-hose! I'm going to limber up my spanking strap! |
| Dan & Roseanne User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everything you said about Becky is SPOT ON Quoting: Anonymous Coward 132975Why, this appalling young lady, this ... this.. HOT YOUNG SLUT, seems to be capable of any enormity! She needs the kiss of leather on her bare bottom! Yes, she needs to be CORRECTED! I'm pretty sure the little bitch opened a wormhole with those scientist guys she's been fucking at CERN and figured out how to reverse engineer The I Hate George Noory thread. She was sleeping over that night, I heard the whole thing. You're probably right, Aunt Jackie. I'm not one for rumour-mongering, but I heard on the best of authority that the minx is "putting out" (as Americans say) for Billy-Joe Jim-Bob Klintoon! Yes, she sucks on that bent little knob hard enough to draw a golfball through a garden-hose! I'm going to limber up my spanking strap! YOU LEAVE NOW! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR! YOU SCARE MY WIFE!  |
| Irdooomed
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| *Vishuz
User ID: 430398 United States05/11/2008 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Screw the yogurt, pass the milkshake. The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/ The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/ The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/ Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/ Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/ |
| Becky Breyer User ID: 431258 United States05/11/2008 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
