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If Elected President, Pence Promises To Send Daughters To Fight In Ukraine - enjoy the satire

 
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I must like my dog better than Pence and Penn like their children.
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ohh they like em
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Poor daughters
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Easy to say, because he has a snowballs chance in hell :)
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yah that's even worse. you know people will believe it & yet you post it as real news.
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If you believe it, even after I just said it's satire, then you're the problem.
:fullretard:

Here, let me help you out...
Definition Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Pence and Penn sure do like to volunteer our sons and daughters as pawns for Ukraine. Maybe they need to put some of their own skin in the game.
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yah you're not that clever
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Clever? More like pissed off. I've lost several fellow service members due to these countless bullshit, globalist agenda, for profit wars. Humor is just one of the ways I decompress. It's seriously not funny though and these war mongers never put any of their skin (their loved ones) in these wars.
 Quoting: ElleMira


outrage farming is more like it. get people mad at fake news. when you're really just pissed off and psyoping everyone for some dopamine hit. taking advantage of people's emotions with fake news too. you're no different than the lying msm.
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TO STOP THE MANKIND FROM REPLENISHING THE EARTH

THE WOMEN HAVE TO DIE

THANK YOU MIKE PENCE FOR YOUR SERVICE IN THE WORLD AKA SATAN'S KINGDOM

HIS GOAL IS TO KILL ALL OF MANKIND FOR SATAN

SO

SATAN CAN INHERIT THE EARTH FOR HIMSELF

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING

MIKEY

YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ONE SHOT

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS IN THE WORLD AKA SATAN'S KINGDOM
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Pence knows that he will never be elected president.

He knows that the FIX is in and that Biden will win.

He also knows that the democrats will replace Biden with
Michele Obama prior to the inauguration and he doesn't care.
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lmao why do you want her as president
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What makes you think I want that thing to be president?
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she rents space in your brain, & now you think she will be the president lmfao not my fault.
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If you believe it, even after I just said it's satire, then you're the problem.
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Definition Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Pence and Penn sure do like to volunteer our sons and daughters as pawns for Ukraine. Maybe they need to put some of their own skin in the game.
 Quoting: ElleMira


yah you're not that clever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


Clever? More like pissed off. I've lost several fellow service members due to these countless bullshit, globalist agenda, for profit wars. Humor is just one of the ways I decompress. It's seriously not funny though and these war mongers never put any of their skin (their loved ones) in these wars.
 Quoting: ElleMira


outrage farming is more like it. get people mad at fake news. when you're really just pissed off and psyoping everyone for some dopamine hit. taking advantage of people's emotions with fake news too. you're no different than the lying msm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


You are projecting your own shortcomings. You obviously don't me and have profiled me all wrong.
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yah you're not that clever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


Clever? More like pissed off. I've lost several fellow service members due to these countless bullshit, globalist agenda, for profit wars. Humor is just one of the ways I decompress. It's seriously not funny though and these war mongers never put any of their skin (their loved ones) in these wars.
 Quoting: ElleMira


outrage farming is more like it. get people mad at fake news. when you're really just pissed off and psyoping everyone for some dopamine hit. taking advantage of people's emotions with fake news too. you're no different than the lying msm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


You are projecting your own shortcomings. You obviously don't me and have profiled me all wrong.
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Nope, you spend your time writing fake news articles to make yourself feel better, your words.
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Since when does a parent have lordship and control over adult children? Are these children slaves or something? Why doesn’t Pence and Penn take their own a$$es over there instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83948385


Yep and take all the illegal migrant men with them too since they want these unemployed military aged men flooding us in the West. Most of these migrants are young men of military age and look in pretty good shape. Why not send them over to fight. They sure like committing a lot violent crime as it is. They wouldn't be such pussies on the battlefield like our own diabetic overweight asthmatic non-binary rainbow haired kids who harp constantly on about pronouns and micro aggressions. To sweeten the deal the migrants who survive get citizenship.
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Since when does a parent have lordship and control over adult children? Are these children slaves or something? Why doesn’t Pence and Penn take their own a$$es over there instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83948385


Yep and take all the illegal migrant men with them too since they want these unemployed military aged men flooding us in the West. Most of these migrants are young men of military age and look in pretty good shape. Why not send them over to fight. They sure like committing a lot violent crime as it is. They wouldn't be such pussies on the battlefield like our own diabetic overweight asthmatic non-binary rainbow haired kids who harp constantly on about pronouns and micro aggressions. To sweeten the deal the migrants who survive get citizenship.
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"illegal migrant men"

lmao
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Clever? More like pissed off. I've lost several fellow service members due to these countless bullshit, globalist agenda, for profit wars. Humor is just one of the ways I decompress. It's seriously not funny though and these war mongers never put any of their skin (their loved ones) in these wars.
 Quoting: ElleMira


outrage farming is more like it. get people mad at fake news. when you're really just pissed off and psyoping everyone for some dopamine hit. taking advantage of people's emotions with fake news too. you're no different than the lying msm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


You are projecting your own shortcomings. You obviously don't me and have profiled me all wrong.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Nope, you spend your time writing fake news articles to make yourself feel better, your words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85085117


It's satire and it shines a light on absurdity - not my problem if you lack the ability to recognize it.
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Since when does a parent have lordship and control over adult children? Are these children slaves or something? Why doesn’t Pence and Penn take their own a$$es over there instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83948385


Yep and take all the illegal migrant men with them too since they want these unemployed military aged men flooding us in the West. Most of these migrants are young men of military age and look in pretty good shape. Why not send them over to fight. They sure like committing a lot violent crime as it is. They wouldn't be such pussies on the battlefield like our own diabetic overweight asthmatic non-binary rainbow haired kids who harp constantly on about pronouns and micro aggressions. To sweeten the deal the migrants who survive get citizenship.
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"illegal migrant men"

lmao
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Well what do you suggest I call them the undocumented. 1dunno1
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It is kind of interesting what Pence is doing right now.
If you know, it is kind of HILARIOUS
(like - Thats not my problem Tucker)
And he does it all with such a straight face.


Last Edited by Buzzcheeze on 09/18/2023 10:44 AM
"TRUMP WON"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
'My ego is smaller than yours
Why is abbreviation such a long word
“When seconds MATTER, cops are only minutes away
"Cut out a man's tongue and you dont prove him a liar. It just proves you fear what he has to say"
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All I see is a goon who imagines he is royalty.
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If Elected President, Pence Promises To Send Daughters To Fight In Ukraine

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War Porn News by Shirley McShill

In a stunning and brave move, Mike Pence vowed to send his daughters, Audrey Pence and Charlotte Pence Bond, to the front lines of Ukraine to fight the Russians if he is elected President. Earlier this year, Sean Penn made similar declarations that his son Hopper and daughter Dylan would enlist in the war for Ukraine.
Audrey and Charlotte could not be reached for comment.

Thread: Mike Pence: "If Ukraine doesn’t defeat Russia...Americans will have to die for Ukraine”

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 Quoting: ElleMira


I hate him even more now. 5*
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What a piece of shit!
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It is kind of interesting what Pence is doing right now.
If you know, it is kind of HILARIOUS
(like - Thats not my problem Tucker)
And he does it all with such a straight face.

 Quoting: Buzzcheeze


I bet next he says
he is going to send your Mothers and Grandma,s
to fight Ukraine

"TRUMP WON"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
'My ego is smaller than yours
Why is abbreviation such a long word
“When seconds MATTER, cops are only minutes away
"Cut out a man's tongue and you dont prove him a liar. It just proves you fear what he has to say"
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It is kind of interesting what Pence is doing right now.
If you know, it is kind of HILARIOUS
(like - Thats not my problem Tucker)
And he does it all with such a straight face.

 Quoting: Buzzcheeze


I bet next he says
he is going to send your Mothers and Grandma,s
to fight Ukraine

 Quoting: Buzzcheeze


Hell
Might as well include your little CHILDREN


Last Edited by Buzzcheeze on 09/18/2023 10:55 AM
"TRUMP WON"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
'My ego is smaller than yours
Why is abbreviation such a long word
“When seconds MATTER, cops are only minutes away
"Cut out a man's tongue and you dont prove him a liar. It just proves you fear what he has to say"
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How pathetic.
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If Elected President, Pence Promises To Send Daughters To Fight In Ukraine

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War Porn News by Shirley McShill

In a stunning and brave move, Mike Pence vowed to send his daughters, Audrey Pence and Charlotte Pence Bond, to the front lines of Ukraine to fight the Russians if he is elected President. Earlier this year, Sean Penn made similar declarations that his son Hopper and daughter Dylan would enlist in the war for Ukraine.
Audrey and Charlotte could not be reached for comment.

Thread: Mike Pence: "If Ukraine doesn’t defeat Russia...Americans will have to die for Ukraine”

 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal

 Quoting: ElleMira


Any man who goes to fight a war after 2023 is a fucking sheep fuck these banker cunts
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Since when does a parent have lordship and control over adult children? Are these children slaves or something? Why doesn’t Pence and Penn take their own a$$es over there instead?
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I was thinking that too.
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Pence. It's on his name. Y'all ain't caught on yet?
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Send 'em to Russell Brand. he'll break 'em in.
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Well then, Mr”I’m not concerned” can get his RHINO TRAITOR female progeny to the front line himself

And preferably stay there with them
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Truly evil.

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Well then, Mr”I’m not concerned” can get his RHINO TRAITOR female progeny to the front line himself

And preferably stay there with them
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I prefer "evil spawn" to "progeny".

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They'll deploy for 24 hours with no gear only cash. Photo opps will be from a safe recording studio.
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Imagine his wife having to look at that cold robotic demonic face while he is mounting her.
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