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Strange Jog Today

 
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11/07/2023 02:58 PM
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I live in ohio, and we've had some unusual warm weather.

it hit 70 today. so like I do on a lot of Tuesdays when the weather is good, I decided to go out and do a nice cross country run.

so I'm running through the big county park, which has about 3000 acres and then a lot of undeveloped stuff around it.

I'm in about 4 and I'm warmed up the day is prefect so I'm cruising pretty good. All of a sudden, I notice this other jogger who came out of nowhere and caught up to me... I look and it is a huge freakin' bigfoot. Now I don't know what to do, but I try to pick up my pace and man, he is stride for stride with me and he is not even breathing hard, and then I realize that there are two other Big foot are coming up behind us, and I think....OH NO...so I just bust out running as fast as I can and damn if these three Big Foot just don't match me stride for stride, running like it's nothing and I don't know what to do.

Well...it's only about another 400 feet and I'm pretty much out of sprint at that point and I just stop and bend over cause I'm breathing so hard and my heart is pounding and I think I'm gonna' puke.

Well these three assholes just kind of laugh, and I think one called me a pussy....and then they just kept running over a hill and were gone.
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11/07/2023 02:59 PM
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Re: Strange Jog Today
Did you wear your work boots?
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11/07/2023 03:01 PM
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Did you wear your work boots?
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heck no. Italian running shoes with an extra high drop.
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11/07/2023 03:02 PM
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11/07/2023 03:03 PM
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I wouldn't worry, that's amazing, OP, for 70 !
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11/07/2023 03:04 PM
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I couldn't do that at 61 it dies no good to run from them. Just stand there and pray IAUE's name looking right at them
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11/07/2023 03:05 PM
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Nobody cares if you are having afternoon male on male trysts. No need to make up a story about what happened to your time.
I don’t care about your pronouns.
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11/07/2023 03:05 PM
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It does no good to run from them...stand your ground and call on IAUE
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11/07/2023 03:06 PM

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I braced when you said you stopped and bent over.
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11/07/2023 03:13 PM
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Did you wear your work boots?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80740703


heck no. Italian running shoes with an extra high drop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85206329


Were you wearing Ron DeSantis stacks?
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11/07/2023 03:16 PM
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Re: Strange Jog Today
hmmm, they are getting more social and display a sense of humor
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11/07/2023 03:19 PM
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Re: Strange Jog Today
Its kind of pathetic and sad, but I am trying to patiently understand.

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11/07/2023 03:24 PM
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bearnado
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11/07/2023 03:27 PM

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bearnado
 Quoting: led_Dis_Spencer


Agreed


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11/07/2023 03:29 PM

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Suoer Jogger..

Bobby Bear..
Irony is a practice that cannot be perfected..

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Super*..
Irony is a practice that cannot be perfected..

mouse..
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Nobody cares if you are having afternoon male on male trysts. No need to make up a story about what happened to your time.
 Quoting: Pabamus V


^ Why do these guys always homosexual projection...you don't fool anyone. It's your mind that is going there, not ours.
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I braced when you said you stopped and bent over.
 Quoting: Avenger1


if you ever had to run a hard sprint in your life, you would understand, Chad.
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Re: Strange Jog Today
Did you wear your work boots?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80740703


heck no. Italian running shoes with an extra high drop.
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Were you wearing Ron DeSantis stacks?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86495456


they were big foot. not lil' Rons.





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