I know stuff AMA

I will tell you something Chow. Majority of people on this planet would littery vomit and be sick to their stomach if they were in my boots.

The rest would have a field day slaughtering their enemies.

Fucking LOL.
I had pizza last night but I thought if I mention that on GLP, people might get the wrong idea.
Meatlovers with BBQ sauce thin and Crispy.

Guess what I'm having for breakfast bro?

You know Chow. It's easy to spot those weird people on GLP.

You know what I'm saying?

People talking about eating cats in code.

let me think this through before replying.

10 - 15 mins.

Sure. I need to get some coffee.

Be about 10-15.

I just figured out whom I am talking with.

you know things may go smoother if you'd just say what you want from folks.

If I like you, and I respect you, I will follow your wish's.

How the fuck can folks tow the line, when the line is not shown?

wtf man


have you ben drinking?


OK...pizza.


Why teeze old Mr Chow with a stone fired hand made pizza?

wow.

must be nice to have a pizza oven that mimics the best Italian pizza shacks, with folks who with a few machines can POP out a pie at will.

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to teeze me like this you must really hate me...

I know exactly what you have had for breakfast.


why cant we just be friends?

what happened here?

seriopusly?

We are friends. It's just a fear thing that would make you doubt that.
How about this. I will stay in my lane, and you make the line whatever you want.
From time to time I'll stir some shit up but this is your wheelhouse more than mine.

I think whats the worst for me is the missed opportunities.

Man. I seen you talk many times. I like you, I agree with you.

Even when some twat talks you down. Im there, backing you up.


what do I get when I start talking in a thread like this?



you cant stop me 100%, why not lay the rules out, then Ill says..

Yes OK, I can agree to that.

or

No man Thats fucked I cant agree see ya.

I dont want yor GF's I have enough of my own.



I use a resource? you on tight wires? I said Id send $ to cover myself Off.

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Mom and Dad splitting up, she tells me that dear Father is taking the kids bed and bedroom suite.

Ill pick you guys up tonight Ill have the enclosed car hauler, we can go to the Brick and you can pick out what you want ok.

things like that are not fair to the kid...I need to step in and try making it better.


what type of slop is that you cll breakfast?

is that what they call "grits"?

fucker!!!

I usually don't eat breakfast. Since I have leftover dinner, I had the breakfast of champions.
Unortunatly it's not good for me to receive charity unless it's a sort of miracle.
If I were to accept your offer, my wife would get jealous.
In Australia breakfast is usually toast or cereal.
Usually. Unlike the western culture, lingo is very diverse here because our culture is diverse.

I mean America is very dumb if you collectively put all the people together. They kill each other over the spelling of a word let a lone the meaning of it.

Ill wont tell your blue names to fuck a dog any more OK?

Ill ask - Dear user can I talk with you in this thread?

ill send $$$$$ to you via money order.



ill cook my own pies.


now I need some help.



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Tonight we are going to Joolios on Whyte.

It is a bit of a wild area on Sat night.


someone thought my clothes were fucked. Maybe they are right.

old shit, dual use...hook up a horse trailer or go to the mall? works both ways.

so they got me some clothes from that fucking APP that measures everything but your rod.

should I risk wearing new things,

should I down dress a bit and save them...just in case.



someone told Mr Chow that 47cide and his crew were coming down to Joolios to beat Mr Chow up...lol

I love this shit, but cant runin new clothes or I will be in pain here.

go middle of the road?

I think Im just doing Levi Jeans and. new Racing T-shirt


can you please hook my cell phone back up?

lol

Thank you.

Can you pass the vegimite pls.

I like to wear things I like. My wife says I don't colour coordinate but most of the time I wear what's easy and comfortable.
I've been going to the shops in my boxer shorts lately, because I can lol
If woman can walk around with virtually nothing on, so can I right.
Haven't been arrested yet :)

The middle road is boring and each lane has got speed limits and obstacles.
You can't have a fast car on the road, but you can get rides with people who have fast cars, because they have got the training to drive crazy and safe.

My advice Chow. Wear something eye catching. Tonight, you are the man.

Dance like your Michael Jackson, drink like your Andre the giant but importantly, make fun of yourself while doing it.
Humble pie is the best.

Chow, what does your heaven look like?

Incredible insight you have. your so good at it, some may think you are not real.


then I seen you help all those down trodden folks. When you didnt have to, and there was nothing for you to gain.

Thats when you won me over.



This is hard man.


i have folks who have put 121% for me

and I came up short for them


I let other things become more important then them

i spread myself all over the place, then was invisible where it mattered.

ive lost things now I cant replace easily.

im in heaven here, but it can be hell if I let myself think things too much.

id like to save everyone, and id really like to save myself.

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Golden To Revelstoke can be a very very fast trip, and if you are at all scared of dying, or not confident in your "handler"

Ive done it in 57 mins. Summer of course.


I dont want to die, so youll probably be OK.

you have what? 11 airbags over there ffs.lol

lets hurry Im super hungry

Don't be afraid of death.
People go where their living thoughts take them.
It's always good to die well.
Living is hard. Very hard.
But that's only on this planet.

This planet is beautiful, but it's a wild jungle with many predators.
Be the Apex of your dreams.

I seen your mama walking out the county market
And I stop to ask her how she's been
And said she's missing you, and tried to go convincing you
Not to settle down with him
She ain't wrong, the whole town knows it
You had a bed of roses, but girl, you couldn't walk that line
You can act like you're doin' fine



Her moma cried when I spoke with her. It was hard for me to hold back my tears.


eveyone looks... like they know too.



i sing a lot. All the time, everywhere.

I can sing this, and when I do, there are girls who think IM singing it for them.

i dont have the balls or heart to tell them the truth.

Give it time Chow.
I like to make people sweat a bit.
Mums are legendary regardless.
It's my turn to use the metaphoric wooden spoon now.
When I make a point, I ram it so far home it stands on its own

OK it's done.

Welcome back to the thread that quite simply has it all.
I welcome your stars, flags and whatever rewards good karma brings.

Hello God.

Did the kids behaved while I was gone?

Not really.
What can you do except clean up after them.

My Nannas doing well though.

Yeah. What can you do..

Keep going.

Goodnight ye.

Man I just realised I need to get some weed.

You can say that five times.

Man. It is really getting interesting lately. I don't know if you picked up on it, it's like a tide of honesty has sprung out.

uhhh anyhow.

Theres this really cool lady in another thread, and she is kinda wondering (in a nice way) who the fuck are you Chow?

If she comes in here asking questions...

Just tell her the truth.


awesome thread.


this could be a legend thread. Its got that make up and character all them had early on.

I will be honest if people come here asking about you.
You want me to scale it back to your a top bloke so she doesn't freak out?

oh no no


no cream or sugar...totally straight up.


i dont think she is the freak out type, isnt that nice for a change?

OK I'll be straight up.
I'm not sure why she would come here and ask me. It should be obvious you are more than meets the eye.

Thanks man. I think....lol

After all it is advertised as AMA

what?


you know something?

lol


I may have been imafging she likes me.

I am not sure she even knows whats going omn

lol

wow. Someoenes caught my eye, i thought she had the hots for me.

i might have imagined this.

I dont even think she has noticed me

hahahah!!!!


thats bizzare, I got to get off here mate