How to make money as a "Conservative" grifter

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As a conservative, why won't you start selling custom special edition Bibles?

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I will. A $1000 dollar value that can be yours for the very low price of just $49.99

It'll be the best Bible you've ever owned. I guarantee it!

Mike Swindell

Can't believe the bleunames are ignoring this thread!

The trunpcucks can sense the comedy is so overwhelming that if they tried to respond they'd get their lips ripped off and shoved back up their worthless arses.

And even Jesus would approve.

Become a life long politician.

For women:

Erase all of your previous Anti-Trump posts.

Pick up any AR platform gun. Take pics of yourself with AR.

Post a few "sexy pics"

Wear an FJB necklace. Go to texas and Nashville. take pics of yourself there.

Praise israel.



For black men:

Wear cowboy hat. Try to lose as much ebonic speech impediment as possible. Say anything remotely conservative and the white simps will fall in love with the idea of a black man believing in the same ideals as you!

For White Men:

Get fucktard tattoos all over your face and body. Become a Wigger Rapper. Sing about "Muh Paytriotism" Get the tard followers to post your click-bait for free on sites like this! $$$


Watch all Da $green$ roll in from the fox News watching, shill Hannity listening recliner chair crowd.

Now that's winning!

G_d bless Donald Trump and the sacred jews of Holy Israel!

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