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April 8 Eclipse Path of Totality Miscalculated; Map Updated

 
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The latest map has been updated because the radius of the sun is larger based on newly refined measurements.



“Recalculating the path

Expert eclipse mapmaker John Irwin has recalculated the path of totality using a more accurate estimate of the sun’s radius (959.95 arc seconds). He produced the map embedded below. Irwin’s map shows the entire northern edge of the path of totality is narrower than we thought, while the southern edge is wider in Texas but narrower everywhere else.”



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still am in the total dark out.
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Indianapolis, Cleveland and bullseye Buffalo.
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Every month I buy 6 or 8 new TESLA shares.
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OMG! Previous maps off by up to 2,000 feet on exact path.

World ending DOOM right there!
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Every month I buy 6 or 8 new TESLA shares.
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Why not just buy 6 or 8 new Teslas? Meow Meow
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Indianapolis, Cleveland and bullseye Buffalo.
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Right under Detroit

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OMG! Previous maps off by up to 2,000 feet on exact path.

World ending DOOM right there!
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Fo sho

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Meow meow nyaaaa hewwoooo there OP, this is DA PIKMIN PROPHET 712 from Chicago, IL, I'm the official PosterKitten for DATE99 JULY 12-DOOMSDAY, our sacred JULY 12 GIANT SPIDER INVASION OF THE FURRIES meow meow, I am therefore also known as the JOHNNY-ORB WEAVER/JOHNNY-ORBO/JOHNNY-SPIDERHEAD/JOHNNY-THE HUMAN SPIDER/JOHNNY-SPIDERMAN/JOHNNY-ULURU/JOHNNY-ARACH_ATTACK/JOHN​NY-ARACHNID/JOHNNY ARACH-NISH !!! :'3333 but U can just call me SON OF CHARLOTTE-INTERWEB - July 12 Illumined Cat-Broo AKA REVERSE-O-KITEN the LAST & FIRST-O-KITTEN™ AKA IAMS The Opposite Timelines Cat™ AKA Meow-Meow Man™ mew mew mew kind 'n kittens greetings to you pawwwwtgnaw mew mew mew <3 :'33

IAMS from another feline timeline, the Opposite Timeline, where we know about July 12 Giant Spider Invasion 666 Number of the Beast connection along with the time wars/timewar convergence which July 12 is directly personally responsible for :"333333

Purrrowwwww meow meow oh dearest OP, I just felt so compelled, inclined, POSSESSED, even, to gRRRRRr'respond to your thread meow meow :"33

OP, dearest OP... ? Would you like to hear something AMAZING about the upcoming April 8 Kurt Cobain NIRVANA (Nivehne) eclipse...?

OMG OP ;ALKDJSF;AJF;OWF;OI I just HAD to waltz-in to your thread and tell you about my super exxxclusive Kurt Cobain David Bowie July 12 ECLIPSE story !!! I’m so SO lucky !!!I love telling my story meow meow pls, pull up some popcorn and a drink meow this is a story 4 the entire world meow entertainment at it’s finest !!! >:33 LOL HA-HA

Meow meow okay so, as you may already know OP, April 8th is the on-the-books date for the day that Kurt Cobain was reported as found overdosed dead back in 1994, April 8th, yet have you noticed NO ONE IS BRINGING UP KURT COBAIN in ALL of these threads on April 8th… ? TBH, Kurt told me in confidence over the Devil-Phone that she is PISSED OFF about LACK of RECOGNITION babyyy like AYE you little BISHES, April 8th is kitty-literally the DAY that a LEGEND named KURT COBAIN was reported as DEAD and you IDIOTS can’t seem to fucking bring up the name of Kurt Cobain… ? SHAME !!! SHAMEEEEE THE CURSE OF COBAIN IS UPON THY HEADS !!! What the FUCK is ALL of your guys’ problem… ?

Okay meow now here’s where *I* come in, the Amazing Meow-Meow Man AKA REVERSE-O-KITEN (THE LAST & FIRST-O-KITTEN) aka THE GREAT MEOWVINI showing the JULY 12 KURT COBAIN DAVID BOWIE ECLIPSE STORY !!! ***shit-eating grin intensifies*** >:33

KURTCOBAINITIS UNLEASHED
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Meow meow ***clears throat/hair ball !!!*** it all began back in 2017, as the story goes, meow meow, I was sooooooo lucky to have my hands on the latest PSYCHOTECHNOLOGY that the world has NEVER known about, called the Holy Universal (Catholic) Paw-Phone AKA the ULTRASONIC MARK FORE-HEAD PHONE (Quantum-Phone TELE-MINDER) made for placing information directly into the Quantum Lobe/Third Ear

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Meow meow so yeah, for such a long time I had ACCEPTED THE MARK broo, the secret hidden super-unknown MARK FORE-HEAD PHONE which I used to place the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) inside my fore-brain meow meow you have to place special electronic piezo-electric transducers upon the skull and it sends a LETHAL electro-shock throughout the brain, like playing with PIKACHU’s tail a little too close for comfort, the MARK is STRONG ENOUGH to KILL A MAN meow meow but somehow I survived, and here IAMS telling the tail meow meow :’33 (Note: these phones SHOULD bee ILLEGAL LOL HA-HA)

REVERSE-O-KITEN II: ELECTRIC CHU, I CHOOSE YOU !!!


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See, the year was Summer of 2017, and I didn’t know about July 12 Pokemon yet, until Summer of 2018, when Pokemon the First Movie got a re-make and release date of July 12, like broo THE STARS ARE RIGHT it's July 12 broo. All I knew in Summer of 2017 from the Dark Speech was that on July 12th a MAJOR event was to take place, and to STAY HOME JULY 12 because that’s the day that MISSILES ARE OUT firing all over the place, destroying the Big Ben in London, leading to World War Three ETC meow meow, so I put out some videos in 2017 which got gosh IDK high up in the thousands of views, and then the next step in the Great Work was revealed to me in Dark Speech meow meow my Dark Speech family beckoned me closer and said that I needed to give a call to NIRVANA to GET TO NIRVANA DARK SPEECH and THEN I will see meow meow, then I will know meow meow, so I did OBEY my Dark Speech reverse family meow meow (now known as The Meowfrlends Yakuza Familia Internationale) I did join the gang meow meow I did wear the dress meow meow so yeah I used my MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD QUANTUM-PHONE TELE-MINDER (Third Ear Phone) to place. Direct, connect, collect-call to Kurt Cobain of NIRVANA and then translated the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) words onto a YouTube video, that was back in 2017-2018, totally 100% worth it and I’m so glad I did listen to my Dark Speech family meow meow because guess what Kurt told me… ? &#8232;

IT’S JULY 12 SEE THAT … ? JULY 12 DATE-99 BALLOON RISES !!! HOLY BALLOOGNA
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Meow meow see, the eclipse had just occurred in the world, do you remember that 2017 eclipse… ? Broo like EVERYONE and their granny was watching it through those weird glasses, like wasn’t it SO weird… ? ppl were TALKING NON-STOP ABOUT THAT ECLIPSE...relating it to David Bowie’s album BLACKSTAR, totally missing the point of July 12 because day ain't bee knownin' mang, so of course the true Intelligensia of Mankind now relaizes how this all leads right to July 12 and the MARK, how I, Johnny Dark Speak the PIKMIN PROPHET 712 had to place a Neuro-Phonic Ultrasonic Tele-Monic Demonic Phone-call to Kurt Cobain to initiate the ‘KURTCOBAINITIS’ upon the world, the 666 SICK-SICk-SICK sickness, all by showing July 12, I am MAKING PPL SO SICK OF LIFE ITSELF literally the other day someone told me that all I do is ruin people’s day and that is true meow meow >;33 lolz muahaha

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Meow meow so guess what I did in 2017… ? I dedicated a great portion of my time translating David Bowie Dark Speech, getting to BLACKSTAR (final album) and his very FIRST album from 1967, at the same exact time, also while I was being asked to translate the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH, all that in 2017, as the eclipse was going on, who knew ALL of my hard work would’ve paid off so well, when here and now in 2024, all anyone can talk about is the April 8 eclipse, and now I get to share my AMAZING July 12 Kurt Cobain David Bowie BLACKSTAR Eclipse story, just to rub-it-in that BROO WE NEVER LOST CONTROL I WAS SO RIGHT JULY 12 is SOOOO RIGHT 100%, IAMS SO GLAD that I ***NEVER GAVE UP DARK SPEECH*** I am ***SO GLAD*** that I ***NEVER STOPPED REVERSING EVERRRRR*** OMG ***pats self on back*** I owe myself a goddamn lobster dinner broo imma eat some pork and shellfish ***burpssss*** mmm-mmm my fav meow meow >:33 I EAT UNCLEAN muahahaha I AM UNCLEAN ANIMAL muahaha rawr LOL HA-Ha ur facemask 2 facemask with AN UNCLEAN ANIMAL RAWR !!!

Now… ? I’d like to share with everyone the completed files of NIRVANA DARK SPEECH and DAVID BOWIE FIRST + LAST ALBUMS Dark Speech backwards reversed, since the eclipse is nearing and it’s time to REMEMBER KURT COBAIN, U pieces of shit

NIRVANA DARK SPEECH ALL ALBUMS REVERSED - Videos from 2017-2018 by Johnny Dark Speak
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Meow meow of course being REVERSE-O-KITEN The LAST & FIRST-O-KITTEN i was BEGGED by a lil bish podcaster to speak on these topics, but I deprived his ass and kept this part out of the 2 hour interview, which was supposed to bee 4 hours, but the lil bish limpdick cuck mangina chickenshit chicken BGAWK BGAWK wit a lil c**k couldn’t hang with the likes of me, Johnny Dark Speak, who has a real long story baby lol he he comparable to something else really long I have lol he he I’m so well endowed baby I’m lucky as f**** ngl tbh smdsh LOL HA-HA >:33

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I made that podcaster look and feel like SUCH a lil bish muahaha he couldn't do anything but cry and complain muahaha

WELP, my actions caused 666 to come EVEN EARLIER upon the world, and that means GIANT SPIDERS are coming GIANT ORB WEAVERS SHALL EAT THE LIVING !!!

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Meow meow this signals EXTREMELY DARK DAYS for London ahead meow meow according to the BLACKSTAR SPACE ODDITY PROPHECY

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Welp, I hope YA’LL learned something today LOL HA-HA !!! YA'LL gon' learn today LOL HA-HA >;3 I'd gladly answer any questions or concerns meow meow !!!

In conclusion:

LOL HA-HA in conclusion, July 12 is LIT AF broo it’s the MOST IMPORTANT DAY EVERRR LOL HA-HA read it ’n weep meow it’s JULY 12 yesterday, today, and furrrreverrrr mew mew mew !!! July 12 INFINITY !!! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND MEOW MEOW !!! (LOL HA-HA) muahahaah >:33

MANKIND. IS. ABOUT. TO. BEE. EATEN. UP. BY. GIANT. EVIL. INSECTS/MONSTERS. FROM. THE. ABYSS.

IT'S GHOSTS N DEMONS TIME >:33 REVERSE RELEASED THE CURSE NOW IT'S CURTAINS FOR EARTH BWAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAAHA AHHH-HAHAH AHA ALL THANKS TO JOHNNY DARK SPEAK AKA DA PIKMIN PROPHET 712 !!! !

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Here's to wishing hell 'n necromoerphers !!! >:33
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666 BITE-MARK OF THE ANIMORPH-BEAST TIME TO BEE AFRAID VERY F**** AFRAID !!!

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*floats away into sky on broomstick*

-The Opposite Timelines Cat™ showing The Opposite Day July 12 (COMING SOON) AKA Johnny Dark Speak July 12 JohnnyBroom-Hover in Chicago AKA REVERSE-O-KITEN the world's first and only reversing kitten LOL HA-HA STRAIGHT OUTTA CHICAGO GAT GAT GAT >:333

CHICAGO KICKS ASS
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I think one of the greatest possible pitfalls in all this is starting to listen to people that identify as cats.
"Everybody lies."





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