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It is the original form of Christianity. To my protestant brothers and sisters, I hear you and understand your gripes about Catholicism. But you cannot defeat the truths that stare in your face about Christ's true intention for His church when he ascended into Heaven.

Drop your ego and begin slow. Read about what Catholicism is what it is not. If you want the simplest form of Christianity, then stay protestant (baptist, presbyterian, lutheran, evangelical, Pentecost, seventh day adventist, mormon, etc.). All of these have their own "truths", but there is only 1- Catholicism.

1. A Protestant must answer this question: Either the eucharist during catholic mass ------------------IS----------------------- the body and blood of Christ or it is not. If it is, then where are every day if not taking our precious Lord's body and blood in mass? This invalidates your protestant's sermon. If it is not, then all catholics around the world are deluded, in which care you are simply siding with all the agnostics and atheists in the world laughing at our Catholic. faith.

I am Catholic. Some of the nicest, most moral people I know in this world are protestant. I cannot ask a 70 year old faithful protestant mom to convert to catholicism and explain to her that her version of Christianity is a rebellion. That's dumb and I would imagine Christ thinks so too.

But if you are protestant, think of it like a meal. it is like standing up eating Mamwichiches, potato chips, and fruit. punch in plastic cups on paper plates your whole life. If you are catholic, then you are dressed formally, sat in a beautiful building and served the most precious, most rare, most. tenderly cared-for cuisine every known to man on the most precious, rarest of cutlery and linen white napkins, over the most wondrous, mystical music every sung, all while you investigate yourself, your lowly self, dressed in rags, unworthy of such a meal, such an event as this, guilty of sin.

This is the guilt Catholics feel. It is by faith AND works. You must BEHAVE in a manner worthy of this meal, every day, every time. The Catholic faith is the harder version (if you can cal it a "version", since there were never meant to be "versions" of Christianity). We have to believe, repent, confess, and abide by and submit to the will of God. I wish is was as simple as just believing. Christ gave us every possible way of staying the course with Him throughout our lives through the mass, prayer and confession.

Next Sunday is Divine Mercy Sunday. All sins confessed at church are forgiven.
Repent and believe in the Gospel. If you're in a position of doubt in your Christian faith, then please consider what Catholics know through and through - we are the faith. Catholics don't evangelize because we're too busy working on our own salvation with fear and trembling. We're not confident because we are fallen humans and always will be. This is why you rarely see posts like this. Or direct, pointed assaults on Protestantism by Catholics: We're constantly in a state of sin against the unfathomable ocean of grace by Jesus Christ. But the opposite is often true - Protestants try to "evangelize" Catholics because they don't know what they don't know.

ps. I was raised Protestant, became agnostic, turned atheist, then converted to Catholicism. I know

Peace.
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The original form of Christianity is Zoroastrianism, where two of the 33 paths to heaven involved incest.
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I think I will make a cheese sandwich instead.
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This thread makes me hard.

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Jesus Christ is the name of God.
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not today, satan.
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if one actually READS the New Testament for themself - it is VERY easy to tell that the catholic religion is NOT what Christ taught
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if one actually READS the New Testament for themself - it is VERY easy to tell that the catholic religion is NOT what Christ taught
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Catholics rely on the magisterium, the teaching authority of Church, not on individual Biblical interpretations, hence proving my point about why there are so many protestant "truths".
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if one actually READS the New Testament for themself - it is VERY easy to tell that the catholic religion is NOT what Christ taught
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Catholics rely on the magisterium, the teaching authority of Church, not on individual Biblical interpretations, hence proving my point about why there are so many protestant "truths".
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I wouldn't rely on what perverts teach, no thank you.
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The Catholic church is an evil organization. A den of parasitic, pedophilic vampires.
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The Catholic church is an evil organization. A den of parasitic, pedophilic vampires.
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thanks to Lucifer.
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The Catholic church is an evil organization. A den of parasitic, pedophilic vampires.
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thanks to Lucifer.
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Thank whoever you want. No one should join it, and it's unethical for you to suggest so.
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Biggest pedo ring on the planet.

nothanksbye
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My priest sounds like a BLM mouthpiece

Makes it impossible to make it through a service
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Traditional catholic only, not the modernist version. Study and study, the Truth has been kept from us in modern times.
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It is the original form of Christianity. To my protestant brothers and sisters, I hear you and understand your gripes about Catholicism. But you cannot defeat the truths that stare in your face about Christ's true intention for His church when he ascended into Heaven.

Drop your ego and begin slow. Read about what Catholicism is what it is not. If you want the simplest form of Christianity, then stay protestant (baptist, presbyterian, lutheran, evangelical, Pentecost, seventh day adventist, mormon, etc.). All of these have their own "truths", but there is only 1- Catholicism.

1. A Protestant must answer this question: Either the eucharist during catholic mass ------------------IS----------------------- the body and blood of Christ or it is not. If it is, then where are every day if not taking our precious Lord's body and blood in mass? This invalidates your protestant's sermon. If it is not, then all catholics around the world are deluded, in which care you are simply siding with all the agnostics and atheists in the world laughing at our Catholic. faith.

I am Catholic. Some of the nicest, most moral people I know in this world are protestant. I cannot ask a 70 year old faithful protestant mom to convert to catholicism and explain to her that her version of Christianity is a rebellion. That's dumb and I would imagine Christ thinks so too.

But if you are protestant, think of it like a meal. it is like standing up eating Mamwichiches, potato chips, and fruit. punch in plastic cups on paper plates your whole life. If you are catholic, then you are dressed formally, sat in a beautiful building and served the most precious, most rare, most. tenderly cared-for cuisine every known to man on the most precious, rarest of cutlery and linen white napkins, over the most wondrous, mystical music every sung, all while you investigate yourself, your lowly self, dressed in rags, unworthy of such a meal, such an event as this, guilty of sin.

This is the guilt Catholics feel. It is by faith AND works. You must BEHAVE in a manner worthy of this meal, every day, every time. The Catholic faith is the harder version (if you can cal it a "version", since there were never meant to be "versions" of Christianity). We have to believe, repent, confess, and abide by and submit to the will of God. I wish is was as simple as just believing. Christ gave us every possible way of staying the course with Him throughout our lives through the mass, prayer and confession.

Next Sunday is Divine Mercy Sunday. All sins confessed at church are forgiven.
Repent and believe in the Gospel. If you're in a position of doubt in your Christian faith, then please consider what Catholics know through and through - we are the faith. Catholics don't evangelize because we're too busy working on our own salvation with fear and trembling. We're not confident because we are fallen humans and always will be. This is why you rarely see posts like this. Or direct, pointed assaults on Protestantism by Catholics: We're constantly in a state of sin against the unfathomable ocean of grace by Jesus Christ. But the opposite is often true - Protestants try to "evangelize" Catholics because they don't know what they don't know.

ps. I was raised Protestant, became agnostic, turned atheist, then converted to Catholicism. I know

Peace.
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WRONG FORUM.jerkit
HOW ABOUT EATING A CUM-COVERED TURD, YOU GULLIBLE, PEDO-LOVIN´ SHITBAG?
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Biggest pedo ring on the planet.

nothanksbye
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I think Jehovahs Witnesses have them beat.

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Traditional catholic only, not the modernist version. Study and study, the Truth has been kept from us in modern times.
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amen
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The Catholic church is an evil organization. A den of parasitic, pedophilic vampires.
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thanks to Lucifer.
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So as a Catholic, you give thanks to Lucifer?

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Traditional catholic only, not the modernist version. Study and study, the Truth has been kept from us in modern times.
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Traditional Catholics forbid people from even reading the Bible themself. Only the priests were allowed. Seems they were always about keeping the truth from people.

Traditional Catholics taught hat you could buy your way into Heaven by giving all your money to the church, so the priests could get fat and wealthy on the backs of he peasants they psychologically torture.
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If you want your cock sucked...you become a catholic.

If you want your ass fucked..you become a protestant.

If you want both...you become a rapture tard.
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Biggest pedo ring on the planet.

nothanksbye
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I think Jehovahs Witnesses have them beat.

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Nah. Catholics had a near 2 thousand year head start. And they have a more global presence.
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Not interested in paganism. Thanks.
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Roman Catholic is not the same as Catholic
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pathetic bait thread, but OP hasnt got a clue that what they have done is wrong.
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If we're really talking about the most pious existence, that has to go to the Amish. They aren't Catholics.

I'm Catholic. It's like the mob. All sorts of rules we bend. No meat on Friday? Fish feed! Because Jesus and fish. Now look at how the anal Pope is letting philandering perverts in the church.

The Catholic mindset boils down to this: be a dick and sin all week, but just make sure you go to confession, don't miss church on holy days of obligation and don't forget to tithe. You'll get into heaven with those stats.
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Hail AllFather Odin.
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If we're really talking about the most pious existence, that has to go to the Amish. They aren't Catholics.

I'm Catholic. It's like the mob. All sorts of rules we bend. No meat on Friday? Fish feed! Because Jesus and fish. Now look at how the anal Pope is letting philandering perverts in the church.

The Catholic mindset boils down to this: be a dick and sin all week, but just make sure you go to confession, don't miss church on holy days of obligation and don't forget to tithe. You'll get into heaven with those stats.
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The doctrine of the Nicolatians
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People that pray to the apostles and Mary are gonna burn in hell!
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People that pray to the apostles and Mary are gonna burn in hell!
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Hell is a catholic invention.
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Apostle Peter the first Pope, you can follow the chain of command down through the centuries.





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