Let's see.

Rush Limbaugh - married 3 times with no kids. Currently single.

Oh, yeah, the man's got the BACKGROUND to talk about family values!

Only in America where you can make up morality as you go and get paid millions of bucks to do so AND actually have listeners that breathlessly await your every word.

No wonder why the rest of the world laughs their asses off at the US - unless, of course, we bomb the shit of them for not towing the line.

That's when they know we're really fucking nuts....

Reminds me of that Three Dog Night song "Mama told me not to come.."