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User ID: 491027 United States 09/12/2008 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Agnostic's Prayer (Possibly Proper Death Litany) " Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen." [ link to en.wikipedia.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 482615 United States 09/12/2008 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Agnostic's Prayer (Possibly Proper Death Litany) That's brilliant....but I'll stick to the one in the bible can I get an amen? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 516113 United States 10/03/2008 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Agnostic's Prayer (Possibly Proper Death Litany) That's brilliant....but I'll stick to the one in the bible can I get an amen?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 482615WHy not? They're both useless and confusing... |
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User ID: 488020 United Arab Emirates 10/03/2008 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Agnostic's Prayer (Possibly Proper Death Litany)
I have no doubt at all the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins -- The other kind don't matter. Robert Service 1874-1958 I know enough to know that I know nothing |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77236449 United States 02/14/2021 03:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Agnostic's Prayer (Possibly Proper Death Litany) We're all going to hell. 100% of humans doomed to eternal Oblivion. |