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International Talk Like a Pirate Day | |
| Sybil
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 506458  United States09/19/2008 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Avast and Ahoy! International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy. IMAGE ( [link to i37.tinypic.com] )  Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Munster
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| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arr, looks like yer right leg warmer needs a hankerin' upwards...need some help with that?...arr Quoting: MunsterAye yess...bring ye fleshy sword with ye! I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| SpiritOfOz
User ID: 506312  Australia09/19/2008 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Avast and Ahoy! Quoting: SybilInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy. IMAGE ( [link to i37.tinypic.com] ) Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Hey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 433020 United States09/19/2008 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| IllumiNaughty
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| Munster
User ID: 502100 United States09/19/2008 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arr, looks like yer right leg warmer needs a hankerin' upwards...need some help with that?...arr Quoting: SybilAye yess...bring ye fleshy sword with ye! Aye, a fleshy sword smacks of priapism. No matter, Arr, I'll be scuttling yur privies in short order...arr...on my way lassie. ::jetson:: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 93768  Lithuania09/19/2008 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| SpiritOfOz
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| Gradient
Get over yourself User ID: 440794 United States09/19/2008 10:57 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arrr...there be some help for ya scallywags..ye may find it heeeeeeere [link to www.yarr.org.uk] * Ahoy: Hey! * Avast: Stop! * Aye: Yes * Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death. * Booty: treasure * Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government. * By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island! * Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers * Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye! * Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie * Doubloons: pieces of gold... * Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die. * Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder. * Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates! * Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise * Grog: A pirate's favorite drink. * Jack: a flag or a sailor * Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag! * Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this. * Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship. * Lass: A woman. * Lily-livered: faint o' heart * Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk * Matey: A shipmate or a friend. * Me hearty: a friend or shipmate. * Me: My. * Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change. * Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power * Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel. * Scurvy dog!: a fine insult! * Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud. * Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor * Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits * Squadron: a group of ten or less warships * Squiffy: a buffoon * Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot! * Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas! * Sweet trade: the career of piracy * Thar: The opposite of "here." * Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious. * Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye. * Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly! * Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter  glptrainer(at)yahoo.com |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah, we know, our retarded boss brought each of us a pirate hat and eye patch to wear today, we think she's loopy and probably hitting the bottle, we'd like to walk her off the end of a short plank... did i mention we were a federal agency too Quoting: le feet 457333Ye best be plannin' a mutiny! Arrrrr! Hang ye hempen halter....aye... An' make ye rotten wench dance ye hempen jig, arrrrr!!!!! I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arr, looks like yer right leg warmer needs a hankerin' upwards...need some help with that?...arr Quoting: MunsterAye yess...bring ye fleshy sword with ye! Aye, a fleshy sword smacks of priapism. No matter, Arr, I'll be scuttling yur privies in short order...arr...on my way lassie. ::jetson:: Aye Cappy! Ye ship be stalwart. Arrrr, ye best be given' a look to me binnacle. I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Avast and Ahoy! Quoting: SpiritOfOzInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy. IMAGE ( [link to i37.tinypic.com] ) Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Hey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Munster
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| Dread Pirate Roberts
User ID: 502179 United States09/19/2008 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | His eye-patch was the wrong prescription! What do you call a beautiful pirate captain? Davy Jones' looker! Kramer wants to be: But Jerry doesn't "From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17 |
| SpiritOfOz
User ID: 506312 Australia09/19/2008 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Avast and Ahoy! Quoting: SybilInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy. IMAGE ( [link to i37.tinypic.com] ) Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Hey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. Aye, I bit o' friggin in the riggin mights be in order. Me mast be needin' someone to climb and then swab me deck |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Avast and Ahoy! Quoting: SpiritOfOzInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy. IMAGE ( [link to i37.tinypic.com] ) Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Hey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. Aye, I bit o' friggin in the riggin mights be in order. Me mast be needin' someone to climb and then swab me deck Aye then, thoust bringeth me thy fleshy sword thar, and hiketh me skirts I will, and bareth me treasure for ye plunderin' me comely Captain. I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 497593 United States09/19/2008 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yar, Use the thread search matey's. Thread: No doom today, it be Talk like a Pirate Day! Yar... Already posted this! |
| SpiritOfOz
User ID: 506312 Australia09/19/2008 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Quoting: SybilHey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. Aye, I bit o' friggin in the riggin mights be in order. Me mast be needin' someone to climb and then swab me deck Aye then, thoust bringeth me thy fleshy sword thar, and hiketh me skirts I will, and bareth me treasure for ye plunderin' me comely Captain. Yo ho ho, yar booty be a salty dogs treasure that I's be sailin the seven seas ta gets for meself. Arrr they calls me one eyed willy for a reason |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yar, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 497593Use the thread search matey's. Thread: No doom today, it be Talk like a Pirate Day! Yar... Already posted this! Aye Matey... ye crew mutinied ye crusty freebooter. If thou not desist ye shall be kissing the gunners daughter...arrrrrr! I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| Sybil
(OP) User ID: 506458 United States09/19/2008 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Quoting: SpiritOfOzHey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. Aye, I bit o' friggin in the riggin mights be in order. Me mast be needin' someone to climb and then swab me deck Aye then, thoust bringeth me thy fleshy sword thar, and hiketh me skirts I will, and bareth me treasure for ye plunderin' me comely Captain. Yo ho ho, yar booty be a salty dogs treasure that I's be sailin the seven seas ta gets for meself. Arrr they calls me one eyed willy for a reason aye,me scabbard be warm if ye need to sheath ye fleshy sword...arrrrrr..... I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread. |
| SpiritOfOz
User ID: 506312 Australia09/19/2008 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye be needin' one of ye comely pirates to swash me buckle. Arrrrrrr!!! Quoting: SybilHey me matey, yarrrr in need of a jolly good rogering? What a comely monkey jacket ye wearin' t'day. Meet me in ye poopdeck for a blackjack o' bumboo. Ye hogshead be needin' a good drainin'. Aye, I bit o' friggin in the riggin mights be in order. Me mast be needin' someone to climb and then swab me deck Aye then, thoust bringeth me thy fleshy sword thar, and hiketh me skirts I will, and bareth me treasure for ye plunderin' me comely Captain. Yo ho ho, yar booty be a salty dogs treasure that I's be sailin the seven seas ta gets for meself. Arrr they calls me one eyed willy for a reason aye,me scabbard be warm if ye need to sheath ye fleshy sword...arrrrrr..... Avast ye, me compass finds its way to the binnacle and not the dungbie |
