Why does my Cat jump up on my lap every time I take a crap??

Because you leave the door open.

suckin that d

Because you are shitting in his water bowl. LOL

Seriously, my cat prefers the toilet water to her water dish.

Let me tell you something my friend. Every single time your kitty does that please just smile and appreciate the moment. There will come a time when your cat gets old and starts hurting and won't do that anymore, or maybe he gets sick and dies ...either way - you will look back at that and smile and wish he was still here to jump on your lap when your on the pot. These are the good times. Enjoy them.

Awkward.

Winner. Instant truth.

Damn... just when you think they can't hide the doom there...

Sorry .... my BELOVED cat was killed by dogs in July. He used to do jump up on my on the pot all the time and it annoyed me. Now I would kill for him to jump on my lap just one more time. Sorry if I was over dramatic

What the hell are you shitting, Meow Mix?

In all reality, it's probably because it's warm. Gross, but true. You lap is a warm spot and perhaps kitty doesn't know you are dumpping.

"scat" cat....it was just begging to be said.....

Let me tell you something my friend. Every single time your kitty does that please just smile and appreciate the moment. There will come a time when your cat gets old and starts hurting and won't do that anymore, or maybe he gets sick and dies ...either way - you will look back at that and smile and wish he was still here to jump on your lap when your on the pot. These are the good times. Enjoy them.


Damn... just when you think they can't hide the doom there...



sorry, I meant jump up on me on the pot

Are you taking the crap from his litter box? If so, maybe he wants to know why.

kitties need your love...and you need theirs....like that other poster said, enjoy that kitty while you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has crap envy.