God made women both beautiful and stupid

False prophet...LOL! Hey send me a postcard from hell!

The joke is a bit funnier if you play it out some...

So Adam was having a conversation with God about Eve.... God, She's so soft, and so nice to touch. So God replies "I made her that way so you would like her."

And Adam says, "But God, she's so beautiful."

God replies, "I made her that way so that you would fall in love with her."

Adam: "But God, she's so stupid."

God: "Well, Adam, I had to make her that way, so that SHE would fall in love with YOU."



C'mon, OP.... Play the joke out a little....

I never heard it explained that way.


funny stuff

what's that rib business about, anyway?

Did you hear the one about the Zen master who ordered a hot dog?

He asked for "one with everything"

you know what's it about.

Shut up and kiss me

You're slightly off OP. It's the beautiful women who are stupid. The unattractive ones are perfectly intelligent. I think there are two different species there, really.

(actually he said "Make me one with everything"....

love that joke... ;)

you are so wrong....we just sit back and let you (Men) destroy yourselves after we try to intervene.....and you think we are just a bunch of annoying biatches...well guess what...FREE WILL

No, that was the year 1247 AD model.

God makes women smart and beautiful now.

Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder...

My grandmother, who will be 101 years old this year, gave me this piece of advice regarding men: "Always make them feel smarter than you, but always know you're the smart one."

Lots of women throughout history have followed this advice. That's why so many men are under the illusion that they are smarter. We let them think that so we can get the upper hand.

me thinks you just like to hear the story... ;)

The division of gender disparity is sufficient evidence for malevolent deity.

more like very stupid, and the ones that think they are all that are much worse.

It actually says side in the hebrew. I guess it could refer to the XY chromosomes, women have XX. Not sure though.

God said it was Eves punishment to be obsessed with men and to be ruled over for listening to old fork tongue.

not all women love men


what about the women that love women? are they beautiful and smart?

I see lots of discussions here about the nature of women.

I can't even discuss it because the more true you are, the more women will mark you as spam and then you wont have any access to the forums at all. Thus the truth is never stated about women and when it is it doesn't persist.

the truth is everything you suspect but are unable to state publicly.

it's funny because I often let women believe they are smarter because this is the only time they stop complaining and nagging.

Women can be so bitchy to each other...

That is the metaphor about the Mother Universe infinite space and infinite time existing from the Father's infinite Self. The infinite Bride of the infinite Husband.

Without women, this world would be chaos and horrible to live in.

Well these days they are really Stupid.

And evil, don't forget evil.

Beautiful?? Makeups were man-made

LOL, funny one.

In reality, men are more inclined toward logic, while women are inclined toward emotion/intuition.

The main goal of alchemy is to unite both within yourself. This amalgam then becomes true wisdom and discernment.

In a perfect world, offspring would be the perfect harmony of each side from the parents, however, the majority of people are out of balance with one side or the other; therefore, their offspring follow suit early in life. This doesn't condemn them to living the same pattern, however, only setbacks to their own realization and actualization.