Thai man tries to rape dog and gets mauled

The physical act of fucking can be simulated without the use of a vagina of any kind.
Hey, I can do you one even better.
Not only can you act like you are fucking without a vagina, but it has been proven that orgasms can in fact be achieved without anything more than your hand and a tight grip.
In fact, it is possible to jerk off so much that you may have difficulty actually having an organism inside a vagina because they can't ever be as tight as your fist.
If this is news to any of you I'm sorry.
I know a lot of you are probably looking at me like I'm an idiot right now but apparently it must be news to some of you, particularly those of you that sleep with animals when "there aren't any women around".
Actually I am not just talking to you "zoos", I am talking to anyone that is sitting around bitching about needing "pussy" period.
Get your needs and your wants in order.
You "need" food and water.
Pretty much everything else is a want.
And there shouldn't be a want in your life that is so dire that you could be in a position where you could end up getting caught by anyone fucking a puppy.
Whether its an actual beast or a figurative one.
Oh yeah, since I am in the mood for dispensing advice, here is some more.
Never underestimate the powers of a fermented beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops.
Use with caution.
Firewater ain't nothing to laugh at. But if you aren't careful, it can make it very easy for us to laugh at you.
A 33-year-old, Thai man, Toryip Rawang , was mauled the other day when he tried to rape a dog that he felt was wagging its tail and "acting sexy" towards him.
He admitted to police that he had been drinking prior to running across the flirtatious puppy.
Whether or not he put it together that maybe the drinking had something to do with how he interpreted the dogs suggestive behavior is unknown.
However if you listen to the dog's side of the story, she had only showed him her ass because she thought she had smelled dog biscuits on his breath.
Panting and wagging of the tail is international dog for "share you greedy bastard".
An honest mistake, maybe, but she wasn't the least bit sympathetic.
When Toryip tried to hold he r sti ll so he could stick his cock in her ass she turned around and bit the shit out of him on his chest, face and arms before he finally gave up trying to fuck her and tried to stagger his way home.
Before he got home however he was spotted by police, bloody and drunk, and after a few questions he freely admitted to police of raping dogs before when he had gotten shit faced.
Apparently he really gets horny when he gets plastered. That's his excuse.
He rapes dogs because he doesn't have money for a prostitute after wasting all of what he had on getting shit faced.
My question is whatever happened to spit, lotion, Kleenex and your imagination. If you're already horny then your half way there as far as I am concerned?
The police just laughed at him, gave him a rabies shot and didn't even charge him with anything.
Apparently he has since fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid the Lou that he has now for life.
You can't run from yourself buddy.