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Anonymous Coward User ID: 284583 Germany 10/30/2008 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Satire by R J Shulman Quoting: Annie Oakley 503783Citizens for Legitimate Government PHOENIX -- (PTSD News) -- To counter Senator Barack Obama's unprecedented half-hour "Closing Argument to the Everyman" that aired on several networks, Senator John McCain announced that he will be airing his own closing argument on Fox tomorrow night. Entitled "Thanks for Nothing, You Ungrateful Whores," the speech is basically a rant of all "the unfiltered straight talk the party bosses stifled me from saying for all these long months," according to McCain. The presentation begins with McCain in full military uniform holding a picture of Barack Obama and saying "terrorist Muslim socialist" for ten minutes. McCain then blasts his own party for putting "the straight talker in a straight jacket." He calls the Republican party a bunch of bible-thumping morons who are following George W. Bush to the gates of hell because "that's surely where that sadist is headed." "And thanks a lot, you imbeciles, who made me select Palin over Lieberman," McCain says. "Friggin' Mike Tyson would have been a better choice. He would have split the black vote and could have at least bitten off Biden’s ear at the debate. Seeing Russia from her house, my ass," McCain sneers as he pumps a cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin full of lead. The last ten minutes are almost completely incomprehensible except for the phrase "friggin' economy" and "eight, nine houses, what's the goddamn difference?" The presentation ends with McCain staring into the camera and saying, "I'm John McCain, and I didn't approve of any of this crap." "Once the American people can see the real John McCain giving them the unfettered straight talk," said Rick Davis, head of the McCain campaign, "they will know exactly who to vote for." 30 October 2008 [link to www.legitgov.org] opening title misleading...but never the less a good one mcshame is toast |
Annie Oakley (OP) User ID: 503783 United States 10/30/2008 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes and you will get your Obama savior soon...oh so very soon. This is gonna be good. All these idiots looking for their savior. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 259386One thing has nothing to do with the other. You are such a whiner! |
Annie Oakley (OP) User ID: 503783 United States 10/30/2008 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Satire by R J Shulman Quoting: Anonymous Coward 284583Citizens for Legitimate Government PHOENIX -- (PTSD News) -- To counter Senator Barack Obama's unprecedented half-hour "Closing Argument to the Everyman" that aired on several networks, Senator John McCain announced that he will be airing his own closing argument on Fox tomorrow night. Entitled "Thanks for Nothing, You Ungrateful Whores," the speech is basically a rant of all "the unfiltered straight talk the party bosses stifled me from saying for all these long months," according to McCain. The presentation begins with McCain in full military uniform holding a picture of Barack Obama and saying "terrorist Muslim socialist" for ten minutes. McCain then blasts his own party for putting "the straight talker in a straight jacket." He calls the Republican party a bunch of bible-thumping morons who are following George W. Bush to the gates of hell because "that's surely where that sadist is headed." "And thanks a lot, you imbeciles, who made me select Palin over Lieberman," McCain says. "Friggin' Mike Tyson would have been a better choice. He would have split the black vote and could have at least bitten off Biden’s ear at the debate. Seeing Russia from her house, my ass," McCain sneers as he pumps a cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin full of lead. The last ten minutes are almost completely incomprehensible except for the phrase "friggin' economy" and "eight, nine houses, what's the goddamn difference?" The presentation ends with McCain staring into the camera and saying, "I'm John McCain, and I didn't approve of any of this crap." "Once the American people can see the real John McCain giving them the unfettered straight talk," said Rick Davis, head of the McCain campaign, "they will know exactly who to vote for." 30 October 2008 [link to www.legitgov.org] opening title misleading...but never the less a good one mcshame is toast I used the title of the article. A real grabber, eh? A good morning laugh! |
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User ID: 341826 United States 10/30/2008 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | mcshame is toast Quoting: Anonymous Coward 284583did somebody say, TOAST? Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
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User ID: 204551 United States 10/30/2008 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes and you will get your Obama savior soon...oh so very soon. This is gonna be good. All these idiots looking for their savior. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 259386I am not looking for a Savior. Just someone with some common sense and decency. I am looking for a leader for this country. What is a Genius like you looking for. A hundred years of war? That is all I have heard McCain promise. More dead Americans. You hate Americans, do you? Is this why you want more dead Americans? |
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