what is your favorite kind of thread: who's in it, is sex involved, "mature" only, or what?

my favorite threads involve:

kooky behavior, like "my neighbor smokes weed, but doesn't invite me over"

online fights between glp members, usually involving
man vs. pussy types arguments

whining from the anonymous cowards, like
"my mom doesn't let me stay up past 10pm"

fantasy type stories, like
Hillary scheduled for major bikini wax,
but canceled due to public outrage


what's yours?