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Florida Man Arrested for Fondling Blowup Doll in Parking Lot

 
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Florida Man Arrested for Fondling Blowup Doll in Parking Lot
Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)




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Eve_4000Bc

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02/05/2009 08:28 PM
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not only do I think it was wrong for him to get arrested I damn right am just pissed I wasnt in Florida with a video camera where he was getting some footage laughing my ass off to this fuck wit. A criminal? No he's not! He should write Jack Ass and ask them to please be thier friend... (lol)
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Re: Florida Man Arrested for Fondling Blowup Doll in Parking Lot
the reese's peanut butter cups on the dashboard make that picture so much better.
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Ha ha!
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02/05/2009 08:31 PM
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To paraphrase Cyndi Lauper, "Pervs Just Want to have Fun".
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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02/05/2009 08:46 PM
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Those dolls are hot!
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Better leave the girls home when you go shopping, eh.
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That's Al Bundy!! shocked
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Oh my!..LOL!..
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How did the cop know he didn't have any underwear on?
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Sounds like he wanted to go to jail. Out of work,homeless, hungry. Who knows. Maybe he's just a freak.
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Why is it always Florida?
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Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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And this is news because?
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Did the dolls press charges?
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He even had a pack a smokes on the dashboard to use when he was done.
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It wouldn't have been so bad except the dolls were underage.
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LOL. I can't believe how stupid people really are.





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