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OMG WTF! New Roswell Information!! OMG WTF!!

 
Duncan Kunz
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OMG WTF! New Roswell Information!! OMG WTF!!
Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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Sounds like something has been Breached??? We need confirmation from EAT NOW!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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Bill was born aug. 19 1946
Hillary oct. 26 1947
J Kerry dec. 11 1943
H Dean nov. 17 1948
Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40

how does that fit in to your info numb nuts?
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Bill was born aug. 19 1946
Hillary oct. 26 1947
J Kerry dec. 11 1943
H Dean nov. 17 1948
Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40

how does that fit in to your info numb nuts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390040

EAT is this you??? I always knew you were good at factual numbers! Thanks and i will be looking forward to more market collapse info.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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Re: OMG WTF! New Roswell Information!! OMG WTF!!
Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


Duncan,

you know as well as I do that 7 of those people are shape-shifting reptilians.
"Everybody lies."
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That's really creeeeeeeeeeeepy, man!

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Old Joke!
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

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Sounds like something has been Breached??? We need confirmation from EAT NOW!
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well as they're obviously part alien, but also part sheep, why don't we just eat them now?
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Old Chuck Missler joke
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Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
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Gore was born in MARCH, ya big goof.
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Bill was born aug. 19 1946
Hillary oct. 26 1947
J Kerry dec. 11 1943
H Dean nov. 17 1948
Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40

how does that fit in to your info numb nuts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390040


As G House says, seven of them are shape-shifting reptoids, and of course they can time travel as well.

Not only that, but they have power over the birth records of everyone. It was a quick thing to do, while they were altering Barack Obama's birth certificate (by the way, he was born in North Korea, not Kenya), to change the dates for all of these reptoids.

See how easy things are in the land of conspiracy?
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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Sounds like something has been Breached??? We need confirmation from EAT NOW!



well as they're obviously part alien, but also part sheep, why don't we just eat them now?
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Ewe would have to bring that up!
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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Old Joke!
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

Agree, stincan kuntz hasn't better things than mocking conspiracies to contribute, obviously ...



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Sounds like something has been Breached??? We need confirmation from EAT NOW!



well as they're obviously part alien, but also part sheep, why don't we just eat them now?

Ewe would have to bring that up!
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bump lol
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Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40


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The funniest statement in this entire thread is above ^^.


Howdy, Duncan. No offense intended. ;)

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Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40

The funniest statement in this entire thread is above ^^.
Howdy, Duncan. No offense intended. ;)
 Quoting: TX PATRIOT 610382

Good Ghod! Pelosi is even older than I am!!

None taken, of course!
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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D Feinstein jun. 22 1933
B Boxer nov. 11 1940
and finally Chuck Schumer was born nov 23. 1950
wtf
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Re: OMG WTF! New Roswell Information!! OMG WTF!!
Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

 Quoting: Duncan Kunz



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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Danger! Danger! Danger! Fucktard Alert!!! Occam's Razor Breach!!!



Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz
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Old Joke!

Agree, stincan kuntz hasn't better things than mocking conspiracies to contribute, obviously ...



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Re: OMG WTF! New Roswell Information!! OMG WTF!!
Some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


Hmmmm so in addition to extreme brain damage this mating also resulted in a severe beating with the ugly stick as well. Interesting.
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Ok duncan dunz, here you go just for you!



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ALL BULLSHIT CAMERA TRICK -- HOLLYWOOD!!!!


VOLUME 2: The Conspiracies of Science EXPOSED. Satellites are BOGUS.




- When your watching the weather channel that's satellite imagery right?

- How many times have you seen the clouds in your skies spin circularly like on the weather channel?


Look at these satellite images from space, lol, look at those clouds, not a puffy one in the sky, just a swirl of this thin-out, stretched-out layer of a white cob-web.

I look-out my neighborhood, I see puffy clouds!!!!!!!

Clouds are puffy, and no matter at what distance they are photographed they will not change their forms and shapes. Sure they will seem smaller, but never, never, will they swirl, will they thin-out, will they stretch-out like a white layer of cob-webs.
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Good Ghod! Pelosi is even older than I am!!

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If that woman has one more face lift, she'll be able to pass for a gray.


(Isn't that what they call the big-eyed guys..grays?)

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Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?


Hmmmm so in addition to extreme brain damage this mating also resulted in a severe beating with the ugly stick as well. Interesting.
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chuckle chuckle
chuckle chuckle
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you know as well as I do that 7 of those people are shape-shifting reptilians.
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I can verify that...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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Dippy's Mommy...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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D Feinstein jun. 22 1933
B Boxer nov. 11 1940
and finally Chuck Schumer was born nov 23. 1950
wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390040

Hey, quit that!!! GLP is no place to get lost in the details of a good conspiracy! Besides, anybody could tell you that they're lying about their birthdays to confuse us. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!

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Arnold Scharzenegger is a nazi soldier reincarnate. You know this by his obsession with root power and dictatorship. He's already been caught saying he wants to be a dictator.

After Arnold died in WW2, his soul went upwards into the 'heavenlies', which is outside the Earth's sphere. He then took a 'craft' and charged through the heavenly gates at the 33rd parallel in Roswell, NM and entered this dimension on July 7, 1947. Because his alien body could not live long in our atmosphere, he died in the Roswell crash. His spirit then went as far from the crash site as possible to rejoin the 'effort' in Austria, where he was born to a woman just three week after the crash on July 30, 1947. Upon realizing the war was over (time works different in heaven) he then relocated to the United States and attached himself to the Kennedy bloodline. Perhaps he believes he can keep an eye on Jack Kennedy when he reincarnates and comes back full circle.

All fallen angels come into this dimension at the 33rd parallel, consult the Book of Enoch where he mentions Mount Hermon. This was a way of giving technology to the powers that reside within the Earth. Now they could reverse engineer the craft and make an attempt at usurping the Throne again.

Either that or the timing and dynamics are just coincidence and he's actually a cool guy and really great actor.
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bump
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Bill was born aug. 19 1946
Hillary oct. 26 1947
J Kerry dec. 11 1943
H Dean nov. 17 1948
Pelosi mar. 26 19 god damn 40

how does that fit in to your info numb nuts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390040


I didn't call him dean Kunts for no reason.
He's one of the biggest liars that was ever on this site.





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