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10 Thoughts to Ponder in 2009

 
Earmark
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02/23/2009 04:48 PM
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10 Thoughts to Ponder in 2009
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet
And they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ..
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
And a substantial tax cut save you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009


We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America,

but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?



And Just To Keep Things in Perspective. . .

" Remember, Life is often like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"





GLP