I operate the Bill's Ball Busting Line of enhanced food products out of my kitchen.

Bills Ball Busting Chili..

-1 pound bacon diced

-2 big ass onions

-8 big jim roasted green chiles
-8 jalapenos

-Sadies hot salsa

-El Pinto hot green chiles (salsa)

-El Pato yellow can

-1 pound of hamburger meat

-Pinto beans canned or prepared by you


Chop up the onions Jalapenos and Green chile.

Put the bacon in the skilled on medium heat.

Add chopped onions to the bacon, keep stirring it, once the onions get a little bit cooked throw in the diced chile and jalapenos.

Brown and season the hamburger meat, Put the meat and sauteed onions chiles jalapenos and salsa into a crokpot with your beans and cook it on low for 4 hours.

-the side effects are Severe Montazuma's blasting bowl burning asshole revenge, and a drug like state of stonedness from the heat.