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WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?

 
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WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
Will There Be Bastards In Heaven?


Louis W. Cable

Deuteronomy 23:2 ~ A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.


Illegitimacy is a condition over which the victim has absolutely no control. Yet this unjust and blatantly prejudicial decree was promulgated by a so-called "loving God" on these unfortunate people as well as on their descendants who bear no responsibility. This amounts to the hateful decree, not of a benevolent, loving father figure, but of an evil, irrational despot disserving of wrathful rejection. Also, it contradicts Deut. 24:16 and Ezekiel 18:20 where it says that children will not be punished for the sins of their parents.

To make bad matters even worse, this evil decree was selectively enforced. If a bastard, or his descendants, had achieved wealth, power, and/or high social status, God conveniently winked. Biblical genealogies show, for example, that David was a ninth-generation descendant of Pharez, the bastard son of Judah and Tamar (Gen. 38:24-30). Obviously, David was not denied entry into the "congregation of the Lord."

Bibliolaters will argue that by counting Pharez the first generation, David comes out to be the tenth generation, and there the restriction is lifted. However, if Hezron, the son of Pharez, is counted as the first generation, which certainly seems the correct thing to do, David becomes the ninth generation (Ruth 4:18-22) and technically falls within the restriction. Another case in point is that the descendants of Aaron, the first high priest of Israel, were not banned in accordance with the decree.

Aaron married Elisheba, the daughter of Amminadab (Ex. 6:23) and the fourth-generation descendant of Pharez. That would make Aaron's sons fifth-generation descendants, well within the limit. Yet, they were all consecrated as priests. One of them, Eleazar, even went on to figure prominently in priestly activities throughout the alleged 40 years of wilderness wanderings as well as in the Book of Joshua. Phinehas, the son of Eleazar (Num. 25:7) and a sixth-generation descendant of Pharez, received directly from God "the covenant of an everlasting priesthood" even after he had committed two murders (Num. 25:6-13).

Deuteronomy 23:2 not only qualifies as a cruel and senseless edict, it also creates a serious biblical contradiction further questioning the existence of god and the integrity of the Bible.

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Re: WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
Would YOU want to spend eternity with a lot of religious zealots?
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I dunno, but if there is, when I get there they will be hiding.
Because im going to kick the living fuck out of them for eternity.
Why do you speak shit on the internet?
And what does it do for you personally?
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NO....If their Father is not God they will not be there.
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there is no heaven, so no there won't be any bastards there... just like there won't be anyone else there...

come on now, grow a fuckin brain cell...
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And yet, christ himself hung around with the lowest of the low --- tax collectors.

Remember Zacheus...
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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And yet, christ himself hung around with the lowest of the low --- tax collectors.

Remember Zacheus...
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Uhmm wasnt Christ(Jesus) born out of wedlock ???
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just more shit pushed out by the vaticon and its minions the judeo/islamo rectal worms.
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74 each, allegedly.
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no bastards in heaven.
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For crying out loud, you christians really need to get educated!!


The cover-up!!

Legend Of Bast

Bast, the goddess of witchcraft and sexual magick in the Egyptian pantheon. If you ever had the urge to do anything of a bizarre sexual nature, you were entering the realm of Bast. Who exactly was she? Often identified as the Egyptian cat goddess, Bast is one of the most ancient forms of Babalon, the Mother goddess.

Bast is portrayed as both a cat and lion. As the goddess of sexual magick, she ruled over lust and sexual heat. It was her job to see that all potentialities manifested and had their day in the sun. Bast is readily identified as the Beast because she " presided" over the vast sexual experiments of Atlantis (and later Egypt) which gave rise to mermaids, minotaurs, centaurs, Pegasus and the like.

Bast's legacy gives us at least two words in our modem lexicon. The word "bastard" was derived from the Pandora's Box that opened with the unrestricted breeding practices that were common during her reign. During the reign of the goddess, paternity was not an issue. Marriage came into being in large part due to the need to preserve a patriarchal structure for inheritance and succession purposes. When the father god took over, he made parentage an issue and punished women who bore children outside of the established tradition of wedlock.

This is not so much a moral issue as a power issue. Amazon cultures were known to be able to breed without the use of a male. Because the human body is primarily androgynous, a separation of the sexes is not theoretically necessary for procreation. This contention about the Amazons is backed up by the fact that the zona pellucida (the reproductive body in the female which contains a sack) can be penetrated by a latent male protein within the inherited genetic structure of the female that the body thinks and treats like a sperm. This results in a virgin birth.

The original commandment was "thou shall not adulterate, not adultery!! Adulterate was when human and animal genetics were mixed that produced bastard offspring!!


a·dul·ter·y (…-d¾l"t…-r¶, -tr¶) n., pl. a·dul·ter·ies. Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse. [Middle English, from Old French adultere, from Latin adulterium, from adulter, adulterer. See ADULTERATE.]

a·dul·ter·ate (…-d¾l"t…-r³t") 1. To make impure by adding extraneous, improper, or inferior ingredients.

bas·tard (b²s"t…rd) n.

1. An illegitimate child. (incorrect)

2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. (correct)

3. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such. (correct)

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Re: WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
There is no heaven.
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the devil loves to lie and obscure, anyonre with God in their heart knows that we are saved through grace not works (observance of Old Testament law). For we have ALL!!! come short of the glory of God- romans.

but as always it is satan that uses lies and half-truths to paint an image of a hateful and vengeful God.
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Re: WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
I dunno, but if there is, when I get there they will be hiding.
Because im going to kick the living fuck out of them for eternity.
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Are you muslim, or just a fanatical Christian?
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Re: WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
No, bruthas an' sistas!

There will be NO BASTARDS IN HEAVEN, for the Lawd has told us that they cannot enter.

They will be a-burnin' for ALL ETERNITY, in the awful Lake O' FAHR!!!

Kin Ah git me a AMEN???

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And yet, christ himself hung around with the lowest of the low --- tax collectors.

Remember Zacheus...



Uhmm wasnt Christ(Jesus) born out of wedlock ???
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lol that too
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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There will be no bastard children in heaven. When we die, we are reborn. The bastard status is wiped away.
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Re: WILL THERE BE BASTARDS IN HEAVEN?
Couldn't the Deuterectomy verse be a mere symbol of the requirement to be "born from above", as in Fathered by God?
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Couldn't the Deuterectomy verse be a mere symbol of the requirement to be "born from above", as in Fathered by God?
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Christ took onto Himself the curse of the Law, so that any bastard, or sinner of any kind may come to Him and be saved. There will be plenty of Bastards in Heaven.
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Christ took onto Himself the curse of the Law, so that any bastard, or sinner of any kind may come to Him and be saved. There will be plenty of Bastards in Heaven.
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this is not true Jesus said He didnt come to change the rules but to make them true bastard is a demons seed and maybe a child of satan and certainly not God God hates a bastard and the child is cursed and so are his parents an his children for ten generations
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There is no heaven.
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There is Heaven
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There is no heaven.
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there is Heaven
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my dad died of a cocaine overdose when i was 7

my life sux

and i think i might go to hell, so maybe not
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The word bastard in this is not the same word bastard as in having no legitimate birthright.

Yes, they will be inheritors of heaven just as you and I will be.
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Jesus did not come to condemn but to bring the good news.

No one receives curses from Jesus and God is not condemning ten generations of anyone's children.
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It's a middle eastern shaming thing. It's carried to ridiculous extremes. No child can help it if the parents are lousy.

Besides, we have Jesus, who overrode all that shit. That's what people don't seem to understand about Jesus, he absolved us of all that nonsense.
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No the basterdness will be nullified before hand
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Will there be bitches in heaven?
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I dunno, but if there is, when I get there they will be hiding.
Because im going to kick the living fuck out of them for eternity.
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yeah right , all bitch and no bite just like lots of other fuckdoodles with fish on their cars.
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There is no heaven.
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for you.why your going to hell....





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