Names for this Flu - the good, bad and ugly - I'm symptomatic now

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Swine origin influenza A H1N1 virus S-OIV
Influenza A-H1N1
Swine Flu
Tri-form Virus
Voodoo Virus
Porcine Pandemic
Pig Flu
Piggy Pox
Miss Piggy's Pestilence
Bacon Bug
Hog Flu
Gripe Del Cerdo
Pigzilla
Mexican Flu
MexiFlu
Mexican Swine Flu
Wetback Flu
Cochino Flu
Flying Piglet Pandemonium
Porky's Revenge
Oinker Flu
Baconic Plague
Slime Flew
Porkinsons
Pink Death
Swinfluenza
Swine fever
Fizzle Flu
Fluvus Alarmus
Who Flu
Baxter Bug
WTF Flu
Babe Flu
Hamthrax
Mad Sow Disease
Bird Swine Flu
Joe Tweetie Babe Flu
Hammageddon
Hamdemic
Non Kosher Flu
Aporkalypse
Mutant Flu
Lung Flood Flu
The Virus Formerly Known as Swine Flu
The Flu that Cried Wolf
Igpay Influenzaay
Flu 2.0